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July 24, 2014 / Posted by:

He’s had his problems over the last year. He’s found himself in some shitty situations because of it. Why the darkness? It was stress. The stress of feeling that he can’t come out publicly.

Lately though…there’s been a turnaround. Career is in good shape. And there’s someone new in his life. What’s she doing for him? They get along well. They both party…HARD. But she’s not his lover, she’s his front. Because when she’s around, he can hook up with men. And she’s happy to cover for him. She’s playing her part so that no one’s looking at what’s really going on – which is that he’s been messing around with a wealthy older man who spoils him…with sex and drugs.

So the stress is gone. But not the habits. (Lainey Gossip)

This isn’t even blind. This isn’t even near-sighted. This is some perfect 20/20 shit. And if this blind item is true, you were right if you answered, “lots of good drugs,” to the question, “Why in the hell would Zac Efron, who could screw who ever he wanted, screw around with a tattooed Italian daddy?”

A pap agency was called on Friday, and told they needed to show up at a place on Saturday night, to photograph an A list mostly television actress from a hit network show that would be there with her husband, and that they’d be called again on Saturday with specific time and place to photograph the couple.

So they got the call on Saturday telling them where to show up and at what time and that they needed to show up exactly at the right time and place because that is when the pair would actually hold hands. Throughout the day the couple was spotted out but never very close and mostly doing their own thing until the appointed hour. At that point the two started holding hands for a few minutes. Shortly after the finished holding hands one of her people called the pap agency to see if the photo had been taken. If not, they would do it one more time. The pap agency got the photos so the couple went their separate ways and were not seen again together. In fact, the husband left and went out to a club for the rest of the night by himself. (CDAN)

Kerry Washington and Nnamdi Asomugha? Exhibit: A. Kerry needed Olivia Pope, because Olivia Pope would never be that sloppy with the photo-ops.

This pop star claims to really, really love her fans, but she recently screwed over a bunch of them recently.

She was performing in a foreign city. She did a photo op at her hotel the day before so fans knew where she was staying. A small group of them gathered in front of the hotel by 7:00 am and waited for her to appear.

She knew that they were there. During the day, her bodyguards would come down periodically and tell the crowd that she was coming down to meet them, and that she would be happy to sign autographs and pose for photos with them. “She’ll be down soon. Just be patient.”

During each visit, the bodyguard would get on his phone and report to someone else how many fans were there. “There are only 25. Not enough.” Apparently, the pop star wanted a bigger crowd! She sent down notes and snacks to the fans, telling them that she appreciated them and was coming down. The bodyguard encouraged the waiting fans to call their friends and tweet their location.

However, despite their best efforts, the big crowd they wanted just never materialized. Finally, ten hours later, the pop star left the hotel… and simply drove past the fans that had been waiting there all day! There were only 50 of them, and, according to the bodyguard, “That just wasn’t enough.”

Does this mean that her popularity has peaked? (Blind Gossip)

Lady Caca? Those bitches waited 10 hours?! When Lady CaCa drove by them, they should’ve gathered together, chased down her SUV, jumped on it, turned it over, dragged her out screaming and then slapped with her with the dumb bags of Fritos she sent down to them.

Pic: Pacific Coast News

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July 23, 2014 / Posted by:

She’s great at giving big smiles, pretending her personality is as sweet as her voice. It depends. If she’s talking to Ellen DeGeneres, well, of course she’s lovely and accommodating. But what if it’s a child in a wheelchair?

There was a kid who had a wish. The wish was to meet her favourite star. So they made arrangements for it to happen at an event earlier this year where the star was promoting her show. They set up the wheelchair at the end of the red carpet, everyone had been informed, and then, when it came time for the moment, as soon as they started introducing her to her young fan, she cut off the handler, said, “NO”, and then walked away…even though the family had specifically flown there for the opportunity.

She has ONE advocate. One. And that’s only because he made her. But since he’s caring less and less about that particular project, when that’s done, she won’t have any supporters left. Because no one can fucking stand her. (Lainey Gossip)

Lea Michele? Leave it to Lea Michele to turn a Make-A-Wish situation into a Make-A-Nightmare situation. Who ever this is, they’ll soon receive an invitation to Ina Garten’s house where they’ll drink from flutes full of sparkling children’s tears and toast to making sick kids cry! But if this is Lea Michele, then it’s really out of character for her. You’d think that Lea would put on a manufactured smile, pose with the kid for the photographers and then wheel the kid backstage where she’d open up her black hole of a mouth and eat their soul.

