Category: Betty White

Open Post: Hosted By “Jeopardy!” Contestants Committing A Sin By Messing Up A Betty White Clue

May 7, 2023 / Posted by:

Jeopardy! is filled to the brim with smart people who casually know what the 16th AND 44th digits of pi are. The only version I can compete on is the kid edition, and even then, just barely. But if there’s one Achilles heel that these brainiacs all share, it’s their lack of pop culture knowledge. This was particularly evident in a recent episode where not one, not two, but THREE of the contestants had no clue who Betty White was. I guess watching rerun after rerun of The Golden Girls at your grandma’s house is no longer a rite of passage!

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Open Post: Hosted By “Golden Girls” Memorabilia From Betty White’s Estate Auction

May 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Consider this official notice to get your affairs in order! People reports that the estate of the dearly departed Hollywood legend Betty White will be holding an auction in September and will be chock-full of Golden Girls memorabilia including a script of the pilot, her on-set director’s chair and a dress she wore while doing publicity photos for the show in 1986. I’m still holding out hope that my numerous letters, emails, and phone calls to Anna Wintour suggesting Golden Glamor: Floridian Friends for next year’s Met Gala theme will be heeded. But Betty’s dress is the perfect opportunity for some enterprising young up-and-comer to snatch everybody’s wig at next year’s gala, regardless of theme. I challenge you to name another blond bombshell with Betty’s staying power. Betty was, and will always be, a timeless fashion icon.

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The #BettyWhiteChallenge Helped Boost Donations For Animal Shelters And Organizations

January 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Betty White is smiling down on us from a heated throne being fanned by cherubs as the memory of the dearly departed actress, who passed away on New Year’s Eve at 99, lives on through her love of animals. In honor of what would’ve been Betty’s 100th birthday on January 17, the #BettyWhiteChallenge was born on social media and it encouraged people to donate $5 to animal shelters, rescues, and other organizations. Betty adored animals and did tons of work with the Greater Los Angeles Zoo Association and even received the James Smithson Bicentennial Medal in 2017 for her charitable work with zoos and animal shelters. Well, she’s still doing more for the animals than any PETA billboard ever could, as donations are pouring in this week which would have been her 100th birthday.

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Hulk Hogan Got Shit For Saying That The Vaccine Caused The Recent Deaths Of Celebrities

January 11, 2022 / Posted by:

In the last couple of weeks, we’ve lost several beloved celebrities, including Betty White, Sir Sidney Poitier, and Bob Saget. We still don’t know the official cause of death for Bob or Sidney, but yesterday it was reported that Betty suffered a mild stroke six days before her passing. There is absolutely no evidence that the stroke had anything to do with the COVID-19 vaccine. But that didn’t stop Hulk Hogan, M.D. (Meathead Dinosaur) from going on Facebook to declare that the vaccine was the reason Bob, Betty, and Sidney all died. Whoa whoa whoa! A racist/Trump-loving 68-year-old from Florida is an anti-vaxxer? And he shared his totally baseless theories on Facebook of all places?!

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Betty White’s 100th Birthday Celebration Film Will Debut As Planned

January 3, 2022 / Posted by:

2021 really did save some of the worst news for the very end, when the extremely sad news broke that television icon, Golden Girl, and all-around Extremely Beloved Person Betty White died on December 31st, just two weeks before her 100th birthday. A whole lot of people pointed out that Betty White, a master of comedic timing, probably would have appreciated the timing of it all. Before Betty’s death, there were plans to release a movie about her life on her 100th birthday, January 17th. And that film is going ahead as planned.

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There Really Are No Words: Betty White Has Died At 99

December 31, 2021 / Posted by:

Actually, there are some words and those words are: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck YOU, 2021!

TMZ says that just a few hours before 2021 ends over here in the US, we got one huge kick to the core of souls. Because universal treasure Betty White has died just two weeks before her 100th birthday. This isn’t a horrible hoax either. Betty’s agent confirms the news to People. Like all of our hearts, every cheesecake in the world has deflated.

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