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October 2, 2014 / Posted by:

While whoring out his new book on Ellen, Mario Lopez talked about the pop star he boned in Las Vegas a few years ago:

“You also admit that you had a one-night stand with a major pop star,” DeGeneres questioned.

“Well, yeah,” Lopez confessed, confirming that the rendezvous took place in Las Vegas. “I’m trying not to give too much away without giving too much away… it was maybe six or seven years ago… eight years ago?”
The Extra host when on to add that he and his former flame are still “friendly,” but refused to answer if he had interviewed the unnamed singer in the years since they slept together.

DeGeneres went on to throw out a few names as possibilities for the woman, guessing Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Celine Dion. Lopez shot back, joking, “Barbra Streisand!” (UsWeekly)

Lance Bass? Jordan Knight? JC Chasez? Clay Aiken? Barry Manilow? Definitely Barry Manilow. Who wouldn’t get on Barry? He probably sings a few bars of “Could It Be Magic” before he busts one. Or maybe Brit Brit Spears? Mario Lopez is a suppository with dimples, but he’s an upgrade from KFed. “Rub your Cheetos clit all over that uncut Mexico chorizo!” – me to 2006 Brit Brit

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September 30, 2014 / Posted by:

His attraction for her is understandable. Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? For me, no. Size can be uncomfortable. For her, clearly a selling feature. Because she’s been going around telling her friends about it. And her nickname for him, which she hasn’t been shy about sharing, is “Monster Cock“. Which is flattering, I guess, if you’re in college or Vegas. But it’s probably a little immature and maybe even a little disrespectful, all things considered. (Lainey Gossip)

It’s not Ariana Grande Latte and Big Sean, because I don’t think anybody wonders what she sees in him. It’s obvious what she sees in him (PEEEEN). If anything, people are wondering what Big Sean sees in an off-brand Bratz doll that’s been possessed by the devil. It’s not Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin, because the chick in the blind item is telling friends that he “has” a monster cock, not “is” a monster cock. I’ll guess Sean Penn and Charlize Theron. Sean looks like he has a big, scary, veiny dick that can easily pass for a vile meat weasel from King Kong and Charlize is definitely suffering from stage 4 dickmatization.

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September 24, 2014 / Posted by:

She started out as a song girl, then acted, keeps trying to do both. At the beginning it was promising but mostly, over the last few years, it’s been a series of disappointments. Personally though, she seemed to have it together. A steady relationship, a solid commitment, no drama…

Or maybe it’s because we weren’t paying attention.

She and her playing partner have been having problems for a while. They’ve been trying hard to work it out. But that might not turn out so well if she finds out that he hooked up with a much more successful song girl, someone with a similar early sound and origin, though that’s evolving now. Despite her many changes, contrived or organic, this was probably not the intended image. (Lainey Gossip)

Not Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande Latte, because that guess became null and void at “steady relationship.” Not Mimi, Nick Cannon and Ariana Grande Latte, because Glitter was only “promising” to those of us who live for pink rhinestone-encrusted dried turds. My guess is Mandy Moore, Ryan Adams and that strawberry tart-making, pussy-carrying, home wrecking Holly Hobbie tramp trollop Taylor Swift? I did throw a side-eye at “much more successful song girl.” Mandy Moore will always stand on her tip toes at the highest point of the A-list because of In My Pocket.” 

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September 23, 2014 / Posted by:

This wealthy and famous actor/director/etc. is privately talking about how happy he is that he is going to be a father for the first time. However, the situation is not exactly what it appears to be!

It is true that his girlfriend is pregnant. It is also true that she is carrying his baby. However, it would be more accurate to call her his “girlfriend.” She conceived using his sperm, but they did not have sex. She is basically a combination of beard and surrogate… and is being paid very handsomely to fulfill both roles!

Given how rich, famous and powerful he is, it would be a real coup for the gay community for him to come out. However, a painful childhood causes him to be very secretive about his personal life. For better or worse, do not expect him to come out anytime soon. (Blind Gossip)

This item has 20/20 vision. It’s the opposite of blind. Tyler Perry? A few blogs have said that Tyler Perry supposedly announced that he’s going to be a father at his huge, fancy 45th birthday party over the weekend. Media TakeOut (so swallow this with several grains of salt) says that Tyler didn’t only come out as a future father at his birthday party, he also came flying out of the closet and told all his friends that he’s gay. Whatever the case may be and if this is true, then congratulations to that baby. Yes, that baby will have to suffer a bit by sitting through its daddy’s movies, but it’ll also have OPRAH as an auntie/godmother. And yes, that baby will have to learn how to sleep with its eyes open while Tia Oprah gives one of her life lectures full of sanctimonious words of wisdom, but she’ll probably take it shopping for pony farms and small countries afterward.

