Well well well, what do we have here? A family-values politician who might have accidentally outed himself as a porn hound. You know, I always got the feeling Senator Ted Cruz was a bumbling doofus. But little did I know he was the type of doofus who could absolutely screw up a late-night online porn search. Congratulations, Ted – you succeeded at something! What? Being an idiot is technically something.
Helium huffer Kevin Hart might have been busted busting a nut with a lady not his wife in the back seat of a car. Radar Online captured and posted some super creepy Nightcrawler inspired video footage of Kevin and an unidentified lady chatting and, depending on how hard you squint, possibly canoodling in the back seat of a Lexus sedan at 5:00 a.m., which was parked in front of a “luxury Miami Beach Hotel.” According to Radar, the encounter lasted 20 minutes, which sounds about right.