Bad news for all 53 of you Iggy Azalea stans: her “The Bad Girls” North American concert tour has been cancelled. Well not technically cancelled, but technically cancelled: all but four shows are not happening. The tour was supposed to take Iggy across 21 cities over five-weeks, scheduled to begin at the end of the month on October 27 in Hollywood, Florida. Girl, that is tragic. Can’t even kick off your tour in the original Hollywood, you get Hollywood, Florida.
And yet, Fox still has that disaster of a Lethal Weapon TV series plugged into life support? To paraphrase Andy Samberg’s character Jake Peralta: cool cool cool cool cool, the system makes no goddamn sense. Yes, I’m a Brooklyn Nine-Nine fan, and yes I’m more pissed than Scary Terry realizing he’s about to miss the farmer’s market.
As for the “why,” that’s still up for debate. The Hollywood Reporter says that Chelsea Handler’s Netflix talk show Chelsea is done after two seasons. The show, which went from a thrice-weekly format to once-a-week in its second season, has reportedly been canceled by Netflix. “Ha, who’s the failure now???” probably thought the E! Network. But if you ask Chelsea Handler, it’s not like that. She chose to leave.
Anyone with even the slightest familiarity of NBC’s The Biggest Loser knows that it’s a pretty weird show. Like, I’m almost sure that most doctors probably wouldn’t recommend throwing all your dignity out the window and struggle-crawling through the mud like a chunky lizard in the name of weight loss. But for 17 seasons, lots of people did just that, and worse. I mean, Subway sandwiches without cheese OR cream-based sauces?!
Well, no one is going to have to suffer through any more mud crawls or promotional low-calorie sandwiches; The Biggest Loser has most likely been cancelled.
“Well, well, well, what do we have here,” asked Detective LaToya as she finally managed to get the file cabinet open. She’d worn her most Carmen San Diego coat and hat for this little mission. She always liked to feel glamorous, especially when it came to family related matters. LaToya held the flashlight high as she looked through the sales receipts and records for her sister’s Unbreakable world tour. “As unbreakable as a china kitten I definitely didn’t steal from Michael…” she said as she scanned the numbers. There was a noise down the hall, a security guard. And just like that she was gone, files in hand. The security guard would never know just how close he’d been to one of the world’s most exquisite creatures.
As previously reported here, Janet Jackson‘s world tour isn’t as unbreakable as the name would suggest. In fact, “shattered” might be a better name for it as it is as fractured, splintered and broken up as a smashed windshield. Janet has pushed indefinite pause on the tour because she’s either pregnant or trying to get pregnant at the age of 49 and has been told she needs to rest. Now the question fans are asking is whether or not they can get a refund. UsWeekly is saying that yes, they can, and have a statement from a rep for Live Nation:
“The Janet Jackson Unbreakable tour in North America will be postponed until 2017. New dates will be announced at a later time, and tickets will be honored for the rescheduled dates. Refunds are also available at the point of purchase. Stay tuned to JanetJackson.com and LiveNation.com for further info.”
But Daily Mail is telling a different story. They’re saying vendors are refusing refunds because the tour is being rescheduled, not cancelled. Tickets are still for sale and only one show is showing up as cancelled. This isn’t the first time Janet has broken fan hearts with a tour. She cancelled her Rock Witchu tour as well as her All For You tour. Really though, at this point, it’s a case of fool me, once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. But such is the glamorous life of a billionaire’s wife and entertainment legend. Between fancy doctors and sipping champagne, one must break some hearts! And just like the security guard, these fans will never have known what it is like to be in the presence of a Jackson!