And there’s more BIs after the cut.

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July 18, 2014 / Posted by:

She will be filing for divorce in the next few weeks.

This reality star knew that her husband was of questionable moral character even before they married. However, she was willing to overlook that because she really wanted to have a husband and child/ren. She got what she wanted, but the husband is making her look bad now, so she is now cutting him loose. So why is she still making public proclamations of support for him and their marriage while plotting behind his back? She wants to look like the “innocent” and “good” person when this is all over. (Blind Gossip)

Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida from The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Exhibit: A. This is bad news for Mr. President and Ayden, but this is good news for every pretty-faced, gold digging criminal who’s fresh out of jail and looking for a desperate sugar mama to woo with his dick game.

This one is short, but it is super freaky. This A list mostly movie actress who hangs on to A list because of a past and future project in the works is married. Before she got married though she and her now husband were drinking with the sister of the actress. Our A lister then told her now husband that he wanted him to have sex with the sister of the actress. Our actress went to bed and left the two others to have sex. Apparently this is not the first time the actress had her boyfriends do this. Definitely will be revealed. (CDAN)

Megan Fox? If this is Megan Fox, then she truly is a wonderful, caring and thoughtful sister, because only a generous soul would share David Silver’s AquaNet can-sized dick with her family members.

There is a famous singer who was being considered for a bearding arrangement last year with a professional athlete. They really would have been a perfect match. Both are tall, good-looking, clean-cut, and very successful. As she was on tour and traveling, the timing didn’t work out, but they did do a photo op or two together.

The funny part of this is that while they were in discussions about the bearding arrangement, the singer would talk about the relationship with her friends as if it could become real. She would say things like,”If we spend enough time together, maybe he could really like me and even fall in love with me!” She was genuinely hopeful that the fantasy could become a reality. Thank goodness that never happened. He is now “dating” a film actress who is very clear about her role and has no delusions about where their relationship is going. (Blind Gossip)

Taylor Swift, Aaron Rogers and Olivia Munn?

 

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July 15, 2014 / Posted by:

It turns out there is another actor who has made himself unwelcome at certain hotels and spas. Much like John Travolta, this actor is also closeted and also enjoys the touch of male masseurs. Our actor is an Academy Award winner and is one of the better actors of the past two decades. He can easily move between movies, and the stage and that almost television thing. Apparently on a recent trip to Santa Barbara he stayed at Bacara which is an extremely nice resort on the beach. After his most recent visit where he succeeded in his quest for relief from a male masseur with the promise of a very large tip he was told by the management that he is not welcome any longer at the hotel. (CDAN)

The only way that blind could be less if it said that just like Travolta, this actor wears a wig made out of an animal that should be out in the wild building dams and shit. Kevin Spacey, obviously? But I find it a little too hard to believe that Kevin Spacey would get a dick massage in a massage room at some fancy resort. Bitch wouldn’t risk getting caught. I’m sure he’s learned a lot from House of Cards and meets the massage therapist after that ho gets off of work. Then Kevin Spacey gets his people to dig up dirt about the massage therapist and he uses it to threaten to EXPOSE that trick if anything gets out. Robin Wright may pay a visit to that massage therapist and she may icily stroke his cheek to let him know that she’s always watching. That’s probably how it goes down.

Which A+ list mostly television actress who’s a legend in the medium thanks to two shows which are constantly in reruns might not live to see the rest of the year? She’s currently in a coma at an NYC hospital and her family is preparing for the worst. (CDAN)

Not Betty White. Not Betty White. Not Betty White. It can’t be Betty White, because if Betty White was in a coma, the birds would be hibernation, the flowers would close up and the world would be in complete darkness, because the sun would refuse to come out.

He gets a “girlfriend” and she gets money to pay for her education. It’s a good arrangement and it has worked for both of them for years. You really should put your hate for her on hold, because that girl is one of the most loyal and genuinely caring people he has in his life. He supports her in return. That’s it. They are not engaged. They have never even slept together! (Blind Gossip)

That One Direction twink who isn’t Harry Styles and that girl he’s dating? Exhibit: THIS.

