Category: Billy Bush
Billy Bush Has Lawyered Up And Taken His First Swing At NBC
As expected, Billy Bush has tapped into the ring with NBC and is holding the Peacock down while trying to punch as many dollars out of that bitch as possible. Billy has reportedly been fired by NBC and the two sides are currently negotiating his exit from Today before they make any announcements. And part of that “negotiating” involves using the media to spit at each other. Page Six reports that Billy has hired a high-powered Grossman to help him fight NBC and no the gross man is not Donald Trump. Billy has hired Los Angeles lawyer Marshall Grossman to help him in his battle against NBC. Marshall has already gotten to work and shanked at NBC by saying that if Billy didn’t play along with Trump, he’d be grabbing pussies… at PetCo while working as a part-time cat groomer. Because NBC would’ve fired him.
Billy Bush Isn’t Going To Let NBC Get Away With Firing His Ass!
No need to send me a thank you e-mail for hitting your eyeballs with the sight of Billy Bush’s feets, snow-covered chest fur forest and hairy pits. The sound of that panty pudding wave crashing has already told me that you’re thankful.
Everybody has reported that Billy Bush’s suspension has already been made permanent and that Matt Lauer has reclaimed his title as the Biggest Douche of the Today Show. Billy was removed as co-host of Today’s 3rd hour after that tape of him grossly giggling over Donald Trump bragging about sexual assault came out. Billy is pretty much done at NBC and an announcement is coming, but Page Six says that he’s not going down without trying to punch out the Peacock.
Billy Bush Brought Upon The Public Downfall Of Billy Bush
As Donald Trump’s campaign lives on and Trump supporters dislocate their shoulders from reaching so damn hard while trying to defend that pussy grab shit, Billy Bush is wondering if he should do damage control by checking into rehab for dumbfuckness or by getting his picture taken as he gently pets pussies (with permission) at a cat shelter. Billy got his ass suspended from Today and NBC may permanently wax off the Bush. And sources tell Page Six that Billy Bush may only have his own stupidity to blame. Sources say that NBC staffers only started looking for the tape when Billy Bush bragged about its existence. So Billy Bush may have fucked himself. Oh, schadenfreude, it’s always a good day when you spoon me from behind and whisper sweet nothings into my ear.
NBC Suspended Billy Bush And His “Today” Co-Workers Don’t Care
The Today show is a little less smug this morning, because annoying ventriloquist’s dummy Billy Bush isn’t on and won’t be on indefinitely. Because of that recording from 2005 of Billy Bush laughing as Donald Trump bragged about grabbing pussy without permission, NBC announced yesterday that they have suspended him from Today as they investigate. Please, that’s just PR talk for: “We’ve sent Billy Bush on a paid vacation until that tape of Trump saying the N-word comes out and that pussy grabbing disaster is nothing but a distant memory.”
The Time Donald Trump Bragged To Billy Bush About “Grabbing Pussy” Because He’s A Star
I just turned on CNN right now and they pretty much showed live footage from Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters of her doing the victory conga with her staff.
The Washington Post somehow got a recording from 2005 of Donald Trump telling then Access Hollywood host Billy Bush that his hands can grope a woman and she won’t care because he’s famous. Trump and Billy were on a bus heading to the set of Days of Our Lives where he was going to tape a cameo. When the recording starts, Trump talks about how he tried to fuck Nancy O’Dell, but she didn’t want any of that. This was a few months after he married delicate Slovenian rose Melania Trump. When the bus pulls up to the set, Billy and Trump see actress Arianne Zucker (aka Nicole Walker on Days) and they go on about how hot she is. And that leads to the pus-filled gooch wart bragging about how since he’s a star, he has free range to molest and grab a woman by the pussy. And I don’t think he meant that he can pet their cat.