Category: Bless His Heart
Insane Clown Posse Has Announced That Their Next Tour Will Be Their Last Because Of Violent J’s Heart Condition
Last summer during the peak of Hot Covid Summer, Insane Clown Posse proved that while they may be insane, they have big hearts by cancelling their annual Gathering of the Juggalos because they didn’t want their fans to die of COVID instead of natural Juggalo causes like choking while fellating a can of Faygo as a little person wearing an inflatable T-Rex costume paddles their ass in front of a golf cart driven by a legless man using a baseball bat to work the brakes. But the shit show must go on, and The Gathering popped off last week with ICP front man Violent J revealing to the crowd that that big ole’ heart of his is sadly broken. Literally. According to Billboard, ICP’s next tour will be their last because Violent J is dealing with a serious heart condition.
Open Post: Hosted By Smokey Robinson Having A Little Trouble Pronouncing The Word “Chanukah”
I know you’ve heard about The War on Christmas but have you heard about The Assassination of Chanukah? If not the holiday itself, the pronunciation of the word was badly disfigured by none other than Smokey Robinson. A Twitter user named Jeff Jacobson commissioned a Cameo video from Smokey for his mom and asked him to wish her a Happy Chanukah. Smokey gamely complied (as well he should, his Cameos go for $350, a bargain honestly, legend that he is) but perhaps experienced a little confusion at the spelling of the word, which he pronounced “chanooka,” adding “I have no idea what ‘Chanooka’ is, but happy ‘Chanooka’ because they said so,” making it sound like a Canadian holiday celebrating rock hard bubble gum.
Corey Feldman Yells At Fans And Threatens To Walk Off Stage
In case you somehow missed it, Corey Feldman’s Corey Feldman & The Angels: Angelic 2 The U.S. Summer Tour 2017 is still in full swing. With Metallica, U2 and Paul McCartney stealing the limelight this summer, it’s understandable that Corey’s “heavanly” tour might have slipped under the radar. Corey and his band have been working hard since June with his off-brand Charlie Sheen cum Bob the Magician cum Michael Jackson impersonator situation.