Category: Caitlyn Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner Says “The Homeless” Are Driving Her Friends Out Of California
Caitlyn Jenner has obviously put a lot of thought into how she will help Californians of every stripe. Regardless of your party affiliation, Republican or ultra-wealthy Republican — it matters not to Caitlyn as long as you already agree with her. Yesterday, Caitlyn, who is hoping to replace Gavin Newsom as governor of California, gave her first televised interview to Sean Hannity at Fox News. Speaking from her Malibu airplane hangar, she let us know that no matter the size of your private jet, Caitlyn is committed to making sure that none of her friends ever has to make the heartbreaking decision between leaving the state, or looking at a filthy unhoused person as they go about their day. That’s her promise to California.
Now Randy Quaid Is Considering A Run For Governor Of California
After having initially encouraged Caitlyn Jenner’s bid to become governor of California in our now all but certain election to recall Gov. Gavin Newsom, noted crackpot and ardent Donald Trump supporter Randy Quaid has decided that he might throw his hat into the ring as well. And just like that, the three-ring circus has become a four-ring circus. And it’s teeming with lice. If Randy wins, I hope he trains them to do tricks!
Caitlyn Jenner’s Sons Aren’t Endorsing Her Run For Governor Of California Either
Since the entire world could really care less about reality television stars when we’re all waiting for the Corona Alize Jenkins World Tour to come to an end, I think certain people come up with stupid ideas just to remain in the limelight. And that’s where Caitlyn Jenner comes in, a woman who is about as woke as roadkill. She is ready to risk it all in the glamorous world of politics by running as a Republican in the upcoming recall election for Governor of California. She’s already losing votes left and right and they’re from her own family members. The Kardashians are reportedly distancing themselves from that fuckery with quickness. Now her sons, Brody, Brandon, and Burt Jenner, are also tipping as far away from this dumpster fire as quickly as they can because they’re reportedly not endorsing her either. They want nothing to do with her campaign, kind of like how she wanted nothing to do with them when they were kids!
The Kardashians Won’t Be Campaigning For Caitlyn Jenner Because Their Politics Don’t Align
Just a few days into her official campaign to become the next governor of California, Caitlyn Jenner is already proving she’s at least as qualified as Gary Coleman was when he ran in our last gubernatorial recall election back in 2003. According to TMZ, Caitlyn’s already taken a bold stance on prison reform even though she may not quite understand how the office of the District Attorney works. So, she’s not as qualified as Arnold Schwarzenegger was, but is possibly more qualified than Gallagher. And her views run contrary to those of future civil rights attorney/potential one-day Madame President Kim Kardashian’s. TMZ reports that none of the Kardashians, least of all Kim, will be campaigning for Caitlyn.
Caitlyn Jenner Is Officially Running For Governor Of California
Caitlyn Jenner, seen above making the face that every Californian with common sense is making over this tragic news, is pushing the limits once again. The former Republican Olympian turned transgender Republican woman made it official today. She’s officially threatening California with an awful time because she is going to challenge the current California governor, Gavin Newsom, in a recall election. This clueless rich woman couldn’t handle the heat from being on Keeping Up The Eclipse Of God’s Light With The Kardashians, but she thinks she can handle the political spectrum? It didn’t work out for Kanye West! But she’s trying it anyway.
Caitlyn Jenner Might Be Thinking Of Running For Governor Of California
Caitlyn Jenner has been many things: gold medal-winning Olympic athlete, Wheaties spokesperson, reality TV cast member, and deadbeat parent. And up next for the woman who has never held any kind of political office or engaged in civic life might be a run for Governor of California. I guess if there’s a silver lining here, it’s that she’s thinking of running and not driving.