Ticketmaster’s phone lines are filled with Beyhive buzz, and the FBI’s witness protection hotline is filled with the sobs of Rachel Roy today, as Jay-Z and Beyoncé finally got around to officially announcing they’re going on tour together this summer. Odds are, if you have a huge-ass football stadium in your city, Bey and Jay be popping by to squeeze some coins out of you and 80,000 of your closest friends. Continue reading
I know that Beyoncé and Jay-Z are masterminds when it comes to making money, but who knew they were also the type to get a sick joy out of watching their friends and closest business associates squirm in a trap they laid themselves? According to Page Six, Beyoncé and Jay-Z hosted an Oscar party on Sunday night, and it’s not nearly as evil as I’m making it out to be. It’s not like they held it in a latex hedge maze with no exit while they watched overhead from a helicopter. It was a normal party, but they decided to mess with everyone by keeping the details weird and vague.
Dust off those pre-written “Bey dumps Jay!” stories, tabloid editors! Word has it Beyoncé and Jay-Z are going back on tour this summer, and – as we all know – nothing packs in the Rose Bowl like a Jay-is-stepping-out rumor! Continue reading
Forbes released their list of the five richest artists in hip-hop. Imaginatively titled “The Forbes Five,” we’re told that Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Brian Austin Green have all the money in (and pretty much out of) hip-hop. I kid. It’s Dre, Diddy, Drake and Marshall Mathers. But the guy with ALL the riches in the world (meaning he’s married to universal majestrix messiah empress Beyonce) is Jay-Z. Mr. Shawn Carter has ALL the money. You could probably tell by his bar tab.
Tiffany Haddish might have just learned a valuable lesson. You may meet her majesty Beyoncé, but much like Fight Club or Michelle Williams, you do not talk about it. Earlier this month, Tiffany spilled the details of meeting Beyoncé for the first time. The juiciest part was that Tiffany claimed to bear witness to Beyoncé asserting her dominance over an actress that made the grave mistake of getting flirty with Jay-Z. Beyoncé might have let Tiffany have it in a song.
You ever heard the saying “when opportunity comes a knockin’, place that bitch in a headlock and find a way to hold it hostage?” Yeah, me neither. But clearly that must be a popular phrase at Veronica Morales’ house, because after continuously swatting away at Beyonce’ and her legal team in their attempts to trademark the name Blue Ivy, she’s finally revealed her master plan to the tune of $10 million.