Baby shower drama isn’t exactly rare (anyone with “that aunt” knows this), but some kind of messiness expected to go down at Ray J’s baby shower. And I’m not talking about an accidental puddle that happened after an excited Ray J heard the word “shower.” I mean family drama between his sister Brandy and their mama Sonja Norwood, and his pregnant wife Princess Love. According to TMZ, things are so rough between Princess, Brandy, and Sonja, that Brandy and Sonja skipped the baby shower.
Yesterday was Whitney Houston’s birthday and I celebrated by giving a pitchy performance of So Emotional at karaoke. R&B singer and longtime Brandy rival, Monica, commemorated the day with a sweet post on Instagram. R&B singer and longtime Monica rival, Brandy, also commemorated the day with a heartfelt Instagram post.
But then things got weird.
TMZ says that some in-flight drama happened on a Delta flight early this morning involving Brandy Norwood. 38-year-old Brandy was on a flight from LAX to JFK when she fell unconscious before the plane even pulled out of the gate. Oh no-to-the, e-to-the. Law enforcement sources say that Brandy’s fellow passengers and flight attendants rushed to her aid. The paramedics got her off the plane, and she regained full consciousness while being treated on the jetway.
A spokesperson for the Los Angeles Fire Department told People that units responded sometime after 6am to an “unspecified medical complaint,” and that an unknown number of passengers were transported to the hospital.
The only real silver lining I can find in all of this, if I can even call it that, is that I had totally forgotten Brandy’s first cousin is Snoop Dogg. I feel like a visit from Snoop would make any hospital stay just a tiny bit better.
UPDATE: Brandy’s publicist has released a statement letting everyone know that Brandy is OK and she’s no longer sittin’ up in a hospital room.
“Brandy has been released from the hospital and is now at home resting. She has been traveling extensively as part of an ongoing tour and several personal appearances. In recent days she has taken more than 10 long haul flights including internationally. The stress of all of the traveling and working so incessantly has exhausted her. She will be relaxing for the next few days.”
Get some rest, Brandy.
It was almost 14 years ago when you bought the instrumental CD of “The Boy is Mine” at Sam Goody just so you could sing both parts in your bedroom, and Monica and Brandy’s voices are back together for a new single called “It All Belongs To Me” that will be on both of their new albums. It should’ve been called “The Check is Mine,” because this is not the shit I’ve been waiting 14 years for. Any song that name drops Facebook should be poked all the way to the bottom of the charts.
If I was listening to this boring mess in the car, I would’ve fallen asleep at the wheel, lost control and killed somebody. This sounds like it was written as the theme song for a Tyler Perry movie after the producers scraped their dimes together and realized they can’t afford the rights to “Irreplaceable.” I’m just going to use my imagination to pretend that I never heard this and that Monica and Brandy are still working on a follow-up to “The Boy is Mine” called “You Can Have That Bitch (The Dick Is Trash).”
via The Daily What
In this promo picture for her new Vh1 reality show, Brandy’s eyebrows look like an arched cat in heat. She needs to take a q-tip to those things and ease their itch. And by ease their itch, I mean wipe some of her brow pencil off.
They also look like they are trying to kiss her baby hairs. That really isn’t right and is all kinds of inappropriate (said in a judgmental Carrie Prejean voice). Grown ass eyebrows should not be trying to cavort with baby hairs. Brandy better check her brows before they end up on some government list.
via Concrete Loop