Category: Broken Engagements
Avril Lavigne Reportedly Ended Her Engagement To Mod Sun Without Telling Him First
TMZ reports that Avril Lavigne, 38, has called off her year-long engagement to messy throupler Mod Sun, 35. Avril was previously married to Deryck Whibley of Sum41 and Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. Mod Sun was pretend married to Bella Thorne and throupled with Tana Mongeau. Now, we all know that age gaps can be a relationship killer, but the power imbalance of an Instagram follower-gap is a silent killer that’s frequently overlooked. So silent, in fact, that Mod Sun wasn’t the first person to find out he’d been disengaged from. Age might be considered nothing but a number to some, but follower count is inarguably numerical in nature. There’s just no getting around the fact that Avril’s 12.1M followers made her the Leonardo di Caprio to Mod Sun’s 19-year-old model #729K in their relationship. So it would make sense if Mod was threatened by rumors that Avril was stepping out with Tyga, 40M, which would make him the Jack Nicholson of this hypothetical throuple scenario.
Elizabeth McGovern Says Being With Sean Penn Was “Exhausting”
Elizabeth McGovern isn’t just one of the very fancy Countess from Downton Abbey – she’s also an actress who has had a really long career that began in the 80s. I’m pretty sure that almost all actors from the 1980s have a story about Sean Penn, in one way or another (Sean Penn did all my coke, Sean Penn stole my car while high on coke, Sean Penn borrowed my favorite leather jacket from the backseat of my car after he stole it and returned it without a single ounce of coke in the pockets). But Elizabeth has many stories because they dated for a while. The biggest takeaway from dating Sean Penn? It’s that Elizabeth probably needed several weekends at a spa after it was all done because she was tired.
Jennifer Lopez And Alex Rodriguez Have Officially Called It Quits
Better stock up now on a few bottles of J-Rod commemorative Goli gummies, they might be worth a lot one day. Shocking absolutely no one, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez have officially called it quits after a tumultuous month of playing will they/will they later at a time when they can dominate the news cycle. I know we’ve been here before but this time the news comes straight from the horses’ mouths. In a press joint release, J-Rod announced that they realized they were “better as friends.” With benefits. Those benefits being residue checks for all their many and varied joint business ventures.
JLo’s Engagement Ring Did Not Make An Appearance In Her Latest Instagram Pictures
Just last month, every dictionary updated their definition of “love” to read, “Does not exist, don’t even bothering looking for it,” after it was reported that Jennifer Lopez shit-canned her engagement to Alex Rodriguez over him flirting with a Bravo reality trick on Instagram. But as everyone was lying on the bathroom floor in the fetal position, mourning the loss of history’s greatest love story, we were given a serving of hope (“Hope? Is she hot? How much can she bench?” A-Rod) when it was reported that they didn’t break up and were just going through a “rough patch.” But well, grab some Dramamine, because the roller coaster of emotions that JLo and A-Rod have taken us on has dipped into possible SplitsVille territory again. Because JLo posted pictures on Instagram and her engagement ring was not on her hitchin’ finger.
The Engagement’s Back On For Gypsy Rose Blanchard And Her Fiancé Ken
I don’t know how one has a whirlwind romance in prison, but Gypsy Rose Blanchard somehow managed a lightning fast on again, off again, and back on again relationship within the span of just a few months, despite the notoriously slow pace of the U.S. Postal Service. Just yesterday it was reported that Gypsy and Ken, her fiancé of about 4 months (and the one behind her in the pic above), were over. A source told InTouch that “Gypsy and Ken are brokenhearted over the situation” and that “they each intend on taking some time apart to focus on themselves as individuals”. I guess Gypsy had an active night of focusing on herself because today her step-mom, Kristy Blanchard, says they’ve been reunited. Who knew staring at oneself in a scratched up shaving mirror for a couple of hours was equivalent to years of intense therapy. I’ve wasted so much time and money!
DMX And His Fiancé Broke Up… But Then He Proposed To Her Again That Afternoon
DMX has been busy post-prison for his lil bit ‘o tax evasion. Not only is he re-launching his high-octane acting career, he’s also trying to make things work with his longtime girlfriend Desiree Lindstrom, the mother of his 15th child Exodus. But disaster struck when DMX and Desiree apparently broke up–but don’t worry because immediately after the break up, he decided he would fix things… by proposing again. Ah, frivolous shows of romanticism. The cure to all relationship issues!