There were some real upside down and sideways looks on display at the The Council of Fashion Designers of America awards in NYC last night. Most notably Whoopi Goldberg giving us Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep and was forced to go to the big city and take out a bank loan for more, wearing her best Big Business suit. The added bonus of that suit is that those giant bell bottoms probably ring so damn loud, the sheep should have no problem finding their way back home.
Other notable looks included: Cate Blanchett‘s tuxedo/ baked potato/ butcher’s apron combo, and the night’s host Issa Rae’s belt that read “Every Nigga Is A Star”. All of those looks and more are in the gallery but for now, we’ve got plenty of high fashion to keep us in “what is going on here”s for a week.
It’s probably safe to say that if you were a woman in the 1980s or 1990s (or hell, present day) who has come within arm’s reach of Donald Trump, you might have a story about him attempting to work his charmless rich douche game on you. Emma Thompson has one, and so does Brooke Shields.
The strange thing was that everyone wasn’t told to go home as soon as this feathery vision of dusty pink gluh-moore whipped his boa train on the carpet. Why even bother going on with the 2017 CFDA Awards when it was already shut down by an exquisite bejeweled pink ostrich? I’m sure that is a question that fashion professors will ponder with their students for years to come.
“Girl, I don’t know really remember, I had to get all the way fucked up to deal with that fake bullshit” is probably what Leah Remini is saying in that picture after a pap asked her how Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ wedding went.
During an interview with 20/20 that airs tomorrow night, Leah Remini is supposed to lift the curtain covering up those alien-humping crazies and she’s also supposed to say some shit about Scientology’s golden child Tommy Girl. Leah supposedly says in the interview that Tommy played a role in why she decided to make like Kirstie Alley’s sanity and quit that bitch. Anybody who has been following Leah’s escape from Scientology knows that she slowly started to pull her head out of L. Ron Hubbard’s gaping asshole at Tommy and Katie’s wedding in Italy. Many things about that wedding have been said, but Tony Ortega added a little more info on his site The Underground Bunker (via Radar).