Some have been taking this Academy Award-winning Actress to task for playing dress up as a favorite Classic Actress. However, while you were busy paying attention to that, another Creative Performer was actually making quiet inquiries into playing Classic Actress in a film!

Creative Performer is not unattractive, but there is just something about her that makes it difficult to picture her as the Classic Actress. Creative has worked with her own hair, makeup and wardrobe people several times over the past few years to see if they could help her physically pass for Classic. We don’t know if they have succeeded. We also don’t know if Creative really has the acting chops required to pull this off. Even if she does, it would still make for some shocking casting and lots of controversy. (Blind Gossip)

Goopy Paltrow for the Oscar-winning actress? Audrey Hepburn for Classic Actress? And Lady CaCa for Creative Performer? To make Lady CaCa look like Audrey Hepburn, they’re going to need at least 4 plastic surgeons, 5 heavy-duty chainsaws, 40 pounds of prosthetics, a couple of voodoo priestesses and a bucket full of miracles. Even then they’d only be able to make her look like Audrey Hepburn in Audrey Hepburn’s current state.

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July 10, 2014 / Posted by:

Which BFF models are actually lesbian lovers? Don’t be fooled by the high-profile relationship one of these beauties is supposedly in. It’s all a big, mutually beneficial cover up. Saucy! (Daily Mirror)

Cara Delevingne, Suki Waterhouse and Bradley Cooper? So Cara Delawhatever goes from Michelle Rodriguez to B. Coop’s beard and Michelle Rodriguez goes from Cara Delawhatever to Zac Efron? It’s like they’re all living in a bizarro random alternate universe, because in a perfect world a shirtless Zac Efron and Bradley Cooper would ride horses into the sunset together while Cara, Suki and MRod did whatever. Hmmm, I wonder if they ever get together and have a big bi-sexual orgy and yes, I’m wondering about that while pinching my nipple. In case you were about to ask….

Maybe this is what the girlfriends are for. He expects them to look great. And to just…look?

A few weeks ago at a Hollywood bar, playboy was partying without his bonafide. He had two of his crew with him. He’d been drinking. Or something. He seemed very …accessible and uninhibited. Once he found his target, he made his approach, with his friends as backup. After spending some time flirting with the dude, a very cute, young gay dude, he made a special request:

He asked him if he would be into a three-way situation, but the third participant would be a woman. The woman would be watching as the two of them got down. In his line of work, it’s all about variety. After so many years of anything at any time, he needs as many flavours as possible. (Lainey Gossip)

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio or B. Coop? But then again, maybe it’s Hugh Hefner. Maybe Hugh Hefner gets bored with watching yellow-haired, fake-tittied chick after yellow-haired, fake-tittied chick try not to heave while slurping on his dusty wrinkled salchicha. So he switches it up every now and again and gets into watching a twink try not to heave while slurping on his dusty wrinkled salchicha.

This celebrity couple has not announced their pregnancy yet. Why not? Because she is embarrassed that things didn’t go her way! She promised her Catholic family that she would be announcing her pregnancy and an engagement at the same time. However, despite her best efforts, the baby did not make him more committed to her. Exactly the opposite, in fact. Ouch. Yes, she is mad. (Blind Gossip)

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling, obviously. If Ryan Gosling left Eva Mendes while she was 7 months knocked up with his baby, his fangirls would all say, “Awwww, I knew he’d do the right thing. I didn’t think I could love him anymore.” But if anybody else did that, they’d scream, “Send him dick first through the grinder!

This beautiful young singer/actress installed a couple of plastic domes high on her chest. Why? Because her on-again off-again boyfriend repeatedly told her that “No guy likes itty bitty titties!” Yes, he is very mature.

So she got implants. She now looks more like the hookers he tends to favor and he is texting her again, so… mission accomplished?

Those implants are not the only things that are too high. Her doctor told her that she could not use cocaine for 72 hours before the surgery. She didn’t abstain the entire time, but she came pretty close. Unfortunately, that only strengthened her belief that she doesn’t need rehab… and she went right back to using. (Blind Gossip)

Selena Gomez? Justin Bieber really didn’t think this through, because now that her tits are supposedly bigger, how is he going to chichi fuck her with his Ikea dowel dick? Smart move, Biebs.

