Category: Cat Fights
Cat Fight! Fur Flies As Choupette Lagerfeld, Olivia Benson And Nala Cat Vie For The Title Of Richest Cat In The World
You know what, fuck Forbes and their ridiculous Richest Celebrities lists. Those chowderheads have gotten it so wrong so many times, they may as well pay Miss Cleo to pull their bullshit billionaire lists out of her ass. And she’s dead! That’s why, when it comes to rigorous accounting standards, fact-checking and journalistic excellence, one need look no further than the good folks over at AllAboutCats.com for all your celebrity wealth ranking needs. Not only do they make a clear distinction between the species, they actually seem to give a shit about which celebrity animals inherited their wealth, and which ones had to fight like cats and dogs and to earn their spot among the elites. Of course, some pups and pussies’ careers have unfairly benefited from their handlers’ renown, but in the dog-eat-dog business of show, pet show that is, nepetism can only get you so far.
Open Post: Hosted By A Cat Pushing An Elderly Dog Down The Stairs
In any household with multiple pets, the battle for total power is never-ending. Only the strongest and cutest come out on top. Enter Snickers, a black-and-white cat who is totally over sharing the spotlight with Bailey, an elderly golden retriever. In a harrowing clip posted to TikTok, Snickers nonchalantly pushes the 15-year-old doggie down a small flight of carpeted stairs. Bailey tumbles to the ground while the owner, @queefly, freaks out. But don’t worry, by the end of the video the old bitch is back on her feet, relatively unscathed. Sorry, Snickers. Your sick attempts at euthanasia have once again failed. Continue reading
Larry David Yelled At Alan Dershowitz At A Grocery Store On Martha’s Vineyard
Noted attorney Alan Dershowitz, who most recently represented Donald Trump during his impeachment trial and is now a frequent NewsMax commentator, was just minding his own business in front of the grocery store in Martha’s Vineyard the other day when he spotted his friend Larry David. Being the friendly, neighborly sort, Alan greeted Larry and to his shock, was rebuffed! Knowing in his heart he didn’t do anything wrong to deserve such a cruel shunning, Alan pressed Larry asking him “We can still talk, Larry,” only to be met with screams and yells so violent that Alan “was worried that he was going to have a stroke.” How’s a level-headed regular good-guy like Alan supposed to react to that?! Well, rip off his t-shirt to reveal another t-shirt that says “It’s The Constitution Stupid!,” that’s what! Look, I know this sounds like fan-fic but it’s not. Page Six spoke to Alan directly to confirm the story as told to them by a “Page Six spy” who saw it all go down in front of them. You know how it is on the Vineyard. No Jacket or “Allegedly” Required.
Whoopi Goldberg And Meghan McCain Got Into A Very Messy Fight On “The View,” Which Ended In A Joint Apology
That look of pure exasperation on Whoopi Goldberg’s face can only mean one of two things: the dry cleaners way over-starched her favorite white dress shirt (“I said light starch! Whoopi is a casual woman!“), or she’s been trapped in a messy on-air argument with Meghan McCain again. Today on The View, Meghan turned up her patented brand of adult brattiness, except this time, her usual favorite target Joy Behar was spared, and Whoopi was caught in the line of fire instead. It got so bad, both women had to offer up an awkward, uncomfortable apology afterward. Ironic, considering their whole fight actually started because of a fight about apologies.
Open Post: Hosted By Gray, The Rescue Kitty Who Hogs All The Boiled Fish
When you hear “viral video of rescue kitties eating”, you might think “Awww!” Well, give it a 2020 twist, add some boiled fish, and two enemy cats named Gray and Cha Cha, and what you get is less cute and more pussy-on-pussy bullying.
Open Post: Hosted By Ninja Rat
The streets are full of fighting and we don’t need any more of it, but I do have one video of street-fighting which you shouldn’t find overly controversial. Unless you’re really passionate about Tom & Jerry cartoons. A cat and rat got into it in the streets and while you’d assume the cat would sweep that rat with a first-round knockout, Lil’ Ratty had other ideas and was leaping around and sending flying kicks to that cat like it had spent its life training with the Ninja Turtles.