TMZ is reporting that Amber Rose has a new man. During her 4th annual SlutWalk in L.A. over the weekend, she was spotted kissing the Vice President of A&R at Def Jam Records, Alexander “AE” Edwards. Apparently the two have been dating for a couple of weeks now, after Amber dumped her NBA player ex, Monte Morris. Ooh, a Vice President? No more dating these rappers or ball players, it’s time to date their boss! Level up, girl!
Obviously nothing can ever top the legendary sequinned charisma of Lil’ Kim’s purple nipple cover at the 1999 MTV VMA’s, but that’s not nearly a good enough excuse for people not to try. An iconic look is like rolling dice; you might wear something that ends up in one of those Best Looks of ALL TIME galleries for the rest of the internet’s existence, or you might be just wearing clothing. Cardi B could have shocked eyes by showing up in big hair, a dramatic cape, and no pants, but – yawn – been there, done that. Instead, Cardi B made her first red carpet appearance since giving birth last month in a purple gown by Nicolas Jebran and a pussycat wig. Cardi is giving me eccentric Beverly Hills housewife at a charity gala trying to steal the spotlight from her rival Bitsy Saint Claire. Wait a second – rich, attention-getting, short dark hair, daughter’s name spelled with an unnecessary K? Kris Jenner must be so flattered right now.
Because nothing’s sexier than incest. Former Kardashian inkubator Blac Chyna, 30, has moved on from depressed sock baron and babydaddy/fiance Rob Kardashian and is currently dating a 19-year-old rapper named YBN Almighty Jay. The age difference is whatever, but People reports that YBN recently threw up an Instagram post wherein he referred to himself as Blac’s “oldest son.” Hee hee? Cut to Blac’s oldest, 5-year-old King Cairo, side-eyeing the Almighty and asking “do I know you?” in a pointed tone.
“Anytime somebody throw their mother under the bus when their mother protected and fed ’em, and did all this shit even when they fucking grown; stop drop and roll at a drop of a dime, ready to motherfuckin’ go to war. Oh yeah, you didn’t know? Oh let me break it down.”
And break it down she did. That’s Tokyo Toni‘s introduction to her deep-dive drag of her own daughter, Blac Chyna, which was posted to Instagram the other day. Oh, you thought your parents were bad? Buckle up for this parental fuckery. Continue reading
Welp. Now we know why Blac Chyna spends so much time at Six Flags.
30-year-old Chyna is slowly making her way into the Cradle-Robbing Hall of Fame, which is not a place many people want their name listed. That’s Blac Chyna: she’s a trailblazer. First she bumped parts with 18-year-old rapper YBN Almighty Jay, aka: Jay Bradley, but they broke up, so she needed to find someone else that she could date and also collect babysitting fees from his parents. Well, she found one!
Today marks the day you will no longer need to ask yourself: “What the fuck is Blac Chyna doing with that little boy?”
People is reporting that the endless love of our lifetime, 30-year-old Blac Chyna and 18-year-old rapper YBN Almighty Jay–real name: Jay Bradley – have broken up. Try to hold back your tears, everyone. Continue reading