Category: Brad Pitt

As The Brangelina Turns…Part 87,561

August 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have emerged as the Ross and Rachel of Hollywood, and all of us are over here sitting on the side tables at Central Perk wondering how in HAIL is this they’re-getting-back-together/no-they-aren’t story going to end. Here’s how: Brad is going to be up the altar getting married to Sienna Miller, George Clooney, his sculptures, or some other valued treasure, and say Angelina’s name. Even then, it’s going to take another six seasons and twelve additions to the child army before they start bumping uglies again. GAH!

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Shania Twain Really Wasn’t Impressed By Brad Pitt

August 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Canada’s twangier chanteuse, Shania Twain, is taking a page from Cher’s “Farewell Tour!…Just Kidding, Who Knew I Could Rank In This Kinda Cash?!” playbook. She’s coming back with new songs and a new tour, despite her 2015 Rock This Country Tour being billed as her last. Even better, Shania has reached the age where, while she might still don the leopard print, she’s leaving her fucks to give tucked away in the closet.

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Brangelina May Have Tried To Skimp On Renovation Payments

August 18, 2017 / Posted by:

The ghost of Marie Antoinette is loitering around Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s 40-room French chateau these days cackling, “Let them eat cake in the dark!The Guardian (via Vanity Fair) reports there has been an ongoing home renovation dispute at Château Miraval…maybe Angelina has decided to embark on an HGTV career, since it doesn’t look like that Cleopatra movie is ever getting made?? Continue reading

E! News Also Claims That Brangelina’s Divorce Has Been Put On Hold

August 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Earlier this week we learned that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, two people who, by all accounts, seem like they’d really like to be legally done with their marriage, were allegedly dragging their feet on their divorce. E! News is now co-signing that rumor and say that Brad and Angelina have hit the snooze button on divorce proceedings.

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UsWeekly Says That Brangelina’s Divorce Is “In Limbo”

August 9, 2017 / Posted by:

I always snicker and holler, “OBSOLETE!” when I go to Ellen DeGeneres’s Twitter and see that pinned photo from the Oscars where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are included in her *bE$t A-LiSt FriEeEEeEnDzzz 4EvR* shot. Well, not only do I frighten people surrounding me at Panera when I yell, I am apparently the obsolete one, as Us Weekly is out with a report saying Angelina may have gone down to her attorney’s office to play a game of “Just kiddinggggggg” when it came to those divorce papers.

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A Source Close To Brad Pitt Was “Surprised” That Angelina Jolie Would Drag Their Kids Into That Vanity Fair Article

August 1, 2017 / Posted by:

I hope there’s still room left on Angelina Jolie’s list of people who don’t like her at the moment, because she’s got another name to add. And this name is one that’s no stranger to said list. It’s Brad Pitt, and a source close to him is strongly implying that he wasn’t thrilled that Angelina would get their kids involved in that turning-into-a-giant-mess of an article for Vanity Fair.

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