Growing up, I mainly kept the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition around just to throw my parents off the scent of piano lessons and my love for Designing Women into thinking I was straight. That being said, this kween can appreciate some swimsuit history, which was made this year when Danielle Herrington became only the third African American woman to be the cover girl for the magazine. Continue reading
Now that Beyoncé and Jay-Z don’t step foot in an elevator without vetting who is working the security shift lest shit get out (again), we have to closely examine photos of Solange Knowles in copies of InTouch at the dentist’s office to determine if she’s wearing the expression of someone who whooped some ass defending her sister’s honor. Luckily, Bey and Jay appear to have befriended Tiffany Haddish, who has no problem blabbing to the world. On an episode of TV One’s Uncensored, Tiffany talked about what went down when some Hollywood floozy tried to mack on Jay the night she met Beyoncé.
A few days ago, Chris Brown hopped on Twitter and said that he wants to go on a world tour with Beyonce, Bruno Mars, and Rihanna. The same Rihanna he violently assaulted almost exactly nine years ago. I’m starting to think that before Chris Brown’s monkey was taken into custody, she pooped in his food and gave him a case of the Motaba virus. Because that’s the kind of stupid thing you type when your brain is melting.
Is it wrong to stan for a child president? Because after last night’s Grammy Awards, little Blue Ivy Carter gave us “that moment” and I don’t know about you, but I got the vapors and gasped “she’s running”. If you missed it, that moment was when Blue Ivy did the lord’s work and told her parents Beyoncé and Jay-Z they was doing too much. #BlueIvy2020.
I wish Jay-Z and Beyonce would just shut up the hell up about their marriage. OK. We get it, Jigga. Your dick purchased a ticket to the OPP Express while Beyonce was at home cutting up lemons for all of the tea she was about to spill. Then after everyone drank from the blessed mother’s golden chalice you showed up right on time with 4:44 to tell your side of the story. That should be it right? NOPE! Jay-Z added another leg to his apology tour just in time for tonight’s Grammys by showing up on the first episode of CNN’s The Van Jones Show yesterday to explain why he and Bey chose to stick it out.
I hope you cleaned up in your office Coachella line-up pool. Whoever had their money on The Death Of Rock and Roll (the concept, not the band) is buying lunch all week! As anticipated, the headliners for the three day event are The Weeknd, Beyoncé and Eminem. For the first time ever, no Rock and Roll acts are headlining. Sorry Bono, I guess all those girly rockers just aren’t butch enough to make the cut.