We’ve all known since September that Maroon 5 will most likely headline the Super Bowl halftime show in Atlanta on February 3, but it seemed like the NFL wanted somebody else to sweeten the pot of bland oatmeal. They asked Cardi B, who did that Girls Like You song with Maroon 5, to make an appearance, but she wanted her own set. Before going with Maroon 5, the NFL asked Rihanna and Jay-Z, but they turned down the offer in support of Colin Kaepernick. But well, rapper and the father of Kylie Jenner’s baby, Travis Scott, better expect a slap down from Amy Schumer, because he’s going to perform.
Cardi B‘s publicist Patientce is proving to be the hardest
working bitch in the PR game since Lizzie Grubman. We’ve been waiting for a PR champ to step into the ring and do something more noteworthy than arrange PR marriages and suspiciously-timed charity donations, and Patientce is BRINGING IT.
Earlier this month, Patientce arranged for Offset to crash Cardi’s set with half a stage worth of flowers spelling out “Take Me Back Cardi“. Now Patientce has stepped up her publicist duties big time. She threatened to whoop a woman for back-talking Cardi when their entourage arrived in Sydney Airport yesterday. Publicist and bodyguard in one – Patientce is who you want in your corner!
Since everyone is doing reboots these days they need to do a reboot of the old 1980s diamond encrusted circle jerk that was Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. And when they do they need to make sure that Cardi B and her estranged husband Offset are the very first guests because apparently they have all the money. For example, take this past Christmas where Offset came through drippin’ all over Cardi’s Christmas tree with gifts totaling way over $100,000.
There’s been another update in the Cardi B/Offset break up publicity extravaganza. A few days ago, Bacardi Cardi and Offset had been spotted riding jet skis out in Puerto Rico where she was performing. That’s not the only thing Cardi was riding, as she let us all know the reason she’s been hanging around her “ex” is because she needed to get herself some good old-fashioned vitamin D.
Cardi B may not be the first person who comes to mind when you hear the words “political activist“. Ok, she’s somewhere amidst Gandhi, Amber Rose, and an elementary school cafeteria sit in demanding fish fingers Fridays, but not all heroes wear capes, and Cardi has thrown herself in the ring as the latest boycotter of Super Bowl LII.
TMZ reports that Olympic-level hoof cover thrower Cardi B and her husband with the wandering
dick eye, Offset, were papped in Puerto Rico (where she performed) this week, cozied up on a jet ski. Are they back together? It looks like it. Then again, jet skis go super fast, and the ocean has sharks in it, and she could have been making like a backpack in a wig because she was terrified. And they just happened to both be vacationing at the same resort. And there was a jet ski shortage. So they had to share one. Ok, fine, they’re back together.