Category: Candace Cameron Bure

Kirk Cameron Ran Over His Sister Candace Cameron Bure With A Go-Kart

December 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Sigh, this is like when Tomi Lahren and Ann Coulter fight. Violence is never good, and someone should teach Kirk Cameron that! I guess someone was pissed at who got to read the fun scriptures at Sunday school this week because the Cameron kids had a reunion that didn’t go off quite as planned. Kirk’s sister, Candace Cameron Bure, got on Instagram yesterday to snitch that she got a hand injury after Kirk ran over it with a go-kart. Sounds like someone is still bitter over that sad little birthday party.

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Not Today DJ: Bianca Del Rio Is Not Happy With Candace Cameron Bure

March 31, 2017 / Posted by:

I don’t know the complete history of the phrase of “Not today, Satan.” I don’t think it first sprouted out of the brain of Bianca Del Rio, but I do know that she made it one of her signature catchphrases, spit it out during season 6 of RuPaul’s Drag Race (which she won), named her tour after it and sells “Not Today Satan” merchandise on her website. Well, yesterday Candace Cameron Bure posted a picture on Instagram of herself wearing a “Not Today Satan” t-shirt and Bianca wasn’t having it today, tomorrow or next week. I guess the era of feuds filed under “Random As Hell” isn’t over.

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Blake Lively Went With The “Raggedy Cruise Ship Dancer” Look For The People’s Choice Awards

January 19, 2017 / Posted by:

If the Oscars and the Emmys are your fancy old uncle who drinks expensive scotch and loves British shows on PBS, then the People’s Choice Awards are your aunt who drinks canned Bay Breezes and asks if you wanna get high in her LeBaron. The People’s Choice Awards are for the people, damn it, and they don’t need prestige or class or gowns that requires every inch of your intestines to be crammed into Spanx.

Blake Lively clearly knows this and after going full-fashion at the Golden Globes two weeks ago, she wore one of Britney Spears’ rejects to the People’s Choice Awards. It’s like she couldn’t find her glasses and just assumed the dress code on the PCA invitation said: “Come dressed as a dancer from a Bob Mackie-inspired cruise ship show who is trying to get fired.” She looks like the messiest pledge at a sorority for ravens.

Some people still don’t understand that you don’t have to try so hard at the People’s Choice Awards. Jennifer Lopez, I’m looking at you.

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DJ Tanner Is Leaving “The View”

December 8, 2016 / Posted by:

Dear Jesus, thank you for answering my prayers and getting me the heck away from this table of Clinton supporters.

If you don’t watch The View, then you might not know that co-host Candace Cameron Bure has been noticeably absent from the show lately. DJ Tanner is a busy lady. She’s got her gig on The View, the second season of Fuller House, Hallmark Channel movies, plus a family and calls from Jodie Sweetin asking for a ride “to a thing, don’t worry about it.” Candace may smile like a robot at times, but that doesn’t mean she is one, and she recently decided to quit one of her jobs. Candace, while wearing one of Liz Sweeney’s hand-me-downs, returned to The View today and announced that she was leaving after two seasons to focus on everything else.

Two months ago, The View said adios to Raven-Symone.

She picked a great day to announce she was making like the Subway delivery guy at Kirk Cameron’s birthday party and getting the hell out of there. If she had any doubts about leaving, all she had to do was glance over at Whoopi’s confusing Christmas sweater to remind herself that it’s time to go. “Is that a strawberry? Is she wearing a strawberry? How is that Christmas? You know what, it’s best I don’t know.”

Joy Behar And Candace Cameron Bure Have Joined “The View”

August 25, 2015 / Posted by:

In case you’re following the revolving door that is The View, ABC announced today that Joy Behar will make her triumphant return and joining her next season will be Candace Cameron Bure and Paula Faris of Good Morning America Weekend. Starting in September, those three will sit next to Whoopi Goldberg, Raven Symone and Michelle Collins. I also heard that ABC is going to replace the table with a cage, so that none of them can escape as they eat each other alive.

Last month, there were rumors that DJ Tanner and Paula Faris were in talks to join The View full-time. Producers wanted Paula, because she’s a news person and they wanted DJ Tanner, because their mouths salivated over all the attention they got for a clip of her and Raven fighting about a lesbian wedding cake. There was also a rumor that producers were trying to get Joy. Joy admitted that she was in talks, but said that a deal fell through, because producers refused to give her more power and a bigger role. Either Joy was lying or the producers eventually gave her what she wanted.

As expected, the producers have also put together a group of subs who will fill in whenever a regular is out. That group includes Sherri Shepherd, Stacy London, Molly Sims, political commentator Ana Navarro and Padma Lakshmi.

To those of us who still watch this wreck, are we taking bets on who will be out first? I’m going to go with Joy and Raven. Their heads will pop off as soon as DJ Tanner opens her mouth while discussing Christian persecution.

And there comes a time in every American woman’s life when she becomes a co-host on The View. I’m going to call my mom now and congratulate her about being named a co-host on The View and when she says, “But I’m not,” I’ll say, “But you will be….soon.

DJ Tanner Is Most Likely Going To Join “The View” Next Season

July 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Earlier this month, Candace Cameron Bure (that’s DJ Tanner to you and me) was a guest co-host on The View and they got into talking about that bakery in Oregon that was ordered to pay $135,000 in damages for refusing to make a wedding cake for a lesbian couple. DJ Tanner is Kirk Cameron’s sister in almost every way  (I’m sure there’s a picture out there of her at the loneliest office birthday party in the world) so she was the voice of the conservative Christian and took the bakery’s side. Raven Symone took the lesbian couple’s side and it was on. I expected to see smoke wafting off of DJ Tanner’s face, because Raven shot piping hot death stares at her. It was a TGIF vs. Disney showdown! Here’s the clip in case you’ve never seen it:

When that happened, I just knew that the producers were probably filling their panties with the cream they squirted out while thinking about all the attention that moment would get. I also knew that they’d most likely try to hire DJ Tanner full-time. Because to them, DJ Tanner and Raven are probably the second coming of Elisabeth Hasselcrack and Rosie O’Donnell. Well, Variety says that producers want DJ Tanner, because she’ll bring Christian Republican eyes to the show. They’re also in talks with Paula Faris of Good Morning America Weekend, because she can fill the show’s “news journalist” spot.

The source says that Paula will be on Monday thru Thursday and will sit out on Fridays, because she has to get ready to host GMA Weekend. The producers will have to work around DJ Tanner’s schedule for Fuller House, which shoots in L.A. The producers are also going to be put together a group of substitute messes who will fill in when DJ Tanner and Paula are gone. They’re talking to Molly Sims, Stacy London, Nicolle Wallace and Sherri Shepherd (THE FUCK?!) about taking those spots.

If DJ Tanner and Paula Santis’ deals work out, they’ll join Whoopi Goldberg, Raven and Michelle Collins when the new season starts in September.

The only thing I have to say about this right now is: It should’ve been Kimmy Gibbler. It REALLY should’ve been Kimmy Gibbler.

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