102-year-old Olivia de Havilland is Not The One, as Ryan Murphy has painfully come to find out. Olivia is not giving up her long fight against Ryan for what she claims is his totally bogus impersonation of her in Feud: Bette and Joan. Even though the California Supreme Court decided not to review her case against Ryan last July, Olivia is continuing to Vaseline up her knuckles and is not backing down in her protection of her pristine Hollywood image. Olivia and her legal team are taking her case to The Highest Court Of The Land.
The bleach poured on my fingertips, eyeball holes, brain stem, nerves, basically all of the parts of my body (down low included) is still dripping after writing about SNL covering the Brett Kavanaugh hearings in DC, and before it even has a chance to dry I must now turn our attentions over to the shady dealings of Hollywood. I never thought I’d long for a day where the most exciting headline would be “Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Eat Potato Salad After Church“, but alas we are living in a new day where the cockroaches have no where to run when the lights turn on, so instead of a potentially saccharine headline, we are left instead with “Kevin Spacey Is Being Sued For Allegedly Groping A Massage Therapist“.
Back in March we told you about how one-time American Sweetheart (like literally one time for three years between 2003 and 2006) Mischa Barton was in trouble with the law. Not for anything criminal, she was getting chased by the civil courts.
Mischa crashed a rented U-Haul into the side of a West Hollywood apartment complex and the homeowners association sued her for $27,000 in damages. Well, it seems like they aren’t the only ones trying to get a pay out from Mischa; U-Haul wants some money too.
According to CNN, a dramatic eviction fight happened yesterday in a Syracuse, NY courtroom between Christina and Mark Rotondo of Camillus, NY and their 30-year-old son Michael, seen above giving you junior Penn Jillette realness. Back in February, Christina and Mark decided they didn’t want their son Michael living at home anymore. So they gave their unemployed son a notice on February 2nd, stating that he had 14 days to vacate the property, and that he would not be allowed to return.
Jamie Luner Has Been Hit With A $250 Million Lawsuit For Allegedly Sexually Assaulting A 16-Year-Old
In February, a now 36-year-old man filed a sexual misconduct report with the LAPD against Jamie Luner (from Melrose Place, Savannah, Just the Ten of Us, and All My Children) claiming that she preyed on him when he was 16 years old. The man is now trying to get some justice by fucking with Jamie Luner’s financial situation. TMZ says that he has filed a $250 million sexual battery lawsuit against her. I know that I make more typos than your mom while texting, but that isn’t a typo. Jamie Luner is being sued for $250 million, not $25, which is probably what her last Melrose Place royalty check was for. I know, I’m being generous, it was probably $2.50.
Remember when Stormy Daniels played coy about her alleged affair with Donald Trump, and refused to confirm or deny whether she was paid $130,000 in hush money to sign an NDA? NBC News says that Stormy Daniels filed a lawsuit on Tuesday against Trump, alleging that he voided their NDA by forgetting to sign it.