The general public have only really been given one formal portrait of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s almost one-year-old twins Rumi and Sir, which means the Beyhive was no doubt hungry for a new one. Thirsty fans were finally rewarded yesterday during Bey and Jay’s first stop on their On The Run II Tour in Cardiff, England. Projected on a giant screen about three minutes into an intro video were the images of Beyoncé and Jay-Z both holding a set of year-old twins. The implication was that the audience was looking at the latest pics of Rumi and Sir. As it turns out, the twins were decoys.
There’s always a pop star must-have accessory. There were Von Dutch T-shirts, there were tiny dogs, and now it’s religious real estate. While Katy Perry may have briefly knocked Madge off the top of the Vatican’s 10 Least Wanted list for her ongoing dispute with the nuns and her potential new Los Angeles house, Beyoncé just snatched up a church in New Orleans (and I hope she wore the outfit above to her closing). Considering how much the Beyhive screams over how she takes them to church when she so much as coughs, this only makes sense. Continue reading
Anytime someone wants to accuse Kanye West of anything, nobody really bats an eye. Anytime someone wants to accuse Beyoncé of some shit, it becomes a case of “Molly, you in danger, girl.” Alas, a Norwegian newspaper has done just that by accusing Tidal of giving both of those two false streaming counts – hundreds of millions of false streams – and notching them higher royalties. And to think: Kanye thought Jay-Z and Tidal were screwing him over! Continue reading
Back in March, Sanaa Lathan suddenly found herself with a bee target on her back after Tiffany Haddish told a story about a mysterious famous actress who allegedly bit Beyoncé’s face at a party. Tiffany couldn’t say who it was, thanks to Beyoncé’s love of a tight NDA. Tiffany would only say that the actress was trying to get wth Jay-Z, and that the biting culprit was “on drugs.” The theory with the most alleged evidence backing it up was that the biter was Sanaa Lathan.
At the time, Sanaa denied it, and said if there was any bite it was a “love bite.” Sanaa recently spoke about it with Health, and you can throw that love bite alibi out the window, because she says her involvement is a big old lie.
If you’re gonna take a little tumble in front of thousands of people, please do yourself a favor and be Beyoncé. Mere mortals who fall face myriad dangers such as, but not limited to; broken bones, chipped teeth, wig misalignment, a spike in humility, compromised vanity, mortification, a bruised ego, a bruised ass and tears. But when Beyoncé falls, as she did during her second Coachella set this weekend, it’s as if the fluttering of a billion little bee wings surrounded their queen to protect her from harm and humiliation by creating puff of air which hoisted Bey back up off the ground.
If you were to ask the Beyhive how they felt about their Queen Beyoncé’s performance at Coachella last weekend, first they would throw you a side eye before correcting you with “You mean BEYCHELLA?”. Then after they’ve shamed your ignorance they will answer by dropping to their knees and chanting “We’re not worthy!” like Wayne and Garth. I think that’s how they start each day anyway. Luckily they can take those quick knee dropping skills to the Grace Cathedral in San Francisco, because they’re about to have a Beyoncé–themed mass that’s tailored just for all of her adoring stans.