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September 11, 2014 / Posted by:

Our sexy TV actress seems to have quickly rebounded from a bitter breakup with her longtime beau. But her new hunky man isn’t as perfect as she wants us to believe. The problem: he has the body of a Greek god, but between the sheets, his personal equipment is only so-so. What’s a girl to do? Behind his back this actress is still shacking up with her well endowed ex. (Janet Charlton)

Sofia Vergara, Joe ManJello and that leaky Diva Cup known as Nick Loeb? In my mind, Joe ManJello is Big Dick Richie and his dick is so big that it can lift 300 pounds and it eats 4 pounds of raw steak daily. But if there’s a sliver of truth to this blind item, then who cares? He’s Joe ManJello! Who cares if his erect peen is about as big as an Ikea wooden dowel. Make that shit work. I’m sure his fingers are 9 inches and girthy, and if not, throw a strap-on on him. He’s Joe ManJello!

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September 10, 2014 / Posted by:

It’s an hour to fly from Toronto to New York. By the time you go up, it’s almost like you have to go down again.

But she was desperate, desperate for a drink. Even before take-off. Which was not allowed on this flight. She was told she’d have to wait. And she didn’t want to wait. Caused a stink about having to wait. Huffing and puffing, sweet features morphed into an off-putting bitch scowl. It was a scene. And she didn’t stop bitching until they put the first jack and coke in front of her once the seatbelt sign had been turned off.

That was followed by two more. Three jack and cokes on the flight.

So, maybe she’s afraid to fly. Maybe it was a terrible day. But with her history, and it wasn’t all that long ago, and the shitty influences she has around her, this is probably a concern, non? (Lainey Gossip)

The thought bubble above my head pictured Laura Jean Poon (aka Reese Witherspoon), but I don’t think it’s her, because I don’t know of any shitty influences around her (she IS the shitty influence). Besides, Laura Jean Poon doesn’t screw around and she’s the type who’d smuggle in her own bottles of Jack and Coke onto a plane. I’m going to guess Selena Gomez and I don’t really blame her. If you were dickmatized by Justin Bieber, you’d need more than a few Jack and Cokes to deal with that tragic fact.

With this former A+ list athlete still with A+ list name recognition back to his old sleeping with waitresses days, his girlfriend was overheard telling another woman that she is looking for a big payday to stay quiet. (CDAN)

Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn? But Tiger Woods wet humping on some waitress in the parking lot of a Waffle House is such a non-shock that it isn’t even worth 50 cents in “hush money.” That said, #getmoneyvonn.

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September 5, 2014 / Posted by:

This pairing could result in several number one records. In a private room in a restaurant out of the country, this couple had a date. Just the two of them. An A+ list singer and an A+ list mostly movie actor. They have been planning this one for awhile. Three hours and I don’t think they were talking about her movie career or his sometime girlfriend who was half a world away. (CDAN)

Taylor Swift and either Leonardo DiCatchAHo or Bradley Cooper, both of which she’s supposedly tried to get on in the past. Tay Tay and DiCatchAHo make sense, because he’s run out of Victoria’s Secret Angels to bone and she’s the closest thing to an Angel since she’s Single White Female-ing one. Tay Tay and B. Coop also make sense, because she’s one of the most prolific beards in the game and he’s probably getting sick of being with an amateur (see: that Sookeh Waterhouse girl) and is craving the best.

At dinner the other night with several friends in attendance, this former B list musician who is still a B list celebrity because of his name pulled out a ring and asked this actress to marry him. Apparently there was a look of horror on the face of the actress and she told him that it wasn’t the time or place right then. Our celebrity slumped back in his seat, but didn’t leave which is what I think most people would have done. (CDAN)

Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz? Why do I have a feeling that she did the same thing the first time he whipped out his peen in front of her?

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August 15, 2014 / Posted by:

This B+ list mostly television actor who goes from network show to network show is telling friends and co-workers on the set of his new show that his marriage to this A list celebrity singer is over. Apparently she has made it clear she wants to move on. (CDAN)

The first names my brain farted up were Mimi and Nick Cannon. But Nick Cannon’s not exactly a TV show jumper and if they were really over, over, we’d know it, because Mimi’s horny butterfly ass would be running down the streets naked while hunting for new boy toy dick. I also thought of Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes, but LeAnn Rimes’ luck dragon claw will never let go of that dick and the only place she’s considered A-list is a place called the inside of her head.

Josh Duhamel has a new TV show, so this could be about him and Fergie. But the year is 2014 and in the year 2014, is Fergie A-list? If the year was 1984, she’d definitely be A-list since she was on Kids Inc. (aka the biggest show of all-time) then.

The stars of this film recently attended their premiere. Each was accompanied by a significant other or a family member or a publicist. Except for this one actress. She brought THREE bodyguards with her.

WTH? Girl, you’re just walking the red carpet… and you aren’t even one of the top four stars of the film! Do you know how many security guards the four real stars of the film brought with them (two of whom are Academy Award winners)? None! Your costars may just roll their eyes at your antics, but we are going to tell you straight up: You are not doing yourself any favors by giving off airs and playing the diva every time you walk outside. (Blind Gossip »

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August 8, 2014 / Posted by:

We can’t stop laughing over this one about a a certain young actor at a recent party.

