Category: Cazzie David
Pete Davidson Has Added To His Tattoo Collection And Got Kim Kardashian’s Name Branded On His Chest
Let’s all just relax, I assure you, everything is all fine and normal. Just because there is a woman wearing a shiny rubber inner tube, sitting across from a surly leprechaun, in a brightly lit studio, cheerfully discussing how her boyfriend had her name seared into his flesh, despite the fact that she knows such talk will further enrage her children’s father, whose frequent and disturbing rants have gotten so out of hand he’s been temporarily banned for sharing them, doesn’t prove the government secretly adding LSD to our water supply. I only wish that were the case.
According to Us Weekly, choices continue to be made, which means we are now all forced to contemplate Pete Davidson’s bare torso for the umpteenth time because Kim Kardashian thought it would be a good idea to appear on The Ellen Degeneres Show and brag that he had her name branded into his chest. Trust me, you’re going to want to make sure you’ve had your kaleidoscope koffee before proceeding.
Pete Davidson’s Ex Cazzie David Might Be On Kanye West’s Side
The entertainment industry’s messiest love triangle might have just become a cube (although to be fair, calling it a “love triangle” feels wrong, considering this situation is more like a triad of bad vibes and stalker-like boundary-pushing). But the point here is, it appears that a new player has emerged from the shadows in the Kanye West/Kim Kardashian/Pete Davidson drama-shaped mess, and it’s Pete Davidson’s ex-girlfriend Cazzie David.
John Mayer Says He Cares A “Great Deal” For Cazzie David
Looks like John Mayer’s “David Duke cock” may have softened over the years. According to E!, John’s Johnson might currently be pointed towards Cazzie David, a nice Jewish girl, and Larry David’s daughter. Cazzie recently celebrated her 27th birthday which John commemorated with a post in his Instagram Stories saying “I care for you a great deal!” which might help explain why, despite the bravado, John claims to have only slept with six women. Not at a time. Ever! Which, if true, makes him a safer bet, crabs wise, than Cazzie’s ex Pete Davidson so, growth?
Cazzie David Dedicated A Chapter In Her Book To Her Break Up With Pete Davidson
Not all celebrity spawn are destined to become models who go on to date Pete Davidson. A rare few actually use their famous parent’s name and connections to become actors who (or in some cases, their mothers) go on to date Pete Davidson. Fewer still use their natural born connections to become authors who go on to date Pete Davidson. Take for example Cazzie David, daughter of Larry David, who has just written a book of essays called “No One Asked for This,” which is true, but here we are. In it, she talked about the devastating side effects of dating Pete Davidson (like loss of appetite, public humiliation, wallowing, and a book deal).
Ariana Grande Might Have Already Moved On To Pete Davidson
Earlier this month, Ariana Grande and rapper Mac Miller deleted their year and a half relationship from the celebrity couples server. Unfortunately for Mac, he’d barely begun to click the trashcan icon on all of their couple selfies before Bossip reported that Ariana’s already seeing someone else – Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson. Wait, wasn’t Pete Davidson dating Larry David’s daughter Cazzie? Not no more they ain’t. This sort of reminds me of that story about Madge’s ex-husband Guy Ritchie and how he immediately dumped his then-girlfriend when she expressed interest in him. His excuse? “Look, you know I really love you, but she’s Madonna.” Cazzie might be familiar with that sort of excuse now.