The Emmy Goes To…. Alexander Skarsgard’s “Peen” For Its Performance In “Big Little Lies”

I watched last night’s episode of Big Little Lies and completely missed the special guest appearance by the dick that flopped out of Alexander Skarsgard’s pants during a scene. But in my broken dickdar’s defense, the peen that popped out of ASkars’ pants during last night’s episode was most likely fake. Yes, it was big, but it was also a lie.

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