Category: Brett Ratner
Jared Leto Has Quickly Backed Away From Brett Ratner’s Hugh Hefner Bio-Pic
Brett Ratner has been exposed as “Alleged Hollywood Perv Mogul #1,403,” and it’s already affecting his career. Brett has been accused by six women (including actresses Olivia Munn and Natasha Henstridge) of sexual harassment and/or assault. In the newly begun “Age of Eff This Shit, Expose These Sleazy Bastards,” any hint of non-consensual foolery renders your future career prospects nil. Method-actor extraordinaire Jared Leto’s no fool (despite whatever that Joker portrayal was), which is why Deadline reports that he’s claiming that he never actually signed on to the planned Ratner-directed Hugh Hefner bio-pic. Jared is making like Brett’s supposed former squeeze Mariah Carey and going with the “I don’t know that project her.” defense. Continue reading
Six Women Come Forward To Accuse Brett Ratner Of Sexual Misconduct
I’ve got a feeling someone just made Mariah Carey’s “I don’t know them” list.
Starting with Harvey Weinstein’s exposure as an alleged sexual harassed/rapist and followed by a million more allegations against creeps of Hollywood, October kind of turned into The Month People Started Talking. It’s November 1st, and creeps who didn’t get accused of anything in October shouldn’t let out a sigh of relief. People are still talking, and today the talking is about 48-year-old Brett Ratner.
Brett Ratner Thinks Rotten Tomatoes Is Killing The Film Industry
Quickly, somebody call the police, there’s a murder in progress and the suspect should be easy to find. According to douchebro director Brett Ratner, they’re located at Rotten Tomatoes.
Entertainment Weekly says that Brett came hard for Rotten Tomatoes while speaking at the Sun Valley Film Festival last weekend. Brett blames Rotten Tomatoes for stinking up the current state of film culture. Yes, a judgmental finger is being pointed by Brett Ratner. This is some “the call is coming from inside the house” shit.
Mariah Carey Might Be Dating Brett Ratner
I’d be insulted if my girlfriend had to don a special glove to touch me. Can you really blame her, though, lambs? Hello Kitty’s main bitch Mariah Carey and the cheated-in-the-crotch as well as in-the-personality director Brett Ratner are reportedly an item. He’s directed a couple of her videos, and they’ve apparently been friends for awhile.
There’s a really charming pic of them on TMZ. Mimi looks embarrassed, but is still giving major leg while summoning a deckhand to emancipate Brett’s corpulent’n’ drunk ass off her. Ratner normally looks like what would happen if an 8ball came to life. In this pic, he’s paying homage to every completely sauced messcake who has spied some cleavage and begun imagining he doesn’t reek of trouble or represent regret. “Hi baby, shu wanna buy you a cocktail? How bout’ it? What? You got nice boobies, though. Aw come on, don’t be like that. Bish.” *passes out, strikes head on deck, blood*
TMZ sez that pic was taken on Saturday on a billionaire friend of Ratner’s yacht in St. Barts. Brett’s 46 and Mimi’s 45, so they’re compatible age-wise. But can you even see her letting him in the penthouse? Does Lisa Frank make an at-home hazmat shower?
Check out some pics of them together from Ratner’s Instagram below. Definitely check out a pic of the two of them with Courtney Love’s crazy ass. Maybe Courtney was looking for some acting tips from halfway-decent actor Mimi. Courtney’s junkie-ass “Elle Dallas” character lit up the screen on Empire! The only part of that bit I believed is when she convincingly fell over that dressing room ottoman whilst high. I guess they discussed Glitter and not Precious. *sad-face*
Guess Who?
No, it’s not Nicki Minaj, a skid row My Little Pony or Hair-tastic Barbie on the first day of her period. It’s Christina Aguilera showing off her best side at the Pumpkin Patch with her cute little son Max and boyfriend what’s-his-face in tow. Yes it’s that time of year again when we get to see Shauna and Phoebe pose, pose, posing for their lives with pumpkin cleavage!!! So original. But while we wait for that main course, we can tide ourselves over with this Xtina snack.
Damn girl, was it laundry day or did you wake up hungover and naked at Goodwill?? And I don’t even want to know what is going on in the first thumb, but I think the guys out there may not want to inspect it too hard. That shit looks painful.
When The Look From A Dude In A Red Polo Shirt Says It All
Willow “Coloring Outside of the Lines” Smith, Jaden Smith and their gang of Latch Key Kids left the Louis Vuitton store in L.A. the other night and I have two very good reasons for being mad at her. The first being that the gay poodle’s ass on her head has given me a craving for cinnamon candy popcorn and that’s not okay since my shit is on a diet after swallowing all the good things Italy has to offer for a week. The second being that I wish that when I was 3 (or however old she is) I could walk around looking like the acid-tipped Bride of Minajestein without the fear of an abuelita slapping the WTF off of my head with a chancleta.
