Category: Camille Grammer

Gerard Butler, Miley Cyrus, And Many Others Lost Their Homes In The California Wildfires

November 12, 2018 / Posted by:

The wildfires currently raging through California have been devastating, despite their cute-sounding names (Camp Fire in the north, which has me picturing teenagers singing Kumbaya in a circle, and Woolsey Fire in the south, which makes me picture the same thing but with more blankets and sweaters). The fires have proven that fire doesn’t care who you are, it’s going to rip through your house and leave a pile of ashes. It was previously reported that the fires claimed Caitlyn Jenner’s house, but that was wrong info. Caitlyn’s house still stands, but many others weren’t so lucky.

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Lisa Vanderpump May Be Leaving “Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills”

October 24, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s been reported tension for a while now, as some of the Botoxed hyenas from The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills have alluded to a cast member who has been particularly difficult to work with this season. Reigning Queen of Villa RosaLisa Vanderpump has been the center of these rumors, which only intensified after Vanderpump skipped out on Camille Grammer‘s wedding in Hawaii. Tthe rumors are back in session: it’s being reported that Villa Rosa may be closing it’s huge, glass doors to the Real Housewives….FOREVER!!!!

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Camille Grammer Got Married Again

October 22, 2018 / Posted by:

If you hear the sound of shrieking and the corks from rosé champagne bottles popping, you aren’t having a one-percenter heart attack. It just means filming is taking place for the next season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. That show has been going on for years, but one thing that has been missing is the shit-stirring Camille Grammer in a full-time role. In her first year, Camille alternated between having her medium come to dinner just to tear Kyle Richards to shreds with her ghostly connections and fake dry-humping on the married Tennis Nick– all while patting her hair as lady of the Frasier manner. Unfortunately for Camille, husband Kelsey Grammer was away actually humping on the flight attendant who later became his wife and made him get her name tatted above his wiener. The Grammers were fun, y’all, and it looks like Camille is back! She got remarried over the weekend, and of course the cameras were there.

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Camille Grammer Says Kelsey Grammer Pretends She Doesn’t Exist

June 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Camille Grammer  has always been one of my favorite Housewives. She’s a little bit messy, a little bit bitchy, an accomplished gold digger, she can dance like a drunk Pussycat Doll, and she will also “desecrate a bitch who steps out of line. All things I respect. It’s sad to see how the relationship between her and Kelsey Grammer dissolved and continues to be a pile of flaming hot garbage. Well, kind of sad. It also gives her a lot of potential plot lines for Real Housewives of Beverly HillsBring back Camille! Continue reading

Camille Grammer Got A Restraining Order Against Her Boyfriend For Allegedly Beating Her Up

October 29, 2013 / Posted by:

Yesterday, the glorious silicone dragon flower of Malibu, Camille Grammer, tweeted about how she was physically abused just a few days after undergoing cancer surgery. Camille didn’t tweet much about her Burning Bed ordeal, but said that the entire story would come out soon. Well, it’s out, courtesy of TMZ.

Camille got a restraining order against her boyfriend of a year, Dimitri Charalambopoulos, after she claims he Chris Brown’d her for almost an hour in a hotel room in Houston, TX. TMZ says in her declaration to the court, Camille says that on October 16th, Camille was recovering in a hotel room after having cancer surgery a few days before. Dimitri, who lives in Texas, was in the room with her when some other woman started filling his phone up with texts at 1:30 in the morning. The texts led to the women calling Dimitri and screaming at him.

When Camille confronted him the screaming lady, his spiral curls filled with rage and he went after her. Camille claims that Dmitri grabbed her by the hair and yanked a clump out when he pulled her head into the headboard. Dmitri smashed her iPhone when she tried to call for help. Dmitri then “squeezed my nose between his finger and pushed upward forcefully, covering my mouth in an attempt to silence me to prevent me from breathing” and repeatedly slammed her face and head into the furniture in the room. As he beat her, he allegedly told her that he was going to give her a reason to call the cops.

Camille kept begging him to stop and it went on for over 40 minutes before he stopped. Dmitri left her on the bed and told her he would knock her out if she moved. Radar says that Camille filed a police report with the Houston PD and gave them pictures of bruises on the side of her head. The judge gave Camille the restraining order and told Dmitri to stay at least 100 yards away from her and her chirrun.

Camille starting dating Dmitri after Kelsey Grammer took their marriage vows, liquefied them in a blender, smeared them all over his wandering peen and used them as lube to fuck a baby into Camille’s replacement. Camille said several times that Dmitri got the Kelsey stench off of her and she’s so happy she found love again. And now this happens!

This isn’t the end, though…

An unsettling cloud of e-cigarette vapor just blew across Dmitri’s eyes and that means it’s only a matter of time before Camille’s greatest and most powerful ally, the medium wonder known as Allison DuBois, destroys him.



A #GetMoneyBitch Victory!

September 6, 2012 / Posted by:

Bitch is so rich that her nipples are made of diamonds!

Mushu the Dragon’s twin sister separated at the plastic surgeon’s table will take her tossed salad and scrambled eggs with a side of Beluga caviar and liquid gold foam from now on, thankyouverymuch. Because TMZ says that all three of the mansions Kelsey and Camille Grammer bought while they were married together are on the market and when they’re all sold, she’ll get half of that money. Camille’s half will total around $30 million. TMZ’s source says that Camille is pretty much the Steve Jobs of gold diggers, because when she met Kelsey, he had snorted most of his Cheers and Frasier money up his nose. Camille became the CFO of Kelsey’s life and took whatever money he had left and turned it into a mountain of millions.

I kind of find it hard to believe that Kelsey couldn’t even cough out a dime when he met Camille, but I’m still going to choose to believe it and I’m also going to say that she deserves $30 million and then some. Camille has IBS, so not only did she have to deal with her own shit (literally), but she had to deal with Kelsey’s shit too. If it wasn’t for Camille, Kelsey wouldn’t be doing the backstroke in a pool of hundred dollar bills and if Kelsey wasn’t doing the backstroke in a pool of hundred dollar bills, his newest gold digging wife wouldn’t be licking on his taint. So when Kelsey’s gold digging wife finishes licking on his taint for spending money, she can lick on Camille’s next!

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