If you were to ask me which 2018 personality was most likely to get busted for possession of pot, I would answer Pete Davidson. But I’d be wrong! According to TMZ, Pete was pulled over very early this morning for suspicion of looking like a sentient edible, but it was his passenger, fellow comedian Joey Gay, who was actually busted. Turns out Pete’s a fucking professional and was able to pass a field sobriety test.
Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ … Pete and his friend were driving in Syracuse around 4 AM last weekend where Pete was filming “Big Time Adolescence” with Machine Gun Kelly. It’s unclear why, but cops ordered him on the side of the road. We’re told officers smelled weed … triggering a search.
I too smell weed whenever I see a picture of Pete. It’s kind of a pavlovian response. His fabled wang probably emits bong water flavored jizz. People claims that Joey was carrying edibles and was charged with “possession of a controlled substance in the fourth degree” and cited with “unlawful possession of marijuana”. I guess New York State does not fuck around. TMZ says that fourth degree controlled substance charge is a felony.
Pete probably crammed all his edibles down his throat as soon as he saw the blue lights flashing. Not even a seasoned patrolman can tell the difference between “toxically stoned” Pete Davidson”, and “I’m a very sober and responsible driver, officer” Pete Davidson. Whatever happened in that car, Pete owes his pal Joey a big thanks for taking the charges. Imagine if word got out that Pete was a user of marijuana? His career would be over, and I’m sure Ariana Grande would have to think twice before marrying a possible felon!
One-time enemy of Iggy Azalea Halsey is 23, she’s in Miami over the weekend, on a boat, with friends. Throw in the ol’ X = drugs and/or booze, and I believe that might be the makings of a mathematical formula for a good time.
The Blast reports that Corey Feldman was recently busted for speeding in a hotboxed RV filled with Angels. Apparently Corey’s STILL tearing up the highways and byways of America with his Angelic 2 the Core Tour, which has been on the road since June and is booked through November. Dude’s got stamina, I’ll give him that.
Wendy Williams woke up to a hot steaming mug of her own medicine yesterday while reading what the The Daily Mail left on her doorstep: A giant manila folder full of receipts from their investigation into her husband Kevin Hunter’s alleged decades long affair with a 32-year-old massage therapist. Apparently the Daily Mail has been stalking Kevin and his alleged mistress Sharina Hudson for almost a year. They claim that Kevin has been living a double life, moving between his home with Wendy and the condo he bought for Sharina for the past 10 years.
Well well well, what do we have here? A family-values politician who might have accidentally outed himself as a porn hound. You know, I always got the feeling Senator Ted Cruz was a bumbling doofus. But little did I know he was the type of doofus who could absolutely screw up a late-night online porn search. Congratulations, Ted – you succeeded at something! What? Being an idiot is technically something.
Helium huffer Kevin Hart might have been busted busting a nut with a lady not his wife in the back seat of a car. Radar Online captured and posted some super creepy Nightcrawler inspired video footage of Kevin and an unidentified lady chatting and, depending on how hard you squint, possibly canoodling in the back seat of a Lexus sedan at 5:00 a.m., which was parked in front of a “luxury Miami Beach Hotel.” According to Radar, the encounter lasted 20 minutes, which sounds about right.