Category: Boy Bye
Armie Hammer Was Dropped From “Billion Dollar Spy”, The Last Movie Left On His Roster
The final nail in the coffin containing Armie Hammer’s movie career has been hammered in so forcefully, that not even a rich, moderately attractive white man of mediocre talents could ever hope to one day pry it loose. One hopes. Variety reports that Armie’s just been dropped from the last film he was still attached to after multiple accusations of morally reprehensible, and possibly criminal, sexual proclivities came to light. Armie was slated to star in a movie called Billion Dollar Spy opposite Mads Mikkelsen. But don’t worry — I have an idea. Mads took over for Johnny Depp in Fantastic Beasts. Therefore I propose that Mads takes over for Armie and play both roles, they tweak the script, and call it Billion Dollar Parent Trap. Problem solved, everybody wins! Well, except for Armie, but who cares?!
Paul Marciano Has Stepped Away From Guess While The Company Investigates Kate Upton’s Allegations
Last month, Guess co-founder Paul Marciano found himself in the #MetToo conversation after former Guess model Kate Upton vaguely accused him of being a creep. Paul responded by denying it and accusing her of getting fired for being a sloppy mess. Kate eventually came through with a comprehensive story told to TIME magazine detailing her working relationship with Paul. Kate’s allegations against Paul could be boiled down to the following: he was allegedly a horny old man with a mean streak who called Kate fat when she turned down his advances.
Paul again denied he’d done anything wrong, and promised his full cooperation with Guess as they investigated the matter. CNBC is reporting that while Guess investigates, Paul Marciano will step away from his position at the company.
Kathy Griffin And Anderson Cooper Are Officially EX-BFFs
Along with civil rights, rational discourse, and everybody’s ability to get through the night without waking up covered in flop sweat, chalk up the friendship between Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper as yet another thing ruined by Donald J. Trump. In a recent interview with The Cut, Kathy confirms that her long friendship with Coop is officially over.