There’s reason to celebrate at the compound today (syringes of sparkling Botox for all!). Several months ago, Blac Chyna decided to sue Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, and Rob Kardashian for allegedly plotting to kill her reality show, and accusing Rob of being violent. The Kardashians wanted it thrown out, arguing that Chyna’s choice to get a restraining order against her Rob & Chyna co-star is what killed her TV show. Lawyers for Blac Chyna and the Kardashians recently squared off in court. TMZ says that Kim and Kris got their wish, and a judge has tentatively dismissed them from Chyna’s lawsuit.
Last week, the Kardashians filed a motion to throw out the lawsuit in which Blac Chyna accuses Rob Kardashian of getting violent with her, and scheming with his family to kill her reality TV career. Chyna accused the Kardashians of attempting to silence a domestic abuse victim. Well, Rob got around to filing a response to Chyna’s lawsuit claims. I assumed it would have taken him longer to file, considering how jam-packed his schedule is, what with the naps and sock counting and…I don’t know, more naps?
Despite the fact that Keeping Up with the Kardashians will air for the rest of eternity, KUWTK spin-offs just can’t seem to stick. Like Blac Chyna’s reality show Rob & Chyna. Chyna got one season in before E! dropped it, but that doesn’t mean the Rob & Chyna chapter of her life is over. She’s currently booty-deep in a lawsuit against her former fiancé and her (almost) in-laws over the abrupt end of her show. TMZ says that if the Kardashians get their way, not only will Chyna be out of a reality show, but she will no longer have that lawsuit either.
The family that posts nudes of their exes without permission stays together, or something.
O.J. Simpson’s Dick fan club president Tokyo Toni (given name Shalana Hunter) had a warrant put out for her arrest on Friday and was charged yesterday with harassment, posting revenge porn and two counts of stalking. As the more learned among you are aware, Tokyo Toni owns the womb out of which Kardashian favorite Blac Chyna sashayed. Blac Chyna is currently suing her ex, socklord and Eeyore impersonator Rob Kardashian, for posting revenge porn of her. Toni and Rob are apparently two reasons why A) you make sure your nudes NEVER show your face and B) you always close your sex partner’s laptop before you begin.
O.J. Simpson was released from prison last weekend. Perhaps you’ll see him gracing a golf course near you (although you Floridians might be disappointed). In depressing news, women of questionable sanity who are into probable homicidal maniacs are already prowling for him. Blac Chyna’s own mom and devoted ally to transgender people Tokyo Toni, might be leading the charge.
Sluts, hos, tramps, and all other manner of shamelessly sex-positive people had nothing to fear yesterday, for Captain Save-A-Hoe was here!