Somebody’s job is to sit outside of Coffee Commissary in Los Angeles and wait for famous people to walk in, follow them inside and and get in line behind them so they hear what kind of latte they prefer. On a good day, the famous person will do something out of the ordinary like talk to another patron. Somebody had a good day recently and Page Six now has all the details about Brad Pitt’s current pick-up game. Were you aware that Brad Pitt likes to give his actual first name, William, when chatting up strangers?! It all happened at the aforementioned coffee shop.
Brad Pitt recently celebrated his 54th birthday and, according to People, is “casually dating”. Nothing serious, “nothing to speak of at this point”. Maybe he’s had few quiet dinners at his favorite local bistro. He probably tips well and knows the waiters by name. Just sit with that a moment, won’t you? It’s like a day at the spa. There is not one thing offensive in this story. Who’d have thought that Brad Pitt would deliver unto us a Christmas miracle!
In my head, Angelina Jolie and Madonna have always had some privileged white lady beef with one another. Y’know, racing one another to see who could raise the biggest child army to take over the world (or, at the very least, a corner booth at the local IHOP). So I always assumed Angelina did that disaster of a film, By The Sea, with Brad Pitt because her ass was chapped over Madge being the reigning queen of relationship torpedoes-on-film with Swept Away. But apparently she just thought it was going to be a good thing for her own relationship. Continue reading
The divorce proceedings between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially longer than a Jessica Simpson pregnancy, but it appears things are decidedly less screeching howler monkey and more mature adult than they were in the initial days. Continue reading
I’m kind of surprised by how much Kate Hudson appears to enjoy going on Watch What Happens Live since she’s been tied to just about every A-List D in Hollywood, which Andy Cohen is sure to ask about after the second Fresca and tequila. But the cocktails are free, so maybe she focuses on that and just tells herself there can’t be that many people staying up until 11 to watch – especially when it comes to being confronted with news she took Angelina Jolie’s sloppy seconds with Brad Pitt! Continue reading
Is there anything Angelina Jolie can’t do? Act, direct, produce, wrangle a half-dozen children, think of the name “Brad Pitt” without mentally summoning the anger of 1000 Hells.. And now we know she has the power to act as the sexy bait to lure in a warlord.