I hope you cleaned up in your office Coachella line-up pool. Whoever had their money on The Death Of Rock and Roll (the concept, not the band) is buying lunch all week! As anticipated, the headliners for the three day event are The Weeknd, Beyoncé and Eminem. For the first time ever, no Rock and Roll acts are headlining. Sorry Bono, I guess all those girly rockers just aren’t butch enough to make the cut.
Beyoncé’s big Coachella gig is a little less than five months away, and obviously she’s the only headliner the Beyhive cares about. But unless Coachella was planning on dragging out their hologram machine and projecting a dazzling array of digital Beyoncés onto the stage, they will need a few more headliners. According to Consequence of Sound, they’ve got them. Beyoncé will be reportedly headlining with Eminem and The Weeknd.
Last Summer’s Conclave Of Insufferability (aka Coachella) was momentarily derailed when Beyoncé had to pull out because she was 900 months pregnant with twins. The Beyhive hipsters had to take Lady Gaga as a consolation prize with the promise that Yoncé would be back to perform at the 2018 festival. Well, it looks like she won’t be preggo this time around, so the show will go on! But don’t expect any Destiny’s Child reunion stunts to go down (that’s for Super Bowls only). Continue reading
In the dark, sullen era we live in where North Korea is about to lob a nuke our way and net neutrality is threatened, celebrities are really getting their priorities straight: snuffing out those tweens on Etsy and craft brewers who use their likeness to hawk homemade shit! Continue reading
The House of Dereon has so many babies: there’s Basement Baby, there’s “Bitch, get outta this house and off the payroll” Baby (Matthew Knowles, duh), and apparently there are a few Band-Aid babies. People is out with a report saying Blue Ivy better get some tricked out presents from her parents each birthday since she’s apparently the glue that kept those two together after it came out that Jay cheated with Becky with the good hair!
Someone in Destiny’s Child must have been sending Beyoncé one too many of those “If you don’t forward this to 18 people in the next hour, a hurricane will come and destroy you” emails, because Ed Sheeran says he has to start each week getting Queen B’s new Gmail address. Continue reading