Category: Be Best
W Magazine Has Released Their Annual “Best Performances” List For 2022
If this year’s Golden Globes flop is any indication, big glitzy awards shows might not be as important as they once were. That opens the door to just about any old body to swoop in and declare they’ve predicted the Oscars. W Magazine has just published their annual Best Performances issue and unlike the GGs, they were actually able to get all the big-name celebrities into hair and makeup, including Oscar-hungry Lady Gaga. So you better believe she was ready for her close-up when W Magazine called!
Melania Trump Be Bested Herself With The White House Christmas Decorations This Year
A literal interpretation of the trainwreck that is the Trump Presidency is currently chug-chug-chugging its way through The White House towards its inevitable fiery conclusion thanks to Melania Trump’s newly revealed Christmas display. Keen eyes will also spot subtle nods to other administrative disasters such as a sequined COVID hospital emergency room and a boat in obvious distress representing the capsized vessels of the Lake Travis Trump Boat Parade. Despite not giving a fuck about “the Christmas stuff and decorations,” The Slovenian Grinch acted on the Be Bester angles of her nature and created a display so chilling, it makes her Evil Queen of The Blood Forest motif from Christmas 2018, look as innocuous as a holiday display in a Cracker Barrel gift shop.
Hailey Bieber Was Bullied By Miley Cyrus And Took A Swipe At Online Trolls
On a recent episode of Carpool Karaoke (which is now a whole ass web series on Apple TV), Kendall Jenner was driving Hailey Baldwin around and they were singing a Miley Cyrus song and doing some weird shit with their hands like they were trying to dig themselves out of an invisible grave (was it some form of primitive dance? I can’t be sure) and next thing you know, Miley herself hops into the car and joins them. And that’s when shit got real. To my great surprise, the trio engaged in a deeply therapeutic dialog where Miley confessed to having instigated a cruel reign on torture upon Hailey, and bullied her when they were kids.