Category: Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Are Officially Divorced

October 6, 2018 / Posted by:

No, we swear it this time. It’s real. For heaven’s sake, it’s in People! Having to drive Ben Affleck to rehab again (and empty her car of all of his Jack in the Box wrappers) must have pushed Jennifer Garner to zoom over to her lawyer’s office and scream, “I WANT IT TO READ ‘EX-WIFE JENNIFER GARNER’ NOW!!!”, at the startled receptionist in the lobby. The couple have announced that they’ve finalized their divorce after three years of separation. *sad music*

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Ben Affleck Released A Statement About Finishing Rehab

October 5, 2018 / Posted by:

We’re all rooting the third time’s a charm. Ben Affleck has had a rough few months, and that’s not just because I’ve been referencing Gigli on here. After splitting up with Lindsay Shookus this summer, canoodling with a Playboy model, Ben went back to rehab for the third time in his life after his soon-to-be-ex-wife Jennifer Garner staged an intervention. Ben stayed in rehab a little while longer, even though he left to work out his newly swole body and work out his newly swole body on his Playboy model girlfriend, and now he’s out.

Ben issued this statement on his Instagram yesterday about completing 40 days in rehab:

Ben entered the center on August 22 and was only allowed to leave for business meetings and at-home workouts. He was in rehab back in 2001 and again in 2017, but someone close to him claims this time seemed different, telling People.

“Ben seems to take this rehab visit more seriously. This time is different. He doesn’t want his kids to have to go through this again. Ben is really trying very hard to get better.”

Ben admits in his statement that fighting addiction is a lifelong struggle and that one is never truly cured. He says he’ll continue to fight with the help of those around him, which I imagine means Matt Damon told him he’ll bring out his Brett Kavanaugh at Level 15 if his ass so much as looks at a bottle of vodka.



Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Went To Church Together

October 1, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s no word if they took Hozier along.

Ben Affleck has had a turbulent few months battling his addiction to booze, and Jennifer Garner has earned a spot in the ex-wife Hall of Fame for putting up with it and making sure he’s in tip-top shape for their kids. Jen already drove Ben to rehab, and this weekend they were spotted coming out of God’s house. No, by God, I don’t mean Cher. This is serious stuff! Continue reading

Ben Affleck Is Going To Stay In Rehab For A Bit Longer

September 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck is staying in rehab, so says the people over at Us Weekly. He checked in a month ago after his soon-to-be-ex-wife Jennifer Garner staged an intervention The two had been trying to reach a finalized divorce settlement for ages but his boozing was a major issue for Jen moving forward, so she enlisted the help of a sober coach and told her former man to get it together. Ben has finished up 30 days of rehab, but Postmates deliver drivers working in the area of his rehab place better expect more daily Jack in the Box orders from him, because he’s staying for more treatment and is serious about staying sober.

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Ben Affleck Has Been Advised To Hold Off On His Relationship With Shauna Sexton

September 17, 2018 / Posted by:

After Ben Affleck checked into rehab almost four weeks ago, we learned that rehab wasn’t about to come between Ben and his 22-year-old Playboy model girlfriend Shauna Sexton. The only problem is, rehab wasn’t the only one trying to come between Ben and Shauna (for his own good, of course). But apparently all that outsider meddling isn’t working, and Ben and Shauna are closer than ever.

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