Wookie Kardashian Is Kinda…Hot?!?

While MK is busy scarfing down some fine Italian cuisine (your mind WOULD go there, sucio!), J. Harvey and I will be here doing our best to keep the beautiful Dlisted train from going off the rails.  Graffiti totally counts as fine art, so don’t even go there.  MK sent me a link from Socialite Life to this pic Khloe Kardashian posted on her website, looking pretty and skinny and BLOND several Christmases ago.  (Note:  my computer choked on the words “Khloe” and “pretty” in the same sentence and I had to re-start the bitch three times.)  This was apparently before the whole “dye my hair to look like my sisters so no one will know my mom was a complete ho and fucked around on the guy I thought was my dad” phase.

I have to say, she looks good as a blond…computer, NO!!  Choke it down, bitch.  She’s actually the only one of those hos that I have any respect for (hang in there hard drive) since she doesn’t take herself too seriously and seems kind of human.  Enjoy tearing this pic of Khloe to shredded shreds while I resuscitate my pc with booze and bong hits.

We Must Find Boner!

Put your vag and/or b-hole away, because I’m not talking about that kind of boner. This is not a time for your sex jokes. A jewel from my childhood is missing! Andrew Koenig, who is best known for playing Boner on Growing Pains, hasn’t been seen or heard from since February 14th.

Andrew was supposed to get on a flight from Vancouver back to the US on February 16th, but he missed it. Andrew’s friends and parents are working with Vancouver authorities to find him. Andrew’s friend Jenny Magenta, who he was staying with in Vancouver, said that his parents told her he might have been depressed about something.

Andrew’s friend Dave Holmes posted a recent picture of Boner on his Tumblr:

If you have any information on Andrew’s whereabouts please contact Detective Raymond Payette of the Vancouver Police Department at 604-717-2534.

Also, Andrew’s father Walter Koenig played Chekov on Star Trek. So we must find (insert “Boner” or “Chekov’s son” here)!!!

Sure, Why Not?

E!’s Marc Malkin is hearing that the producers of American Idol have had several conversations with butter fucker Paula Deen (over buttermilk biscuits and butter-tinis, I’m sure) about being a guest judge this season. The source told Marc, “They started talking about two weeks ago.”

Paula Deen probably serenades blocks of butter before she devours them, so that’s good enough for the producers of American Idol. Besides, since when do you need musical experience in order to judge American Idol? I mean, Ellen Degeneres is a talk show host, Randy was in Journey and I’m pretty sure Kara Dioshutthefuckupyouasshole used to be a wood shop teacher or a woodchuck. Or something.

So why shouldn’t Paula Deen or anybody else for that matter be a judge?

It would be pretty entertaining. If Paula doesn’t like one of the contestant’s performances, she can just throw a ham at them.