Category: Bradley Cooper

Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga Letting Us Know That Bradley Cooper Is “The One” Over And Over Again 

October 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Yesterday there was cause for concern about robots taking over the fast food industry and turning people into hamburgers. Today we can go ahead and crank the dial up on that robot army alarm because Gagabot 3000 will not be stopped until every man, woman, and child has heard its boop-beep-boop message of doom. Lady Gaga has been repeating the exact same message about it only taking 1 person named Bradley Cooper out of a crowd of 100 people not named Bradley Cooper, to believe that Lady Gaga could be a movie star; over, and over, and over again, like a broken Carl Sagan Voyager Golden Record. I don’t know exactly what Gagabot 3000’s ultimate plan is, but I’m sure it’s not good!

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Bradley Cooper And Irina Shayk Relationship Update: They Might Be Miserable

October 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk are one of those couples that lays pretty low and live a relatively private life. Last week, we got a Bradley and Irina sighting when they were photographed taking their daughter Lea out for a walk, and they appeared to be serving some happy family realness. But as Page Six reports, Bradley and Irina are reportedly “miserable,” together. If you really want to know what a miserable Bradley and Irina might look, here – just take a second look at Bradley and Irina bringing ten tons of over-it grumpiness at Wimbledon two years ago.

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“Venom” Killed At The Box Office, But “A Star Is Born” Still Made Bank

October 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Sorry, Little Monsters – the Twitter trolling didn’t work! Lady Gaga’s fans basically issued a social media edict in the week leading up to the A Star Is Born debut at the box office against Venom, the Tom Hardy-starring comic book movie competing against Gaga. The Little Monsters dragged Tom’s movie and said it was a smelly, fug, grotsky be-yotch (or just said it was a snooze to watch) that nobody should go see. Even though critics seemed to agree, we told you Friday it looked like Tom would win the weekend box office. That’s exactly what happened, but A Star Is Born still did better than people were expecting this weekend.

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The Little Monsters Smear Campaign Isn’t Slowing “Venom” Down

October 5, 2018 / Posted by:

I guess us thirsty hos who still occasionally look at Tom Hardy’s old MySpace photos are keeping the man in biz — Lady Gaga fans be damned! The same Little Monster army that went HAM on Ed Sheeran for implying she had two good albums and thought she was invincible pivoted to Tom, Michelle Williams and their comic book-based Venom, which opens against Gaga and Bradley Cooper in A Star Is Born this weekend. There was a Twitter Little Monster campaign where Gaga fans tweeted about how bad Venom was…and critics agree. Despite the shit reviews and smear campaign, Venom is on track to take the weekend! Continue reading

Bradley Cooper Once Lost Out On A Role For Not Being Bangable Enough

October 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Wet Hot American Summer has ruined Bradley Cooper for me personally; I can only see him as an uptight camp counselor. But maybe that works for some people? Regardless, I’m sure you could find at least one person who wants to bone Bradley Cooper. Sadly for Bradley, there was a moment when he lost a role for not being “fuckable.” He’s one of the sexiest, but apparently only from the safe distance of a People magazine cover.

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Little Monsters Are Trying To Sabotage “Venom” 

October 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Russians may have meddled with the 2016 election by trolling bitches on Twitter, but that may have been small potatoes compared to what Little Monsters will do to make sure Lady Gaga has a number 1 slot at the box office this weekend with A Star Is Born. Early feedback from A Star Has Born has basically been that all other movies should just wait until 2019 to come out because ASIB is going to win all the Oscars…and not just because Beyoncé was no longer attached to it. For some reason, Gaga fans felt threatened by the Marvel crowd because they got pissed over the Tom Hardy and Michelle Williams-led Venom opening the same weekend as Gaga and Bradley Cooper’s BY FAR BEST MOVIE EVER. Now some are saying Gaga stans are taking their Ed Sheeran ire and redirecting it by trolling Venom.

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