Category: Britney Spears

Britney Spears Won The Famed “Fragrance Of The Year” Award

February 26, 2018 / Posted by:

If you were afraid Awards Season was going to pass Britney Spears by this year you better find something else to worry about because the 2018 Hollywood Beauty Awards have just given Britney the coveted Fragrance of The Year award! Her signature scent “Dust Du Fromage” didn’t win but her Louisiana magnolia inspired fragrance “Fantasy In Bloom” did!

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Kevin Federline Wants More Child Support From Britney Spears

February 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Sigh, it seems like only yesterday when true his-and-her Juicy Couture love blossomed in the form of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. They may have given everyone a reason to turn on UPN, but their love withered away. Even though Kevin never really got a real job and made his own money, he did step up as a dad during the Britney head-shave days and secured a $20,000 per month child support arrangement. But that was when Britney couldn’t be trusted to appear at so much as the opening of an IHOP. Now she’s raking in the dough, and K-Fed wants more PopoZão dollahs! Continue reading

Britney Spears Isn’t Quitting Las Vegas After All

January 11, 2018 / Posted by:

When Britney Spears turned off her microphone for her last show at Planet Hollywood in Vegas on New Year’s Eve (HAHAHA who am I kidding? It’s been off the whole time!), every bachelorette party and gay weekend plan shed a tear knowing their favorite lip-synching “dancer” would no longer be an option for a raunchy weekend in Sin City. Alas, it seems like she won’t be gone for long. In fact, she’s just going across the street. Continue reading

Paris Hilton Dissed Lindsay Lohan In An Interview About “Unholy Trinity” Picture

December 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton is supposed to be some kind of grown ass woman these days but it seems like she’s having a hard time letting go of the past. She disappeared for awhile and was blissfully absent from the public eye for several years only to reemerge when the she noticed that the atmosphere was hospitable for petty, egomaniacal, wispy haired people with namesake hotels, a penchant for revisionist history, manipulating the media and gaslighting their enemies. And so, much like a herpes flareup, Paris is back and it’s embarrassing.

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Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit Chipmunk-Yodeling Out “Can’t Help Falling In Love” 

December 3, 2017 / Posted by:

When I went to the movies yesterday, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos nachos were discounted and that could mean only one of two things: 1. That shit wasn’t selling and they needed to move bags of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos to make way for real gourmet treats like hot dog bites. Or 2. They were celebrating the 36th anniversary of the birth of Our Lady of Cheetos. The reason is probably #1, but I’m choosing to believe it’s #2.

Britney Spears turned 36 yesterday, and being the generous saint she is, she gave her fans and the world a gift. She gave us the rare and hardly heard gift of her live singing voice. Mark December 2, 2017, as the day that Lucifer and his minions were treated for hymopthemia after hell froze over when a live musical noted floated out of Brit Brit’s mouth.

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Paris Hilton Tried To Say She And Britney Spears Invented The Selfie

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

The socialite of yesteryear, Paris Hilton, likes to take credit for a lot of the shit we do/endure these days. For instance, we can blame her for “That’s hot,” the annoying AF celeb inundation at Coachella, and Kim Kardashian. So it only makes sense that Paris is trying to take claim for another invention that isn’t exactly hers. Continue reading

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