Category: Britney Spears

Russian Hackers Infiltrated Britney Spears’ Instagram Account

June 8, 2017 / Posted by:

According to a report from security firm ESET (via The Independent), a Russian hacking group named Turla committed¬†digital deviousness by using Britney Spears’ Instagram page to spread malware. On February 6th, a user named asmith2155 left a comment on a picture of Britney in a bodysuit that read: “#2hot make loved to her, uupss #Hot #X.” The user was actually a Turla hacker, and the comment contained a link to a malicious Firefox extension designed to steal people’s data. Basically, it was a virus. No word on whether or not Britney responded to the hacking news like this:

I swear…. no where in my house is safe ūüėāūüėāūüėā

A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

Fortunately, only 17 people clicked on that link. ESET calls that number “quite low” (sorry Turla!), and thinks it might have been a test hack. Or maybe nobody wanted to learn more about¬†asmith2155’s 2hot tips for making loved. The picture is still up, but the comment has been deleted. Those hackers might want to work a little harder on their bait next time. That comment was filled with spelling errors, nonsense hashtags, and random empty flattery. If you want more than 17 clicks, you’ve got to at least attempt to look a little different than most of the other fan comments on a Britney pic.

Pic: ESET via Instagram

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Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit Proving She Doesn’t Need A Silly Mic To Fill An Arena With Her Organic Live Vocals¬†

June 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Celebrated live singer¬†Brit Brit Spears is currently gracing Asia with her authentic nightingale singing skills, and she showed the world that she’s not only a frugal queen by reusing her costumes and sets, but she’s also an environmentally friendly green queen by saving electric bills. Brit Brit’s mic never has to be turned on since she’s capable of touching the ears in the back row of an arena with her crisp and pure vocals.

During her show at the¬†Yoyogi National Gymnasium in Tokyo over the weekend, Brit Brit did “I’m A Slave 4 U” on a pole while wearing the kind of mask that Liberace would wear if he played Jason in Friday the 13th. Brit must’ve decided that her mask was getting in the way of giving the people her all, because she tried to rip it off. For a few seconds, she tussled with that mask as thought it was another squirrel who mistook her weave for its nest. While the fight between Brit and the bedazzled mask went on, her raw vocals didn’t waver once! Celine Dion could never ever.

And what’s truly amazing is that Britney circa 2017 sounds exactly the same as Britney circa (insert the date when the post-production crew finished putting the layers of robotic effects on her vocals for Slave 4 U).

Pic: YouTube

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Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit’s Handwritten Love Letter To The LGBTQ Community For Gay Pride Month¬†

June 1, 2017 / Posted by:

To celebrate the start of Gay Pride Month, Billboard asked A-list superstars¬†of the music world like CupcakKe, Cousin Dionne Warwick, Celine Dion, Belinda Carlisle¬†and¬†Liza¬†to write a love letter to the LGBTQ community. Brit Brit Spears¬†wrote words of sweetness¬†too, and since she (or Daddy Spears), knew that hater whores like myself would say there’s no way she wrote that letter herself, she gave Billboard receipts.

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Britney Spears’ Las Vegas Show “Piece Of Me” Will End In December

April 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Britney Spears opened her Las Vegas lip-sync spectacular, Piece of Me, in 2013. It ended up being a hit and in 2015 she renegotiated her contract for two more years, a few less shows, and a couple more million dollars. I honestly believed that if it came time to talk contracts again for her totally worth the price of admission show, she¬†would kick up her go-go boots on a desk, lean back in her chair, clench a Slim Jim between her teeth like a cigar and say,¬†“Well, impress me boys! What do y’all got for me this time?” I don’t know if she did that or not. But what I do know is that Piece of Me is¬†ending.

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Britney Spears Has Sort Of Struck Back At Katy Perry

February 14, 2017 / Posted by:

While walking the Grammys red carpet on Sunday night, Katy Perry¬†made two thinly veiled head-shaving joke and Britney Spears fans on Twitter weren’t here for it. They dragged her like a Wahl hair clipper across a scalp. Brit Brit, usually blissfully docile but possibly acting off of the effects of an extra shot of syrup in her Chocolaty Chip Frappuccino, decided to respond yesterday with a slap of her own. Britney shared the same picture on Instagram and Twitter and a caption that appears to be the Bible’s version of shade.

The full verse is a lot harsher than what Brit Brit tweeted:

“A good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and an evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.”

This feud between Katy Perry and Britney Spears shouldn’t be happening. For one, because they’re sort of on the same team (aka Team I Don’t Know That Snake). Second, because they both received paychecks for the¬†Smurfs movie. That’s the kind of embarrassing shit you should be bonding over well into your 80s.

Pic: Wenn.com

Katy Perry Pissed Off Some Britney Spears Fans With A Head-Shaving Joke

February 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Katy Perry performed her new single, Chained to the Rhythm, at the Grammys last night while simultaneously paying tribute to Wilson from Home Improvement. But before that, she walked the red carpet and caused some of the internet to start furiously typing after hearing Katy not-so-subtly drag Britney Spears not once, but twice.

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