Category: Britney Spears

Halle Berry Thinks “Catwoman” Deserves Another Chance

April 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Halle Berry was a presenter at the GLAAD Media Awards on Thursday and took a moment to mention one of the greatest films of all time – 2004’s Catwoman – and declare that she thought it deserved another “goddamn chance.” YES, IT DOES. The only thing wrong with this emancipation of a bad movie proclamation was Halle not working that Clan of the Cave Bear braid that she was sporting last summer. That braid took us all to Fascination Street. Was it for a movie? Was she exploring the woodlands in a much more barbaric time? Bring that braid back, Ms Berry. And lobby for a release a Criterion Collection cut of Catwoman, already. Sharon Stone (she played the villain) has already got an outfit for the release party to go with her derisive laughter.

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Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Might Be Coming To An End

March 27, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been 10 years since Daddy Spears used his Velveeta grits-stirring wooden ladle to weave some magic around and save his double deep fried pork rind fritter from further sliding into a messy puddle of tragicness during her mental breakdown. Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears became the boss of her life in 2008 after she shaved her head, tried to murder a pap’s SUV with an umbrella and did a barefoot walking tour through all the gas stations in Los Angeles County. Yes, it’s been 10 years. We’re really going to need a “Where Are They Now?”, because I lay awake at night sometimes and think, “For where art thou, Assistant Carla?

UsWeekly is hearing that Daddy Spears is looking into taking a sledgehammer to his 36-year-old daughter’s shackles and set her free.

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Daddy Spears Is Bringing Uncle Sam Into The K-Fed Child Support Drama

March 22, 2018 / Posted by:

The Spears clan may fuck around with fashion and gas station boiled peanut stands, but one thing they do not fuck around with is their stash of Benjis in the bank. Oh, who are we kidding? Britney Spears keeps her savings buried in Folgers coffee cans out in the backyard. But now that her ex Kevin Federline has showed up with a shovel looking for more moolah, Jamie Spears is about to let the hound dogs out in the form of Uncle Sam. Continue reading

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Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears’ Kenzo Ad

March 20, 2018 / Posted by:

And somewhere in her Lisa Frank sticker-covered villainess lair, Taylor Swiftlystealingideasfromeveryone just copied the link to this ad and put it in her folder marked: Things To Steal Ideas From For My Next Video.

You may be wondering why I put Britney Spears’ name in the headline and used a picture of a Keira Knightley wax figure in raccoon eyes and a wig made out of bleached seaweed. But that’s just Brit Brit after being pulled through the ole’ Photoshop ringer machine a few dozen times. Whenever you think of Brit Brit, you automatically think of a fashion icon for the ages. So it’s not exactly a shock that Kenzo asked her to be the face of their new ad campaign. It’s also not a shock that Brit Brit mostly walks in the ad since: 1. Brit Brit only waves her arms for that Las Vegas $$$$. And 2. Brit Brit has walked some of the world’s most prestigious runways (read: the hallways of her McMansion). Only Brit Brit could make clothes that really should’ve been left in the early-aughts look like HIGH FASHUN!

And I wonder how many times K-Fed tried to crash the set and get into Brit Brit’s pockets to get money to feed his starving family since he’s barely getting by on that poverty-level $20,000 a month? The answer to that question is obviously zero. Like K-Fed would really pull himself off of his La-Z-Boy to do that shit.

Pic: Peter Lindbergh/Kenzo

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Daddy Spears Is One Ragin’ Cajun Over K-Fed Crying Poverty To Britney Spears

March 19, 2018 / Posted by:

I guess the initial reports of Kevin Federline’s plea for more child support came from Camp K-Fed, as I kind of nodded along when the explanation was given that he had been a great dad through head shavings to Las Vegas domination and needed more dough now that Britney was raking it in. Cracks in the story emerged when it came out Britney Spears was none too pleased to see her ex looking for more moolah. Jamie Spears took a break from grits duty to meet with Kevin and his lawyer, but it may not have been as easy as one might have imagined. Daddy Spears went hissing possum on his former son-in-law! Continue reading

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