Category: Breitbart
Neil Armstrong’s Sons Defend “First Man” Over Claims That It’s Un-American
September 1, 2018 / Posted by: J Harvey
You’re not a real American unless you’re wearing a red, white, and blue bikini while lighting off red, white and blue roman candles out of your nostrils as you sport a huge tattoo of the raising of the flag at Iwo Jima on your right asscheek. Hence, the Neil Armstrong biopic First Man, starring Ryan Gosling, has already been called un-American by failed 2016 presidential candidate Marco Rubio and Breitbart for not including the lunar planting of the flag scene. You’ve probably already stopped reading this to muse about Ryan Gosling in a bikini. Me too.