 

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July 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Bubbling is a strange new trend of urinating directly into one’s mouth! Yes, you read that right. It is apparently already huge in Australia, and now it is happening in Hollywood with at least one male singer enjoying it.

He tells ladies that he is a human water fountain and surprisingly, it works. This guy gets more dates with celebrities than anyone else. When you think of guy singers who would do this, he is the first one that comes to mind!

Todd Carney, an Australian Rugby League footballer, apparently decided to give it a shot in the bathroom at a pub., but after THIS (NSFW) PICTURE went viral the team sacked him and dissolved his $3 million contract. (Naughty But Nice Rob)

John Mayer? Well, some say that piss can be used as an antiseptic, so at least he’s cleansing his mouth of the bullshit it spews.

Spiral Girl is subsisting on vodka and cocaine at this point. However, she still doesn’t think that her problem is that bad and refuses to go to rehab.

Her friends and family try to help, but she turns on them as soon as they mention the word “rehab.” Some of them walk away (e.g. the tall pop singer who was her BFF for a while), but some of them have been hanging in there (e.g. the shorter pop singer who used to work with her).

However, she may have just burned her last bridge. While Stretch left quietly, Shorty’s departure was noisy. Spiral and Shorty had an epic fight!

Here’s what happened: Shorty was genuinely trying to help. She wanted Spiral to go to residential rehab for at least a month. However, Spiral was having none of it. Their discussion quickly turned into a fight. And it wasn’t about one thing. It was about EVERYTHING: Families, drugs, alcohol, food, rehab, abortions, friendship, reputations. They even argued about which of them has the worst boyfriend. Pot. Kettle. Their discussion eventually ended in screaming and tears and both declaring the friendship over.

Don’t blame yourself, Shorty. You tried.

We will all have to simply wait until Spiral hits bottom. We just hope it’s embarrassing rather than tragic. (Blind Gossip)

Spiral, Shorty and Stretch sounds like the laziest chola names ever. I’ll guess:

Spiral: Selena Gomez?

Shorty: Demi Lovato?

Stretch: Taylor Swift?

Exhibit: A. But Stretch and Shorty should put themselves in Spiral’s vagina. If they were doing Justin Bieber, they too would be diving into a pool of coke and vodka to deal.

This B list talk show host had a falling out with her actress best friend because of an incident with the boyfriend of the actress and a hot tub and some nudity. (CDAN)

Chelsea Handler, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux? But I don’t see Jennifer Aniston breaking up with her tequila partner over Chelsea’s nipple attacking Justin Theroux in the hot tub.

This B- list mostly movie actress who had a recent awful foray into television so might go back to movies if she can get a job that does not involve her wearing a swim suit again is married. Her husband prefers guys though so it is no wonder she has been seeing a guy who is way more into her. (CDAN)

The only name my brain burped was Nicole Eggert’s name, but she’s not married and unless you count straight-to-the-Walmart-DVD-discount-bin as movies, I don’t think she’s a movie actress. I’ve got nothing.

The dad of this A list entertainer(singer) lost about $500K on a huge bet he made on the Belmont Stakes. Now his daughter had to cover the loss. It is becoming a habit, but she never says no. (CDAN)

Daddy Spears will be asking the court for a raise in 3..2..

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July 2, 2014 / Posted by:

This B- list mostly movie actress said that she and her former A list mostly movie actor boyfriend who has been in the news a lot this week had a drug and booze filled orgy with a ton of people last weekend and feels they were both given some bad drugs. (CDAN)

Mia Goth and Shia LaBeouf? First of all, it must’ve been some kind of hippie orgy, because only the deodorant challenged would be okay with inhaling Shia’s pit musk while getting theirs. Second of all, nothing ruins an orgy like bad drugs. Actually, that’s not true. Projectile diarrhea will ruin an orgy real quick. So will the music changing to a Justin Bieber song. That will really ruin an orgy.

We’ve talked before about how some celebrities plan out publicity stunts in the hopes of keeping you interested in their lives… and keeping themselves in the headlines. Well, here’s a new one for you!

