Cardi B’s lawyers are busy, because not only are they trying to get her the trademark to “Okurrr,” they’re also going after bloggers who claim part of her money moves include selling coked-up cooch.
Cardi B is making more money moves, and that means trademarking her signature phrase (or whatever you want to call it): “Okurrr!” You know, the phrase which makes adults go, “What is that noise? Who’s doing that?”. Cardi has made a lot of money from that catchphrase (see: her Pepsi commercial) and don’t think you’re going to make money off it, because she’s in the process of trademarking it, okurrr? (You can’t sue me, I’m just saying it!)
Jennifer Lopez is the under-the-radar Madge, sucking the life out of the musical youth to preserve her taut skin and perky chi-chis. She had a go at the Booty single with Iggy Azalea and then had Dinero with Cardi B. I guess that wasn’t enough because now JLo is starring in Hustlers, a movie about strippers who get revenge on their Wall Street clients. Cardi B has also signed on. Honestly, I rolled my eyes at this, but Ocean’s 8 with more thong and less Cate Blanchett mop wig sounds perfect.
In the past thirty-six hours Cardi B has gone from winning a Grammy to being pimped out for promotion by her husband Offset and now, because of internet hate over her win, she has completely destroyed her Instagram account. However, she did not go away gently into the dying of the light.
Nicki Minaj is pissed. At several people. After the Grammy, EVERYONE (aka just us bloggers in need of stuff to post) wondered what Nicki’s reaction would be to Cardi B becoming the first solo woman to win the Best Rap Album award. We now know her response, and it’s not a positive one, but not necessarily because of Cardi B herself.
Although, I’d rather see footage of Cardi B giving birth than see her touch tongues with Offset while her doll leg nails are on his face.
Nothing is sacred anymore. Cardi B‘s kinda/sorta/maybe husband Offset has spliced footage from her giving birth into a promotional video for his upcoming new album, I’m just awaiting the moment somebody follows suit and films the very first celebrity childbirth on Instagram Live.