Jesse Williams’ Ex-Wife Aryn Drake-Lee Calls Out His Parenting Skills Amid Their Ongoing Custody Battle

Long before the world was treated to Jesse Williams‘ exposed baseball bat from Take Me Out he was one half of a  crumbling marriage with real estate broker Aryn Drake-Lee. Unfortunately, Jesse strayed from home field on a couple of away games, leading to their inevitable divorce. However, they have children together so they’ll never be completely done with each other. Well, scratch that. Aryn is definitely done with Jesse, especially since she’s claiming his parenting skills are just about as subpar as his attempts at fidelity.

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Ben Affleck’s Huge Peen Situation Was A Big Topic At The Producers Guild Awards Last Night

At the Producers Guild Awards in Beverly Hills last night, Chuck Lorre, the evil doer who’s responsible for torturing us with shit like Two and a Half Men, told the audience that at the Golden Globes last week he pissed next to Ben Affleck in the men’s bathroom and he can confirm that he looks at other dudes’ peens while he’s pissing next to them and Ben’s dick is big enough to fill Batman’s codpiece. E! News says that while accepting an award last night, Chuck Lorre still had Affdick on his mind:

“Yes I peeked. And yes, Comic Con, he can play Batman.”

At the end of the show, Ben went onstage to present Best Picture (it was a tie, Gravity and 12 Years A Slave both won) and he brought up the subject of his huge dick. Ben said that it’s true, his peen could probably come out on top in a tag team fight between the Hammaconda and the Fassdong.

“I want to thank someone tonight. Evidentially, I was in the bar briefly and I came back to my seat and someone said, ‘You know there was a guy on stage who said you have a big dick. I was like, ‘You know? Isn’t that always how it goes. The one time it happens, I miss it.’ Thank you very much. Whoever you are God bless you. I’m often confused with Matt Damon but rarely with Michael Fassbender, so it’s a nice change.”

Normally, I’d channel the spirit of Nippy by screaming, “SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS, DIANE,” but I sort of believe that Ben Affleck’s got a huge dick that could bust your sugar walls. It would explain why Blake NotSoLively talked like her jaw was broken in The Town. I know Blake’s always like that, but it was extra in The Town. And since Zack Snyder cast Ben Affleck as Batman, he obviously wants a Batman who is extra stiff and devoid of personality.  What I’m saying is that Ben Affleck’s supposedly huge dick should play Batman instead.