Category: Cara Delevingne
These Met Gala Celebrities Had Something To Say
The main reason fashion fans follow the Met Gala is to see walking eyebrows like Dan Levy and Cara Delevigne get political! Dan, Cara, Saweetie, athlete Megan Rapinoe, and politicians Carolyn Maloney and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez all chose to serve their fashion statements with actual statements. Their messages included “Equal Rights for Women,” “Tax the Rich,” “In Gay We Trust,” and Cara’s (possibly plagiarized) “Peg the Patriarchy.” Don’t mind if I do! Continue reading
Cara Delevingne Says She Had To Move After People Saw Those Sex Bench Pictures
About two years ago, pictures came out of Cara Delevingne and her then-girlfriend Ashley Benson giggling and laughing as they lugged a box containing a $700 sex bench into Cara’s home? People loved those pictures, but Cara did not. And it’s not because they exposed her as the sex bench-owning type. They gave away her home address, which isn’t great when you’re trying to live a life free of random internet creeps who know your exact location.
Jennifer Aniston And David Schwimmer Admitted They Had A Crush On Each Other, And Other Moments From The “Friends” Reunion Special
The reviews for the Friends reunion special are in, and well, it certainly happened. The whole gang was there: Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, and David Schwimmer. And as we saw in the trailer, they sat on a couch in front of the Friends fountain, and host James Corden was there to “toss softballs at the cast and cackle hysterically at mundane gossip” which contributed “to the perception of ‘Friends’ as shallow and superficial,” per Indiewire.
Esquire called James “a giant toddler in a velvet suit” and NPR said he was in “soul-sucking phone-it-in mode” and “comes off as a man reading off cards for money.” But hey, at least Lady Gaga was there with a gospel choir, (4 of whom were Black!) to sing Smelly Cat with Lisa, and special guest Justin Bieber didn’t have a speaking part. So it wasn’t all bad! Overall, the Friends reunion earned double FF on its report card. Which stands for Friends Forever — even though Lisa and Courteney both made it absolutely crystal clear that this would never, ever, ever happen again.
Taraji P. Henson As A Liberace Norma Desmond, And Other Looks From The American Music Awards
The American Music Awards happened last night at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, even though coronavirus numbers continue to spike and Southern California is under a curfew. But the organizers behind the AMAs claim they followed all guidelines. Well, if they’re putting the only people who matter in the world–AKA rich celebrities–in a room together during a pandemic, you know that it’s got all the bases covered. But we’re not here to talk about their health precautions, we’re here to drag their fashion!
Elon Musk Denies He Had A Threesome With Amber Heard And Cara Delevingne
When we last left the chunky diarrhea puddle of a messy legal fight between Johnny Depp and his ex-wife Amber Heard, a 911 call was released of Amber’s friend telling authorities that Johnny was attacking Amber. Since then, Amber’s legal team (which included #MeToo co-founder Roberta Kaplan) have left the case, saying that they still believe her but that travel and logistics in the time of COVID-19 became tricky and expensive so it was better for Amber to be represented by a legal team based in Virginia. Johnny filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit against Amber after she accused him (but didn’t name him) of abusing her in an op-ed piece for The Washington Post. Johnny filed the lawsuit in Virginia because that’s where The Washington Post is based.
Well, now Cara Delevingne has been dragged into this wreck because it’s been claimed in a deposition that she had a threeway with Amber and Elon Musk in 2016. Why did I just picture Elon Musk getting spit-roasted with Space(se)X-brand cyborg strap-ons? But according to Elon, that cursed image is only a product of my gutter sludge brain because he never had a threesome with Amber and Cara.
Ashley Benson And G-Eazy Kind Of Confirm They’re A Thing By Kissing In Public
Well, it looks like we can officially move Ashley Benson and G-Eazy from the position of “just friends, but make it suspicious” to whatever it is you’d call it when two famous people get caught kissing in broad daylight. It would also appear we can consider Ashley officially moved on from her breakup with Cara Delevingne. Because People magazine is reporting that Ashley and G-Eazy were once again caught running errands in Los Angeles, except this time they also happened to serve up a side of mouth-based PDA.