Category: Beyhive
Beyonce Released “Break My Soul,” The First Single From Her Upcoming “Renaissance” Album
I must admit I wasn’t ready for Beyonce‘ to drop any new music just yet. After she recently announced she was pregnant with a new album I figured she would take her sweet time and string us along for months until BAM! Renaissance would just appear and the world would melt with delight. But this time around she’s taking a more traditional approach by deciding to release a single, Break My Soul, ahead of her album’s release. And of course, the Beyhive is creaming their jeans in anticipation now that their Queen has blessed them once again with a new anthem for summertime and beyond.
Rapper Trick Daddy Shaded Beyoncé And Jay-Z And The Beyhive Is Still Coming For Him
The Beyhive once went after a woman with death threats because they thought that Beyoncé had looked at her funny, and it hadn’t even gone down like that. They even got mad at Britney Spears for having the same first letter of her name as Beyoncé. So clearly when Florida rapper Trick Daddy came for her vocal abilities, they reacted with calmness. JK! They went after him, and he doesn’t care, because he’s doubled down.
Beyoncé’s Storage Unit Was Robbed Of $1 Million Worth Of Designer Stuff
Somebody reached into the back of one of Beyoncé‘s closets and pulled out her Freakum Dress and made the fuck off with it, because TMZ says that storage units rented by her production company, Parkwood Entertainment, were robbed of tons of designer stuff. The worth? $1 million. Yes, ONLY, $1 million. “Hmm, I see they did me a favor by snatching up the cheap rags I was planning to donate to Goodwill,” said Beyoncé since she’s probably got more than $1 million worth of coins in her sofa cushions.
Britney Spears Infuriated The Beyhive By Referring To Herself As “Queen B”
Uh oh, looks like LGBTQ+ icon Britney Spears has herself a lil’ death wish. Yesterday on Instagram, she poked (nay, stabbed) the Beyhive by suggesting that her fans call her “Queen B.” Oh, hun. You’re Britney, Bitch! The Princess of Pop! The Former Mrs. Federline! Beyoncé is Queen B.
Even though most comments were from angry Beyoncé fans, who obviously flooded that shit with bee emojis and defended their Flawless Queen, some argued that Britney has been referred to as Queen B. And so has Lil’ Kim. Replace Pink with Lil’ Kim in that iconic Pepsi Gladiator commercial, and that’s what we can expect from their upcoming battle for this royal title.
Dionne Warwick Doesn’t Think That Beyonce Is An Icon Yet, And Of Course The Beyhive Came For Her
Seen above getting her slappin’ hand ready for any Beyhivers who want to get the stingers slapped off of them by coming after her, Dionne Warwick told zero lies when she said that there are no new musical icons and not even Beyonce has reached that status yet. I should say that Dionne wasn’t totally telling the truth when she said that a musical artiste of today has yet to be crowned an icon for the ages. I mean, has Cousin Dionne’s ears felt the sweet humping of Jan Terri yet?
Netflix Is Releasing A Beychella Special
So this is really the reason why Solange suddenly dropped out of Coachella. Beyonce just couldn’t let her have her ONE moment, dammit!