Security guards confiscated everyone’s phones before they entered the VIP lounge at this recent music festival. It wasn’t just to preserve the privacy of the celebrities who were there. It was to keep guests from videotaping those who were openly doing drugs. In fact, witnesses watched one famous actor open up a capsule of molly and pour it into his mouth, chased by a drink. At first, the actor was incredibly upbeat and happy. However, after a while, he suddenly had an urge to do something else.

So our actor removed all his clothes. He folded them into a neat pile. Then he lay on the floor – completely naked – and began quietly petting and stroking the carpet.

He didn’t say anything. Just smiled. The people around him, who were all drinking and/or doing drugs, didn’t even blink. “Leave him alone,” they said. “He’s rolling.” (Blind Gossip)

Zac Efron? Make a mental note: If you’re ever going to do molly with Zac Efron, don’t shave or trim your pubes weeks beforehand so he has some luscious carpet to stroke while rolling. And that carpet was immediately pulled off of the floor and it’s being used to make a wig for John Travolta.

What B/C-list mostly movie actress and the textbook example of a beard has been interviewing wealthy men to become her next husband? Does her current “husband” know about this? (CDAN)

Kelly Preston? This better be a work of fiction, because if Kelly Preston and John Travolta’s beard kingdom crumbles, there’s no hope for any beards.

This B list actress is getting married to an A list athlete. She really wants to adopt a child. He thinks it is because she cares about children, but she told her friends she wants to be able to get child support if they divorce since the pre-nup is so strict. (CDAN)

Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade? She needs to take a quick class from Sherri Shepherd’s master gold digging ex.

Which star of an HBO show sent the ad out, looking for love in all the wrong places?

Looking for a dominant lady to kick me in the balls. I want you to totally own my balls with you feet. I have a high pain-tolerance. MAJOR PLUS if you know martial arts kick training. Private / discreet/ Safe!

GUESS WHO? (Naughty But Nice Rob)

Adam from Girls? But who ever this is should hook up with Kate Gosselin, because she’d kick ‘em, punch ‘em, rip ‘em out and feed ‘em to him.

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August 7, 2014 / Posted by:

This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is hair challenged has been spotted more than once at a truck stop where he meets up with a hooker he met there a few months ago. Our actor wears a cowboy hat and sometimes a fake mustache. He thinks people can’t recognize him when he dresses like that or maybe he is playing some kind of character in his mind. (CDAN)

Nicolas Cage? This has to be about Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage probably owns the gold filling that was once in King Tut’s molar and the toilet that Elvis died on (which Nicolas uses as a backyard planter), so he obviously enjoys the finer things in life and truck stop hooker cooch falls under that category.

There was an interesting discussion that recently took place at a resort location. Several models were telling a young and famous female performer about how they make more money “partying” for a few days with older men from the UAE than they do in a whole year of modeling.

Our celebrity initially seemed a little repulsed by the whole concept… until the other girls told her how much someone as famous as our celebrity could make. Then she started listening with great interest and asking lots of questions about the logistics! While she did say that she wasn’t ready to do it now, she left the door open by saying “…but maybe next year.” At that point, the other girls went crazy and started making plans and swapping names and numbers. “We will totally hook you up!”

We’re sure her parents will be delighted to know that their daughter may be destroying her life with booze and drugs now… but at least she’ll have a source of income waiting for her in the future! (Blind Gossip)

Justin Bieber, obviously! Or Selena Gomez?

As key as she is to the success of this very hit cable show, this multiple Emmy nominee/winner has been threatened with replacement on the show because her drinking is out of control and she has blacked out from drinking on set several times. She is a very rare visitor to the blinds and never about her drinking. (CDAN)

TVLand can suck it raw. They and everyone else knows that Betty White is irreplaceable. Keep boozing, Betty!

I don’t care if someone wants to get pregnant or doesn’t want to get pregnant. I don’t think anyone should shame you or force you into doing one or the other. What I don’t like though is a former A list mostly movie actress hanging on to B by a thread after being the it actress for almost a decade who about once a year starts talking about how much she wants a baby and can’t wait to get pregnant and uses almost the exact same quotes all of the time. She and her team decided that it makes her much more popular to tell the world how she loves kids and wants kids and sometimes she even talks about what she is going to name her kids and how she even goes crib shopping sometimes. The thing is the actress hates kids and tells her friends all the time that she has no desire to ever get pregnant and if she could she would take two pills a day to make sure she doesn’t get pregnant. She has broken up with men in the past who wanted babies or wanted to get married. She is the most anti-baby person ever which is fine. Her choice. I just hate when she says the complete opposite in interviews just because she thinks it will make her more popular. (CDAN)

Jennifer Aniston? Whatever you do, do not tell the nursery full of Cabbage Patch babies in her basement. They will be devastated.

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