This manager of multiple celebrities is talking to several of the girls they manage to see if they can get one of them to do some acting in real life. The manager wants one of the girls to publicly pretend that she is bisexual!

Simply posing for paparazzi shots would look too obvious, so they would need to be sneakier about it. The girl would be matched up with another young female celebrity (actress, model, or celebrity offspring) to be secretly filmed/photographed intimately kissing each other. Depending on the age of the girls, there may also be partial nudity.

The story line would include the girl coming of age and exploring her sexuality, her confusion over what she is and who she wants to date, and how her friends and family react to the events.

So far, all of the candidates (who are heterosexual as far as we know) are balking. However, the manager has a long history of persuading clients to pull off all kinds of publicity stunts to keep them in the headlines, so we wouldn’t be at all surprised if this one happens. BONUS CLUE: Not Ireland Baldwin. (Blind Gossip)

Pimp Mama Kris, Kendull Jenner and Hailey Baldwin? Exhibit: A

Which famous fool has been hocking products for years misleading consumers that they will get thin if they use them, however the real secret to her amazing body is laxatives and liposuction at least once a year.

She has made millions off her products and if the truth was revealed it would destroy her career? (Naughty But Nice Rob)

It isn’t Kim Kartrashian, because she can’t take laxatives since she had her bowels and most of her other internal organs lipo’d out of her body a long time ago. It isn’t Jessica Simpson, because yeah, she’d probably lose her Weight Watchers contract, but I doubt it’d ruin her career as a shoe mogul. So I’ll guess Jillian Michaels, but then again, she is part lizard and I don’t think lizards get fat. (“Um, Donald Sterling, anyone?” – you “Good point.” – me)

This celebrity couple’s divorce appears to be incredibly civil on the outside. They’ve made lots of statements about how much they still love and respect each other and how co-parenting their child/ren is their first priority, etc.

Ha! Behind the scenes, it’s ugly!

They had an agreement about child sharing. She broke it. He told her that if she didn’t start giving him more time with the kid/s, he was going to start spilling details about her behavior (promiscuity, gold-digging, lying) to the press. She told him that if he didn’t back off that she was going to start spilling details about his behavior (affairs, substance abuse).

Yes, they are the ones who are now leaking things to the press to try to make the other look like a bad person and a bad parent! Pretty people, ugly behavior (not to mention bad role models for the child/ren). (Blind Gossip)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom? 

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor has been in this space a few times in the past week. He holds himself out to be this happily married man, but for the second time in a week he was spotted with a woman who is not his wife. He should just get divorced because he is not being very shy about his infidelities and it is going to be ugly. (CDAN)

Gary Oldman? But can he hold off the divorce for a while, because I haven’t digested the last Sirius controversy yet.

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June 26, 2014 / Posted by:

This famous and prolific Director is responsible for several of the biggest movies of all time. Want to hear an interesting casting story about one of them?

One of his first big hits was Film 1. He cast Actress 1 in a human role, and the movie went on to become a huge hit.

When the time came to cast Film 2 (not related to Film 1), Director told Actress 1 that he wanted her for this role as well. He told her that he wanted to mentor her and help her become a huge star, and that Film 2 was going be the movie that would make that happen.

Actress 1 was absolutely thrilled that this esteemed and successful director wanted to nurture her career! She thanked him and gladly accepted the role.

A day or two later – prior to her signing the contract – the director phoned her at home and asked her to meet with him to discuss some details.

When she arrived at his office, he asked Actress 1 if she was still excited about becoming a big star. “Yes!” she replied.

“Good. Now get down on your knees and give me a blow job.”

The stunned actress refused.

The Director threw a fit. He threatened her. He told her that if she didn’t comply that he was going to give the lead role to someone else and that he would make sure that she never became a big star. She still refused.

The Director kept his promise. He replaced Actress 1 with Actress 2. Film 2 went on to become a blockbuster. Actress 1 went on to a successful career as a working actress… but she never became a big star. (Blind Gossip)

That blind item reeks of Michael Bay, which smells like AXE nutsack balm, Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil, burnt out sparklers and dried cum infused with dried piña colada lube. I don’t think this is Michael Bay and Megan Fox since she was in two Transformers movies and he hasn’t had any blockbuster hits since he started terrorizing the world with Transformers movie after Transformers movie. Maybe Michael Bay for the director, Tea Leoni (Bad Boys) for actress 1 and Liv Tyler (Armageddon) for actress 2?

