O.J. Simpson was released from prison last weekend. Perhaps you’ll see him gracing a golf course near you (although you Floridians might be disappointed). In depressing news, women of questionable sanity who are into probable homicidal maniacs are already prowling for him. Blac Chyna’s own mom and devoted ally to transgender people Tokyo Toni, might be leading the charge.
Sluts, hos, tramps, and all other manner of shamelessly sex-positive people had nothing to fear yesterday, for Captain Save-A-Hoe was here!
When Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian finally settled their dramatic custody battle over their daughter Dream last month, it was reported that she was coming hard for that Kardashian cash. Chyna wanted $50,000 a month in child support. Rob, on the other hand, was angling for $10,000 a month. TMZ says they agreed on $20,000.
Ah, t’was a more innocent time for Rob Kardashian and his little sister Kylie Jenner. A time before lip kits and surgeries and getting revenge-scammed by a former stripper-turned-succubus named Blac Chyna. At least that’s what lawyers for Rob and Kylie are alleging. So much for Rob and Chyna playing nice for the sake of their daughter Dream.
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have been feuding over their 10-month-old daughter Dream since March. It has been messier than Kim in skanky Ursula cosplay. TMZ says the clouds have parted and Rob and Chyna are officially done fighting over custody.
Fresh off Blac Chyna trying to steal Rob Kardashian’s leased Range Rover, MTV shows us Yo Gotti and Nicki Minaj are here to turn it all into fancy, shmancy art in the “Rake It Up” video. At least that’s what I think they’re doing? Well, this is a Nicki video. It’s not Louvre-style art. It’s a bunch of rubber-(barely) covered booty thangs gyrating in ways that would make the rakes in a normal backyard shed blush. So, like, the kind of art you see hanging on the walls of a Starbucks.