Category: Bitch Got Sued

Virginia Giuffre’s Legal Team Claims Prince Andrew Has Finally Been Served With Her Lawsuit Against Him, But His Team Denies It

September 11, 2021 / Posted by:

Nobody asked for a dark-sided, heave-inducing reboot of Are You Being Served? starring alleged child-touching royal Madball, Prince Andrew, but here we are.

While Nicki Minaj and her sex offender husband try to become dodgeball champions by reportedly dodging a lawsuit from his rape victim, Prince Andrew has been giving them some competition. Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s victims, sued Andrew last month in New York, claiming that he repeatedly sexually abused her at Epstein and Ghislaine’s lairs when she was 17 years old. Andrew has burped out a river of denials, including the laughable claim that he hasn’t even met Virginia, even though there’s photographic proof that he has (but he claims the pic was Photoshopped). Process servers have been trying to serve Virginia’s lawsuit to THE QUEEN’s favorite but he’s been avoiding them the same way your eyes avoid landing on a picture of his face. Yesterday, Virginia Giuffre’s legal team claimed that Prince Andrew has been successfully served with the lawsuit, but of course, his team denies it.

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Legal Experts React To The Child Porn Lawsuit Filed By Nirvana’s “Nevermind” Baby

August 27, 2021 / Posted by:

The cover of the 1991 Nirvana album, Nevermind, features a naked baby reaching for a dollar in a pool. Art imitates life, which imitates art, because that baby, now a 30-year-old man named Spencer Elden, is also reaching for a dollar. 150,000 of them, to be exact. He’s recently sued for $150,000 in damages alleging that he was “sexually exploited” and that the cover was child pornography and a “sex-trafficking venture.” Most of us saw the news of this lawsuit and thought “Um, the fuck?” but legal experts have now weighed in and it seems they too are thinking “Um, the fuck?” and the consensus between legal experts and regular people is the same: This is very weird.

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Scarlett Johannson’s Attorney Slaps At Disney For Wanting To Move Her “Black Widow” Lawsuit Into Arbitration 

August 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp v. Amber Head, step aside (but watch for the turds). Angelina Jolie v. Brad Pitt, have a fucking seat. Because the newest Hollywood divorce fight between Scarlett Johansson and Mickey Mouse is getting messier. Disney wants to legally battle ScarJo behind closed doors, which is a little surprising to me since Mickey Mouse is a greedy bitch and you’d think he’d want to sell Pay-Per-View tickets to his oil wrestling match with ScarJo (I’m guessing that’s how they’re going to settle this mess). But ScarJo’s head lawyer, John Berlinski, wants the case to be fought in public and thinks that Mickey Mouse is shaking with fear over the truth being revealed!

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Nicki Minaj And Her Husband Kenneth Petty Have Been Sued By A Sexual Assault Victim For Harassment And Intimidation

August 15, 2021 / Posted by:

In March, the names Nicki Minaj and Kenneth Petty moved up on Satan’s list of future VIP residents of HELL when a woman he sexually assaulted in the 90s talked to The Daily Beast and accused them both of harassing her and trying to bribe and intimidate her into taking back her claim that he raped her. The New York Times says that the woman has now filed a lawsuit, saying that because Nicki and her husband keep messing with her, she has to constantly move, is severely depressed, can’t work, and now lives in fear.

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Gerard Butler Filed A $10 Million Over Profits From “Olympus Has Fallen”

August 1, 2021 / Posted by:

The movie stars are revolting! The movie stars are revolting! Mickey Mouse is currently in the gym, doing crunches, working on his footwork, and punching a bag held by Coach Goofy, because he’s preparing for his upcoming legal tussle with Scarlett Johansson over Disney releasing Black Widow on its streaming service the same day it was released in theaters. Mickey may have to step up his training because there’s a chance star of Cruella Emma Stone may tag-team in by filing her own lawsuit against Disney too. But while ScarJo’s lawsuit is over her losing out on multi-million dollar box office bonuses thanks to Disney’s simultaneous release of Black Widow on Disney+, Gerard Butler’s lawsuit has nothing to do with shit like that. His lawsuit takes us back to a simpler time in 2013 when we were free of both COVID-19 and a zillion streaming services. Gerard is suing because he believes he was cheated out of $10 million in profits from 2013’s Olympus Has Fallen. Good luck to those producers, because one of the Rules of Life is: Never ever mess with a dude who fucked in a Porta-Potty at Coachella.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Lawsuit That Claims Goop’s Vagina Candles Are Explosive

May 18, 2021 / Posted by:

Remember the Goop vagina candle? No, not the orgasm one that Travis Barker bought Kourtney Kardashian last week to get more attention. The OG pussy-scented candle Gwyneth Paltrow was shilling last year. Well, apparently, the candle isn’t just stupid. According to Colby Watson from Texas, it’s also incredibly dangerous. Colby (not Colby from Survivor, unfortunately) is suing Goop because he claims the vag candle exploded in his house. Was there goop everywhere? Yuk yuk yuk/ew, I’m sorry…

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