Oh whatever, I’ll leave Michael Bay alone.

I’ll guess this is Steven Spielberg and E.T. After E.T. refused to suck dick for roles, Steven gave the female lead in Indiana Jones to Kate Capshaw instead. Yes, E.T.’s a chick. She just played a dude in the movie.

For the first time that I can remember, this A list daytime star showed off her girlfriend in public. At the Daytime Emmys no less. Our actress has been so deep in the closet for decades. (CDAN)

Deidre Hall? If it is Deidre Hall, I wish her girlfriend was Susan Flannery from The Bold and the Beautiful and Days Of Our Lives, because they’d be the soap opera power lesbian couple of my dreams.

This former A list mostly movie actor who I still can’t believe was ever A list and has since turned into a child star gone awry likes to surround himself with lots of women he buys for the night. Several of those women say that the actor loves to dress up in their clothes and likes to be called a woman’s name when they are at his house. (CDAN)

Corey Feldman? 

This superstar film actor hired an assistant a while back. The assistant was young, male, and openly gay.

There are several reasons why this was an interesting choice. The most notable is the fact that the actor has had to constantly fight rumors throughout his career that he is gay.

The assistant found it awkward to work with the actor, too. Why? Because the actor was absolutely fascinated with the assistant’s gay lifestyle! It was impossible for them to have a conversation without the actor quizzing the assistant about it: What exactly do you do? What’s it like? How does it work? How does it feel?

The assistant didn’t know if the actor was straight or in the closet, nosy or just curious. He just knew that it was awkward. He didn’t stay with the actor for long. When he finally gave notice, the actor hugged him and cried. Kind of sweet… but kind of odd, too. (Blind Gossip)

It’s not John Travolta. John Travolta can give a young gay a master class in gayness. I’ll guess Tom Cruise? I can picture Tommy Girl sitting cross-legged on the edge of the couch asking his assistant to feed him as much gayness as possible. Tommy takes it all in like a little sister listening to her big sister’s first date. Then Tommy asks, “But you gays don’t like ice cream, right?”

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June 24, 2014 / Posted by:

The married couple most likely to end in divorce after a brief marriage is this B list talk show host from a national daytime show. Big fights with her spouse on an almost daily basis since they got married. (CDAN)

Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry? All of their fights are probably about hair products and jeans. This is why a marriage between two hos who wear the same exact size black skinny jean and use the same kind of pomade that makes their hair look like a spaniel that rolled around in Crisco NEVER works. If their marriage ever gets to the splittin’ point, I wonder if Linda will tell Sara it’s over by singing, “And I say haaaaaay yaaaaaaay yay yay ay, haaaaaaay yaaaay yay, I said hey, I want a divorce.

This actress is sweet and pretty on the outside… but obnoxious and ugly on the inside!

She was on vacation a few years ago at a tropical resort. At the time, she had already starred in a several films (none of which were huge hits), but had not yet been nominated for/won any major awards.

This posh resort has seen its share of movie stars, rock stars, business moguls, and royalty. However, our actress goes down in history as “The Most Obnoxious Guest Ever.” Here ‘s why:

Although the resort’s private beach club was only open to members and guests, she constantly referred to them as “the public,” as in “I want the public cleared from the beach club before I enter!”

The path to the beach club runs through a golf course. She demanded that the golf course be closed down during the time she would be walking between the hotel and the beach club.

She demanded that parts of the hotel’s main walkways be barricaded off so no one but she and her entourage could pass through.

There were several restaurants on the property. She demanded that whatever restaurant she chose for her meal be closed to other members and guests.

She demanded that a server and a server assistant to be available to her 24 hours a day throughout the duration of her stay.

Employees were not allowed to speak to her or look at her directly.

She never smiled or thanked anyone during her entire stay. She also did not tip anyone for anything.

Perhaps this monstrous attitude explains why she is actually the prefect match to her current boyfriend? (Blind Gossip)

Charlize Theron? Little by little, these blind items and images of her holding hands with that split-open microwaved hot dog Sean Penn are chipping away at my like for her.

