Foxy Brown had a bad show over the weekend when she performed in Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kandi Burruss’ Welcome To The Dungeon tour. Foxy was a special guest, and saying she tanked is an understatement. Poor Foxy found herself being sent to the actual dungeon when the crowd turned on her hard and she got booed off stage.
Sonic The Hedgehog did not need to be made a movie. And I say that as someone who played a lot of the video games and enjoyed them–even the poorly-reviewed ones! But this movie version of Sonic is one piece of poorly-reviewed blue dog shit I could never, ever bring myself to watch. I’m not angry for the bastardization of something I once loved, I’m just horrified by that creepy AF demonic “hedgehog”. Its legs? Its legs? Like, at least that Detective Pikachu is cute.
I’m not alone in my Sonic-horror; in fact there was so much reaction to how Sonic looks that the director has announced they’re changing it before the November 8th release date.
Because all actions have an equal and opposite reaction, Avengers: End Game–with all of its stars and high-budget action and three-hour plot and huge excitement and buzz surrounding it–has seemed to have created a vortex of negative energy which has been filled by this announcement. DMX, Tara Reid, Michael Madsen and Jake Busey are going to be in a movie together. I mean… I wonder if it will be called Assvengers: These People Still Do Things?
Sometimes you just want to do some karate chops, get naked wasted and eat some cornbread that your dog stole. Well, apparently to a certain store (WALMART!!), in a certain state (Wisconsin) you are not allowed to just LIVE your best Wisconsin Walmart life. In fact, if you do these things, your ass is getting arrested. At least that’s what happened to 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann.
You may remember that back in June, Heather Locklear was arrested and eventually sent off to a long-term rehab facility for allegedly assaulting a cop with her firsts of fury, and assaulting an EMT with her feet of fire. She was subsequently charged with interfering with law enforcement and battery. Now TMZ is reporting that Heather is facing a civil suit filed by the EMT who claims Heather kicked, and verbally assaulted her. Here’s the thing, I think Heather may not actually have been on drugs/booze/mentally unstable. I think she was possessed by the devil because screaming “I hope your children die of AIDS” is definitely the new “your mother sucks cocks in hell” for 2018.
Previously on… Survivor! Tom Arnold got into a physical altercation on Sunday night at a pre-Emmy party with Mark Burnett, and Mark’s wife Roma Downey claims Tom maimed her, and Tom supposedly ripped Mark’s gold crucifix from his neck, and Survivor host Jeff Probst tried to break it up, and all the while Della Reese was looking down from heaven shaking her head saying, “I ain’t touching this mess“. The fight was over alleged Apprentice tapes of Trump allegedly saying the N-Word. Mark has allegedly been hoarding them to allegedly protect Trump.
Now that the dust has settled, Tom has filed a police report accusing Mark of battery and, according to Deadline, was bragging to everybody who would listen that the tapes had been secured and handed over to Ronan Farrow. It’s only Tuesday.