Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t the only one having to explain their facial situation this week (oh that sounded gross, but it’s not like that). Except in Bella Thorne’s case, she’s demanding an apology instead of issuing one.
There’s been a lot of coverage about the devastating mudslides that have plagued the town of Montecito in Santa Barbara County. One reason it’s been so much in the news is that there are a lot of famous celebrities who live there including Oprah, Ellen and last-name-needing Jeff Bridges.
Blac Chyna, Lamar Odom, Tyga, and Bella Thorne were all at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel Wednesday night, and, no, it wasn’t because there was a $4.99 buffet. I checked. Entertainment Tonight says Blac was there for something called an iGO.live launch, which apparently is some sort of streaming service… girl, that just sounds like a faster way to spread revenge porn- not exactly something these four horsemen of the apocalypse should want promoted!
I remember when the word “scandal” really used to mean something. They used to involve murder, intrigue, the toppling of governments, cum stained dresses and coke cans full of pubic hairs. What passes for a scandal these is pathetic. Even when we have all the ingredients (the Russians, the cops, sex cults!), nothing ever seems to come of them. Well, today that all ends. Some Deep Throat motherfucker #tooktotwitter (#nevergonnagiveyouup) yesterday and delivered unto us the smoking gun: A video of Bella Thorne diddling herself and moaning something about a “frother.”
The NSFW video is after the jump!
Last month, every greeting card store in the world gathered up their supply of cards about love and began shredding them all. Because after hearing that the true love union between 19-year-old Bella Thorne and 34-year-old Scott Disick didn’t last, they couldn’t continue to push something that doesn’t exist. A quick second after Bella and Scott began bumping genitals, they went off to Cannes together. But HorSick was over as quick as they began and Bella ditched Scott in Cannes and flew back home. Sources (read: my imagination) tell me that when Bella tried to get back into the States, customs officials immediately shuffled her off to a CDC quarantine tent where she spent several days soaking in a hot ammonia and antibiotics bath. Once she was given the clear, Bella talked to Complex about the love of our time that never was.
The itchy-looking romance of our time appears to be over just as quickly as it began. 19-year-old Bella Thorne and 34-year-old Scott Disick’s casual hookup has been cut tragically short in its prime.