Category: Bad Ideas
Amanda Bynes Is Possibly Pregnant With Her First Child (UPDATE)
About a month ago, we all found out that 33-year-old Amanda Bynes got engaged to a dude in his 20s named Paul Michael, a dude she met in AA and has only known for a few months. We then heard that Amanda’s mom wasn’t exactly buying mason jars and raffia bows on Amazon (since nearly every damn wedding I’ve been to in the past 5 years has those as their centerpieces) and vowed to not sign off on the marriage, which is something she’d have to do for it to happen because Amanda is still under a conservatorship. And then we heard that during a court hearing, a judge ordered Amanda into a psychiatric facility after meeting with her family, and Amanda at first agreed to go but never checked in, and Paul reportedly called off the engagement when he heard about the current state of her mental health. But THEN, Paul Michael himself ran his ass of to Page Six to tell them that they never broke up, she’s in a residential treatment center (but can come and go as she pleases), and that a hacker got into their Instagram accounts and deleted all the pictures of them together. So yeah…
So while I may have gotten the doctor card a couple of times while playing the Game of Life, I am not a psychologist, but to me, bringing a baby into this situation doesn’t seem like the best idea. But last night, both Amanda and Paul posted an ultrasound picture of a fetus and “sources” claim she indeed has a case of the babies. Well, I guess 2020 just had to throw another Molotov cocktail on the bonfire of WTF that is itself.
Jared Leto Shared Pictures From That Time He “Nearly Died” While Rock Climbing
Jared Leto is hardcore. He’s an alt/goth/punk-rocker/cult-leading/Academy Award-winner and he definitely lives the extreme life of someone with so many slashes and hyphens to their credit. A few years back, Jared went rock climbing with Alex Honnold, the subject of the Oscar-winning documentary Free Solo, and almost died doing it. Just because you’re going climbing with someone who’s so talented and amazing they get an Oscar movie made about them doesn’t mean that you guaranteed won’t die. But Jared Leto pushed those limits and nearly plummeted. Well time for visual proof of the rope which almost took out alt/goth/punk-rocker/cult-leading/Academy Award-winner Jared Leto.
Presley Gerber Continues to Make Good Decisions
Hi y’all! I’m Adam. I’m a freelance copywriter and playwright from Toronto, like Allison, Kristian, and Emily. Like most of you, I have enjoyed reading about Hot Sluts, Panty Creamers, and Jackie Stallone over the years, so it’s a GAG to be able to say that I am one of the new Dlisted writers! Now, needless to say, I love gossip––all kinds. I also love it when beautiful, rich people have children who turn out to be a constant source of embarrassment to them. Which brings me to my first ever Dlisted post:
Influencers Are Being Asked To Stop Taking Selfies At Chernobyl
HBO’s Chernobyl has sparked interest in the nuclear power plant disaster and the ghost town it created. And of course, that newfound attention has brought out attention whores who will shamelessly use a tragedy as an opportunity to show their ass in more ways that one. Influencers are using the site of Chernobyl as a backdrop to display their sexiness. Next up: topless oxygen mask photo shoots at the 9/11 museum!
Phil Spector Once Adopted Twins Without Telling Ronnie Spector First
Everyone knows that Phil Spector is garbage human, and his ex-wife Ronnie Spector wrote about him being an awful husband in her 1990 memoir Be My Baby. There’s more about Phil being a shitty husband that wasn’t included in Be My Baby. According to Ronnie, she found herself the mother of twins after Phil was like, “Surprise babe, I got us some twins.”
Amy Winehouse’s Dad Thinks A Hologram Concert Of Her Is A Good Idea
Holograms are best served on the back of elementary school trapper keepers and at CNN on election night – but nowhere else! Did “Whitney Houston”on The Voice teach us nothing?! Amy Winehouse may have passed away in 2011, but her father has tried to milk off her success ever since, which is why North Londoners have to face a statue that’s supposed to be Amy but really looks like Marge Simpson in a mini-dress on their way to work each day. Mitch Winehouse’s latest scheme is to embark “Amy” on a world tour by way of the same hologram technology used for late stars like Tupac and Roy Orbison. What could possibly go wrong?!