Clear the battlefield and collect the wounded, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have called for a cease fire and have stopped fighting with each other….. for now at least.
Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Angie and Brad, who have been warring for the last few months about money, and kids, and money, and kids, have finally buried the hatchet, and surprisingly it’s not lodged in one of their backs.
Apparently there’s a judge who has had just about enough of the dramatic summer divorce shenanigans between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Because according to The Blast, a judge has forced some more visitation with daddy, whether Angie likes it or not.
The Blast has spoken to Brad’s publicist, I mean a source, who says that Brad Pitt is not pleased with how Angelina Jolie’s side is dealing with this now-public shit show. They had been quietly dealing with custody and child support for months and both teams had agreed it was best to keep all the drama on the low-down. They were going to have a private judge come in and help them divvy up their millions of dollars and hundreds of children in a fair and equitable manner. As we all know: it ain’t shake out like that.
Last week, we learned that Angelina Jolie borrowed $8 million from Brad Pitt to pay for a house, and was begging for child support. Not long after, TMZ painted us a picture of a practically poverty-stricken Angelina Jolie. There’s at least one person who doesn’t believe for a second that Angelina has money struggles, and that’s Brad.
Globetrotting to former Himalayan landmine fields doesn’t come cheap since Spirit doesn’t exactly fly there, and Angelina Jolie is finding this out the hard way during her slugfest of a divorce proceeding with Brad Pitt. When they were married, they seemed like they had more money than the U.S. Mint, but I guess flying solo is a separate story. Money is apparently tight around the shrine of St. Angie! This is the part in the fight where Angie plays poor. Continue reading
Ding ding ding, the fight bell has been rung, and it’s time for round 3,894 in the custody battle between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. If I’m to continue with this boxing metaphor, this might be where both Angelina and Brad would touch gloves, before she defiantly spits her mouth guard in his face and has to be pulled away by her trainer. That’s right, this mess has gotten much messier.