This very famous TV star was at the theater the other night with an attractive blonde. They were holding hands and leaning in to one another and whispering and giggling together. Before kissing, he glanced around nervously to see if anyone was watching.

Why should he care if anyone saw him kissing an attractive blonde? Because the woman was definitely NOT his wife!

This is a guy who LOVES to use his wife and child/ren for interviews and photo ops and pretend that he is such a devoted family man! The truth is that he spends very little time with them. Late at night he is much more likely to be out with another woman than home in bed with his wife. Either he has an open marriage… or he is simply a chronic cheater. (Blind Gossip)

I’m taking the “LOVES” as a clue and guessing Ray Romano from Everybody Loves Raymond? Or maybe this is about angry fart bag Alec Baldwin who finally got sick of staying at home and watching his fame whore wife do yoga poses on all the furniture.

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June 19, 2014 / Posted by:

Two women at different stages of their career, both were recently promoting books, both behaved like assholes.

She was the young blush of her time, muse to an icon, dream girl to a generation. So it wasn’t a surprise when over 200 people showed up to a book signing.

Here’s what *should* happen at a book signing: you stay and sign books. Many bestselling authors stay as long as they can, for hours, making sure they have a personal interaction with each and every reader, often posing for photos. Even Gwyneth Paltrow understands this. Sometimes it’s impossible. Like JK Rowling often has 3 or 4 thousand people showing up so what she’ll do is she’ll sign hundreds of boxes in advance and on the day of, she’ll commit to a couple of hours, sometimes more, to hang out with as many of her fans as possible.

But this woman? When this woman saw that 200 people were waiting for her, she scowled. Then exhaled, loudly.

“I have to sign for all of them?”

Well, um, as many as you can…?

“But I have dinner reservations.”

She signed for just 20 people. Then made her reservation while the others were left out, cold.

And what about Miss All Kinds Of Sweet and Sad? She fronts like an angel, like she could never possibly throw attitude ever, but we’ve all heard the stories from the set – how she rages around like she lives exclusively on the top tier and everyone else is her chorus.

At several signings in multiple cities, the behaviour was the same. Upon arrival, she barked orders to her staff and bookstore staff about what exactly she would tolerate: hustle people through the line, cut them off when they want to talk, push them through as quickly as possible, and “spare me from all of their fucking sob stories”. In other words, these people are beneath me but you lowlifes are going to take the fall because even though they mean nothing, I still want them to love me and give me their money.

And so, with a fake smile on her face, giving the performance of her life, she’d greet her public kindly, while her people practically threw her fans up towards the signing table, several at a time, tossing them together like abused animals, crunching them close, a speed meet-and-greet on crack. How fast was it really?

At one stop she got through 250 people in half an hour. This, apparently was too slow for her so she gave shit to her handlers and at the next stop, what an accomplishment – 350 people in just over 20 minutes.

20 minutes! 350 people!

Can you imagine how that must have moved? How they would have been treated?

And then she was out. While fans were still coming in with their wristbands, bewildered that it was over already. (Lainey Gossip)

I spent way too much time going through all the new-ish memoirs that are out and after conducting my super important research project, I’m going to guess that the first mess is Diane Keaton and the second mess is Lea Michele? Diane Keaton has never really given half a fuck (see: every outfit she’s ever worn), so this isn’t surprising. And as for Lea, she’s about as annoying as a soft dick that won’t get hard, but I have to give it to her for signing like a meth head and going through 350 people in 20 minutes. I don’t even think Parasite Hilton has gone through 350 dudes in 20 minutes and that’s saying a lot.

This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor is trying to kill a book that is written by an actress. The actress claims in her book that the actor regularly had sex with her when she was just 13 and 14 and that another current A list mostly movie actress was also the same age when the actor had sex with her too. (CDAN)

I don’t have one clue, but who ever it is, I’m sure Lady CaCa will work with him in the future.

This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor is about to be outed as the actor who has been sued in the past for knowingly spreading an STD. This will be a heart breaker for many. (CDAN)

Benedict Cumberbatch?! How dare you spread your lizard warts to the innocent!

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