Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes have been in semi-hiding for most their relationship. Then in September they were papped on a beach, a move that announced to the world, “Hey, we’re…not as secret anymore.” Three months later, they’ve taken things a step up by appearing at the same event.
The event in question was a flagship store launch for Prive Revaux Eyewear in NYC last night. Jamie is a “brand partner” for Prive. E! News says that Jamie arrived at 7:30pm. After mingling with the crowd, he approached the DJ booth, where he should have played “Blame It On the Alcohol” on repeat, but he didn’t. A source says that’s when Katie Holmes walked in and made her way to a back room. Jamie left the DJ booth and followed behind her. Eventually Katie left, while Jamie stayed behind for a bit longer.
We know nothing else from last night, besides the fact that E! News’ source described Katie as “looking flawless.” And that only tells me that source doesn’t realize “flawless” typically describes an absence of flaws. That picture above is from last night. I spot one giant flaw, which is that Katie had the audacity to show up in your nana’s favorite fluffy cold weather housecoat and post-bath hair style. That look is a privilege one earns, Katie. A coat like that is your reward for years of successfully telling youngins to keep their hands out of your purse and their feet off the couch.
As the relationship of one blonde A-list Hollywood actress and her brown-haired boyfriend bites the dust, another continues to thrive. Is this the circle of life they were talking about in The Lion King? I think it might be.
That’s a picture of Taylor Swift strolling along the beach with her former British actor boyfriend Tom Hiddleston, because there really aren’t any good pics of Taylor and her new British actor boyfriend Joe Alwyn yet. Yesterday Taylor and Joe were seen boarding her private jet. The pics are blurry, and both of them were all covered up in black hoodies like two kids about to egg their math teacher’s house. According to E! News, you shouldn’t count on seeing anything better pics anytime soon, because Taylor and Joey are doing everything in their power not to be seen.
Sorry, singles looking to mingle with Brad Pitt, but it looks like he’s not quite ready to jump back into the dating pool just yet. “Thanks for the heads up!” said the lifeguard of the dating pool who will be assigned to cleaning the filter of self-tanner grease and beard hairs after Brad jumps in.
A source blabbed to People about Brad’s current life as a single guy. We already know that Brad is doing the sad artist thing right now. But don’t expect to see him cruising singles bars in a paint-splattered smock looking for his “muse.” The source says that Brad isn’t dating right now. Instead, he’s been doing the buddy thing. Brad has been having friends over a lot, and has been reconnecting with old friends. Oh boy, here come eleven hundred more “BRAD RECONNECTS WITH JEN!” headlines. The source adds that Brad seems “much happier” lately (well, agreeing with Angelina Jolie to stop fighting like Rikki-Tikki-Tavi and Nagaina will do that to you).
The source adds that along with art and spending more time with his kids, Brad is also working out every day and has lost a few pounds. Nice.
The sad news in all of this is that I guess this means Kate Hudson really isn’t dating Brad Pitt after all. Poor Kate Hudson. Even though she technically has a new man in her life, I’m sure she would have loved to have stretched that rumor out just a little longer. If you only get one measly totally untrue tabloid cover out of it, did it even not really ever happen?
It’s been four months since we’ve talked about Jennifer Lawrence and her current boyfriend, director Darren Aronofsky. Four months without an update is enough time in which some famous people could split up, hook up with someone new, get married, and file for divorce. But apparently that’s not what has happened here. They might have been laying low over the past few months, but they’re still together.
Miranda Kerr and billionaire CEO of Snapchat, Evan Spiegel, got engaged last July after dating since 2015. In the time that they’ve been together, Miranda’s vagine has never met Evan’s peen. Miranda, who has definitely fucked before (proof: the baby she made with Orlando Bloom), let the world know in an interview that she and Evan are doing it the Ciara and Russell Wilson way by waiting until marriage. Many of us are sluts around here, so that idea is completely lost on us. On a first date, we don’t even wait until the entrees are served. I know, look at me acting like our first dates happen at a restaurant instead of a motel that rents rooms by the hour. Continue reading