Category: Carl Lentz

Hillsong Founder Brian Houston Has Resigned Amid Scandal(s)

March 25, 2022 / Posted by:

For those still keeping score, according to Hillsong Church founder Brian Houston, his church does “not affirm a gay lifestyle and because of this we do not knowingly have actively gay people in positions of leadership,” but they are apparently fine with *exclusively heterosexual* serial cheating, unsolicited dick pics, rampant sexual harassment, fostering a “culture of silence and fear” and bringing dinosaurs back to life, as long as you don’t get caught. And that latter one is actually OK to do in public as long as it’s reflected in your tithes. Don’t like the rules? Well too bad, they come from the top. Despite what you know is true, Hillsong does not traffic in hypocrisy and that’s why Brian has resigned from his position as Global Senior Pastor of Hillsong Church after getting caught having “behaved inappropriately” with two women. Just two? Some leader, hey? Carl Lentz is looking at those numbers and shaking his head. They could have had a real one!

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Another Hillsong Pastor Has Stepped Down Following Accusations Of Inappropriate Behavior

April 29, 2021 / Posted by:

There’s never any silver lining in a story about inappropriate creep behavior. But I guess if there is one upside to all of this, it’s that former Hillsong megachurch Pastor Carl Lentz is no longer the only married former Hillsong Pastor to get caught putting his penis where his penis didn’t belong? Hillsong Pastor Darnell Barrett recently announced he’s stepping down from his position at Hillsong, due to a penis-print pic being sent to someone who was not his wife.

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Justin Bieber Has Denounced Hillsong Church And Says He’s Not Training To Be A Minister

January 5, 2021 / Posted by:

The New York Post has bad news for all the Justin Bieber stans who were hoping to see him get done up in Religious Leader-drag. Stories that 26-year-old Justin was going to transition into becoming a minister have been grossly misreported and he took to his Instagram Stories to clarify he’s just a regular-degular R&B sensation. He also made clear that he’s not a member of Hillsong Church, which has been in the news over Pastor Carl Lentz‘s cheating scandal and possible tax evasion. Well, the moral-authority pop star Justin Bieber has spoken, so I guess it’s time to cancel Hillsong. Elliot Page wins!

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A Dog Walker Claims They Caught Pastor Carl Lentz Having Sex With A “Younger Celebrity”

December 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Some of the more notable celebrity parishioners of Hillsong Church might be dropping like flies, but that doesn’t mean Pastor Carl Lentz can’t find his name in the papers for his close celebrity relationships, like he was used to, pre-scandal. For example, his name recently pinged Google alerts everywhere after a dog walker came forward and claimed to have caught him with a “young celebrity.” Okay yes, I can see now how that’s the sort of seen-with-a-celebrity headline he wouldn’t be so enthused about. Continue reading

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Selena Gomez Has Quit Hillsong Church As New Allegations Of “Inappropriate Sexual Behavior” Among Staff Come Forward

December 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Stop thinking about whatever dumb shit you’re thinking about right now! The only question that should be on everyone’s mind at this moment in time is where will Selena Gomez worship now! Page Six reports that Selena has cut ties with Hillsong Church with sources claiming she feels “disillusioned” by Carl Lentz and his wandering peen. And according to multiple sources, one man’s dick is just the tip (of the iceberg). I have to wonder also if she finally realized that the only reason she and Justin Bieber were only invited to do couples counseling so Carl could check the couch cushions for any loose gold chains and diamonds that might have fallen out during their sessions.

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Tyler Perry Reportedly Paid $100K Towards Carl Lentz’s Rent As He Heads To Treatment

December 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Living a life of hypocrisy and lies can really take it out of a person and Pastor Carl Lentz is tired. People reports that Carl is checking himself into an outpatient treatment facility that specializes in treating depression, anxiety, and “pastoral burnout,” which is a clever metaphor for what happens when the shepherd does tractor donuts in the sheep field before whipping his dick out and fucking the flock. Though Pastor Carl has been laid low (high, sideways and every other kind of way, if the higher-ups at Hillsong are correct), The Sun reports that, thanks to Tyler Perry’s largess, Pastor Carl’s fall from grace will be softened by Madea’s ample bosom.

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