The Casamigos Halloween Parties Brought Out A Fist Fighting Brandi Glanville And Under Qualified Airline Pilots
I learned an important lesson this weekend. Stop shrugging off Casamigos tequila as just the vanity label of a couple of very rich middle aged white bros who like to throw their old fashioned good looks and money around and party with their fabulous, kinda boring Hollywood friends. There is more to Casamigos than that because there is some good goss is swirling around the label! Starting with the news earlier this month that a ROYAL (Princess Eugenie) was marrying a Casamigos UK brand rep, to the breaking news yesterday that a newly single Jenna Dewan debuted her new man friend at their party on Friday night, the tequila brand has bumped up in my radar a little tiny bit.
Now we have some more messy news to come out of that Halloween party. Brandi Glanville has been accused by actor Kobie “DJ K-LUV” Randolph of attacking him and he has the bloody lip receipt to prove it. Kobie (who has one IMDB credit for Project Hollywood), filmed himself upon returning home from the party and must’ve hit send directly to TMZ before he grabbed an ice pack, because they posted the clip yesterday.
I haven’t checked yet, but I’m assuming that right now, the Palestinians and Israelis are holding hands after declaring peace. Because they figured that if LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville can call a truce for at least one second, so can they.
Everyone who was expecting a dumpster fire out of the Celebrity Big Brother house was sorely disappointed with trash can smoke, except for Omarosa doing an about-face and alternating between playing nice and sobbing about the impending doom we’re facing under her former boss in the White House. Still, there wasn’t all that much drama considering the housemates included her and Brandi Glanville. While Brandi point blank asked Omarosa if she had taken a ride on Trump’s tower (ha! More like Trump’s single-story nub!), she firmly denied it. Brandi is now saying that’s BS. Continue reading
Omarosa Says She Hasn’t Done Trump, But That There’s Someone In The White House Who Is “Sleeping Around With Everyone”
Omarosa continues to serve lukewarm tea in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Her always classy housemate, genital odor expert Brandi Glanville, asked her if she was able to clarify whether or not Trump’s carpet matched the wigs, i.e. if she FUCKED THE PRESIDENT. Omarosa also alluded to a person whom she claims is the Pass-Around Patty for the White House staff, janitor on up. Anyone know where you file your resignation letter from the human race? Continue reading
The “Celebrity Big Brother” House Will Be Filled With Leftovers From “Celebrity Apprentice” And “Dancing With The Stars”
Oh, and the cast also has a leftover from the currently-running terrifying reality shit show called The White House.
When Julie Chen announced that there will finally be a US version of Celebrity Big Brother, I said a prayer hoping that CBS would hire the casting director responsible for casting all six seasons of The Surreal Life. Because the casting people behind The Surreal Life knew the perfect ingredients for a batshit stew. But instead of doing that, CBS went over to Dancing with the Has-Beens and the Celebrity Apprentice and picked up the leftovers that were tossed on the floor after losing their season. Although, they did cast one Surreal Life alumni….
…That’s her job! As with any celebrity feud these days, Gerard Butler may have ruffled some feathers with a recent appearance on Watch What Happens Live. He made it sound like he had no idea she was on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (and prone to cameo on just about any other reality show that will take her). So he was surprised after their casual hook-up to get mobbed by TMZ wondering what his housewives tagline would be (my suggestion: “These broads aren’t the only ones who look good in a skirt!”) since he had no idea what a Brandi Glanville even is. Naturally, she took it like a champ. Cough. Continue reading