Nicki Minaj may not be able to grasp the fact that Chun-Li is not a bad guy, but she’s still got some sense in her and she used it to extend a message of peace to Cardi B. After months of feuding and saying how Cardi hurt her feelings, Nicki seems to have buried the hatchet.
The Blast reports that, after hearing about Cardi giving birth to baby Kulture Kiari Cephus, Nicki went out and called the fanciest children’s store in all of Los Angeles and ordered up a basket of shit.
After much initial secrecy, a dramatic live TV pregnancy reveal, and a half-naked Rolling Stone cover, the day has finally come. Cardi B and her not-so-secret husband Offset are parents of a baby girl. TMZ says it happened last night at an Atlanta, Georgia hospital. They don’t say what the birth was like, so it’s up to me to interpret what happened. And of course I’m picturing the hospital halls being filled with the sounds Cardi busting out some Lamaze-style breathing techniques mixed with vocal trills, while Offset shouts random ad-libs like “Baby,” “Crowning,” and “That’s a lotta goo.”
This is 25-year-old Cardi’s first child, while 26-year-old Offset also has two sons, Jordan and Kody, and a daughter Kalea from previous relationships. Cardi confirmed the news herself on Instagram with picture from what appears to be Beyoncé’s pregnancy photo shoot (minus the clothing budget), and let everyone know the baby’s birth date and the baby’s name. Please welcome to the world, little Kulture Kiari Cephus.
To decode that name a little, Kiari is is Offset’s first name and Cephus is his last name (Kiari Kendrell Cephus). Kulture is…who even knows. It could be Cardi’s way of paying homage to Offset’s rap group Migos, whose second and third album were titled Culture and Culture II. Or maybe it’s not even pronounced like culture, but Koal-tyure, like couture. Nope, it’s probably just straight-up Kulture. Whatever the reason or pronunciation behind it, you know the Kardashians are mad as hell and have already spoken to their lawyers. There goes the perfect name for a yogurt brand launch, and just think of the tasteless, semen-y looking ad campaign that could have been.
To celebrate this week’s incredible amount of Americana, rapper Cardi B decided to partake in one of America’s favorite national activities: Suing someone! Watch those bald eagles fly! …Right into court.
TMZ is reporting that Cardi B has had it with her old manager, the one who saw that his old client was making millions and so he jumped up and raised his hand and demanded a slice of the pie? A $10 million slice of the pie? Well, she slapped him with a counter-suit.
Cardi B is proving to be the ultimate ride-or-die type of wifey to rapper Offset, as she continues to defend him for passing his peen around to side-hos. And we say romance is dead? Continue reading
As far as anyone on the outside knew, Cardi B’s relationship with Migos rapper Offset was that she was his fiancée, he was her yet-to-be-born baby’s father, and they were the type who would pose on the cover of Rolling Stone with him kissing her bare-from-the-boobs-down body. What we didn’t know is that Offset is actually Cardi B’s husband, according to TMZ. We missed the wedding? What a shame, I would have loved to have bought her a toasturrrrrrrr.
Try to say something nice. Well, er, it’s a look? The peacock tattoo is impressive? Cardi B and Offset appear to be getting along as a couple? The towering hair offsets (see what I did there?) Dracula’s fitted sheet nicely? Offset keeps his shoes shined like a gentleman? There might be a “I just want to sit the fuck down and put my swollen feet up” look on the mother-to-be’s face, but hey, she’s on the cover of Rolling Stone which used to mean something but there’s still a song about it so yay?
Keeping it positive here seemed imperative considering some of the comments on Rolling Stone’s post of this cover.
Folks are tough on Cardi B, so she should have just trolled her h8ers by smoking a cigarette in this pic while balancing an ashtray on her belly.