Every good gay gets a little tingle in the film adaptation of Chicago when Velma Kelly (played by Olivia de Havilland’s favorite actress, Catherine Zeta-Jones) takes to the stand and is asked if she’ll tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help her God…and replies, “and then some.” Clearly they were airing Chicago on Janice Dickinson’s flight to Pennsylvania to testify in a case against Bill Cosby. Because Janice came out swinging so much that I bet they had to dismiss early that day on account of suburban Philadelphia not knowing how to handle everything she served. Continue reading
When dozens of allegations against Bill Cosby came back up in 2015, everyone had an opinion on America’s Dad, including America’s Dad’s children. For example, Rudy Huxtable made it real clear that she loves Bill Cosby, and will most likely be tearfully tossing a Jell-O jiggler onto his coffin when he dies.
Around that time, Zoe Kravitz gave an impromptu statement on behalf of Denise Huxtable (her mom Lisa Bonet), saying that it was news to Lisa and that she was “disgusted and concerned.” Lisa is finally talking for herself, and says she isn’t surprised.
Bill Cosby is on the loose in the streets of Philadelphia, presumably bumping into shit. He’s been parading around town sporting his Eagles regalia for sports ball reasons. According to Deadline, he also had a gig at a local jazz club where he held court to an audience of tens, told stories and jokes and even sat in on the drums. It was his first official public appearance since his trail for the alleged rape of Andrea Constand ended in a mistrial. A retrial is scheduled for April 2.
“Bill Cosby Schools You On Rape Allegations” is something you’d expect to see on a Learning Annex sign outside of a Holiday Inn conference room in the Ninth Circle of HELL. But apparently, that’s something you may see on a sign outside of a theater near you. This is like Ole’ Sleazy Puddin’ Pop’s rendition of O.J. Simpson’s If I Did It. The devil is real.
Last Saturday, a jury in Norristown, PA told the judge in the Bill Cosby trial that they couldn’t reach a decision regarding the three charges against him. The judge declared a mistrial. Bill isn’t out of the woods yet; the Montgomery County district attorney says they will retry him.
Bill Cosby, aka “a major sign that your childhood is not only dead but also a lie,” won’t be self-righteously scolding the younger cons in gen pop for their pants sagging too low in the back just yet. Five days of deliberation by the jury in his case for sexual assault has resulted in a mistrial. Hang on to your Jello Pudding Pops, this horror’s never going to be over. Continue reading