Hooker At The Point

At first glance I thought this was broke ass Lynne from The Real Housewives of Orange County doing what she’s gotta do to pay her rent and plastic surgery bill. But in real life, it’s Russell Brand kissing his girlfriend Katy Perry goodbye in Los Angeles yesterday.

Russell must really love Katy like a slut loves Free Clinic Fridays, because he wants her close to him at all times, which explains why he’s wearing one of her lady tanks from the junior’s department at Macy’s.

Russell is totally flirting with danger, though. Dude shouldn’t be walking the streets like that unless he’s okay with Eddie Murphy trying to pick him up for a $20 date.