Category: Broke Like A Real Housewife
Tom Girardi’s Law Firm Is Selling “Erika Jayne Collectibles” To Help Pay Off Creditors
Failed gold digger and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Erika Jayne’s estranged husband Tom Girardi, 82, is officially Jackson Browne-ing (AKA Running On Empty). The disgraced/disbarred former lawyer, who claims to be totally broke, has been diagnosed with dementia and Alzheimer’s, is under conservatorship, owes oodles of cash to creditors and clients he stole from, and both he, Erika, and his former law firm, Girardi Keese, are still smack in the middle of several embezzlement lawsuits and a big ol’ bankruptcy case.
Now Girardi Keese is attempting to help pay creditors by auctioning off everything in their office that’s not bolted down. This includes several ridiculous vanity portraits of Tom, a bronze bust of his head, lawyer trophies, a framed wire transfer receipt from Tom’s Erin Brokovich case, a tacky bedazzled globe, and something called “Erika Jayne Collectibles.” I was hoping for Ziploc bags filled with the Real Housewife’s original skin, teeth, and liposuctioned fat, but the actual items are far more pedestrian.
Erika Jayne Of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” Claims That Tom Girardi Was Cheating On Her For Years
Erika Jayne continues to give the performance of a lifetime on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and is trying to convince both the world and her castmates that she had no idea that her estranged husband Tom Girardi was scamming his clients and law firm out of millions (even though there’s evidence proving she knew about it). Erika has denied that she’s divorcing Tom to hide assets. And on the latest episode of RHoBH, it was revealed that not only did Erika suspect Tom had cognitive issues for years but also that she caught him cheating years ago as well. Hmm, wonder why she stayed–couldn’t have been the money, could it? And now she’s leaving and the money has run out… Hmmm… curious…
A Judge Ruled That Tom Girardi’s Embezzlement Victims Can Collect Payments From Erika Jayne
Since filing for divorce from crooked geriatric lawyer Tom Girardi, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne has had to cut back on her spending. 49-year-old Erika was forced to rent (gasp!) a $7,500 a month mini-mansion with just 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and 1 pool. She had to sell a bunch of her designer clothes and shoes cuz they wouldn’t fit in her house. She also traded in her Lamborghini for… gulp… a brand new Range Rover?! I know. Disgusting. But now Erika, who’s still insisting she knew nothing about Tom’s alleged crimes, is extra fucked. A judge in one of Tom’s lawsuits has ruled that ex-clients/embezzlement victims Joe Ruigomez, Jaime Ruigomez, and Kathleen Ruigomez can file a lawsuit against Erika to collect their stolen $11 million. Goodbye rental mansion and Range Rover… hellooo shack in the woods and old jalopy (it’s a reverse Beverly Hillbillies). Continue reading
Erika Jayne Claims That A California Judge Was Her Husband Tom Girardi’s Side Piece
Erika Jayne, of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, filed for divorce from her husband Tom Girardi last month. Since then, Tom, who is a lawyer, was accused of stealing settlement money from the families of plane crash victims to fund his and Erika’s lavish life. Erika and Tom were both hit with a lawsuit filed by Chicago law firm Edelson PC. In the lawsuit, it was claimed that Erika and Tom’s divorce is a sham to hide assets that Tom may have funneled into Erika’s popstar career. Tom had his accounts frozen and news of a mystery illness distracted people came out. And well, the smoke and mirrors keep coming, because last week, Erika released old texts from Tom’s alleged side-piece. Come on Erika, dancing on a table like Lisa Rinna would be more of a distraction than this.
R. Kelly’s Bank Account Has Reportedly Hit Negative
This is not a photo of R. Kelly illustrating on two fingers the number of dollars he has left to his name, because he can only dream of holding that much wealth in his back pocket. R. Kelly’s financial situation is as broke as his morals and he’s reportedly got a balance of negative $13 in his bank account. Yep, lucky negative thirteen. It’s a beautiful poetic justice when vengeance is served fast and right where it hurts the most. In this case not the balls but the bank account. I think we’d all have settled for balls, but bank account will do if a swifty to the nuts isn’t possible.
Kelly Rutherford’s Ex Isn’t Going To Get $1.5 Million From Her
Kelly Rutherford had been fighting with her ex-husband Daniel Giersch over custody of their two kids, 10-year-old Hermes and 7-year-old Helena, for almost 10 years. That dramatic saga ended a little over a year ago, when a judge awarded Daniel full custody. Kelly also had some money woes. Things aren’t great in that department either.