Category: Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand Clarifies Her Comments On Michael Jackson, And Diana Ross Adds Her Own

March 24, 2019 / Posted by:

In “Girl What Is You Doing?” news, Barbra Streisand had to “clarify” some comments she made about Michael Jackson’s accusers. While promoting an upcoming concert over in jolly old England, Barbra let out a nugget of crazy WTF about Wade Robson and James Safechuck. If you need a refresh on what earned Barbra the award for The Worst Take, here you go:

“His sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever DNA he has. You can say ‘molested’, but those children, as you heard say (the grown-up Robson and Safechuck), they were thrilled to be there. They both married and they both have children, so it didn’t kill them.”

That take is like butter gone rancid and covered in shit. I guess basically defending an alleged pedophile is not the coolest thing to do in 2019? Weird. Well, now Barbra is doing the thing which is very cool in 2019: apologizing for the problematic things she said
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Barbra Streisand Believes Michael Jackson’s Accusers But…

March 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Why oh why couldn’t Barbra Streisand just stick to fun out of touch crazy rich lady stuff like cloning her dog twice over or having an entire shopping mall under her living room floor? Why’d she have to go and add her out of touch crazy rich lady stuff to the conversation about Michael Jackson’s alleged pedophilia? Babs was interviewed by The Times and revealed that while she absolutely believes Michael’s Leaving Neverland accusers, James Safechuck and Wade Robson, are telling the truth, she also wonders what’s the big deal since they’re both married and have children now. What’s more, she mostly blames their parents, not Michael, for what happened to them. Oh how I wish we could just go back to the way we were before she opened her mouth.

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Lady Gaga Says She Was Told To Get A Nose Job When Starting Out 

September 29, 2018 / Posted by:

If this hasn’t been made clear to everyone, Lady Gaga keeps her career trajectory plan in a folder marked “WWBD” (“What Would Babs Do?“). An NYC girl who can sing and is often unbearably pretentious, Gaga also remade A Star Is Born, has already branched out into different genres of music (lite-standards with Tony Bennett and lite-country with whatever the hell Joanne was) in an attempt at career longevity, and she, too, might have a mall in her basement. Gaga and Barbra Streisand also have a fairly prominent nose in common. Remember when Gaga first hit and she was wearing all sorts of headpieces and veils to disguise that schnozz? Well, “fuck you” money equals a “fuck you” nose. Stefani told Sky News at the Star Is Born premiere in London that, like her idol, she also refused to cut off her nose because it would have spited her face or some other badly-used analogy concerning rhinoplasty.

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Barbra Streisand Wrote A Song About Trump

September 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Barbra Streisand tweeted the above photo today and at first I figured she was trying to get a last-minute part on the final season of Game Of Thrones, but it’s a promo for Walls, her upcoming album. The lead single off the new album is “Don’t Lie To Me,” and – this being Babs – I just assumed it was going to be another love ballad. Alas, she says read between the lines and it’s about Trump.

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Barbra Streisand Clears Up Some Errors Made In Recent Features About Her And Her Clones

March 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Barbra Streisand has a bone to pick with both Variety and The New York Times. Both publications ran features on her which did not quite meet her exacting standards. Don’t worry, nobody has been fired! Babs understands that mistakes happen. Once. The issues have since been corrected in all online versions but Barbra would still like to direct your attention to a “New Truth Alert” issued on her website “” for further clarification. Yes, you have to peck that all out in your browser with your pointer finger, hyperlinks are shortcuts for lazy people who don’t care about hard work and facts.

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There’s Rich, And Then There’s “Clone Your Dog Twice” Rich 

February 27, 2018 / Posted by:

If you’ve seen Barbra Streisand’s Netflix concert special Barbra: The Music… The Mem’ries… The Magic!, then you saw the completely over-the-top tribute she did to the beloved white-haired hot bitch she’d take several bullets for. No, not James Brolin! Who cares about him. I’m talking about the gorgeous Sammie Streisand! Last year, 14-year-old Sammie Streisand went off to a… I was going to say a better place, but what place is better than Barbra Streisand’s Malibu estate? Some regular people may immortalize the dog they obsess over by getting that pooch’s dead body stuffed so they can keep it at the edge of their bed for eternity. But crazy rich people, like Barbra, take it to the next level by getting their dog cloned.

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