TruTV must have looked at that tone-deaf Handmaid’s Tale wine and said to Netflix, “Hold my beer.” There’s no bigger bitch in the world than Sallie Mae, the source of many a drained bank account and who would probably rob a Girl Scout cookie collection box if it meant I’d make my payment on time. For once. Oops. Anyway, because Americans owe upwards of $1.4 million in student loans (and I’m $1.2 trillion of that), someone thought it would be a good idea to come up with a game show where people could pay their loans off. Yeah, because that sounds fun to watch. Continue reading
Professional troll Kanye West has found an even more effective way to enrage black people (nay, all sane people) than saying slavery was a choice. According to Entertainment Weekly, Kanye’s disrespecting Whitney Houston by using an old tabloid picture of her drug-strewn mess of a bathroom taken without her knowledge as album cover art for Pusha T. If ghosts are real, Nippy’s coming for you and she’s bringing Nat Turner and Harriet Tubman with her to Fuck. Your. Shit. Up!
Because Megyn Kelly has reportedly been sinking Today’s ratings, she had to come up with something that’ll get her attention and hopefully pull her ratings out of the toilet, so she tried to embrace the idea of fat-shaming yesterday. It worked about as well as you would expect. Continue reading
Kim Kardashian’s second best non-family friend (her first goes by the name Doctor-something) Jonathan Cheban has managed to get his little side-project some attention. Last year, Jonathan tried to re-brand himself as more than just the guy who follows the Kardashians around. He called himself Food God (stylized as the much more insufferable foodgōd) and appointed himself as the deity of acting like a snob at restaurants. All of Jonathan’s social media handles are @foodgod, and he’s decided to commit even more to his douchey moniker.
It’s really, really time for Candy Finnigan of Intervention to gather all of Hollywood’s loved ones in the room of an economy hotel, and lead them in begging Hollywood to finally put down the crack pipe and get some help! Because they’ve gone too far when they start thinking about making Kristen Stewart a fucking Charlie’s Angel!
Personally, I’d need all the booze I could get my hands if I knew there was a chance I’d be seen in public with the Kartrashians. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying I understand.
TMZ says that Lamar Odom, seen above with what is still technically his wife, Khloe Kardashian, prepared for the Kardashian Family’s annual Easter Sunday pap stroll by going to a bar. According to staff, Lamar showed up at an Irish pub shortly before midnight on Saturday night with two friends, ordered three drinks, and left around 1am on Sunday. Unless the Kardashians go to some special mid-afternoon Easter service that caters to those who need at least 7 hours of makeup and hair work before they praise the risen spirit, that would place Lamar’s trip to the bar roughly 9 hours before he strolled into church.
TMZ has some pictures of Lamar at the bar, and as you can see, he’s wearing the same hoodie he wore to church later that morning.
Drinking before church is practically a requirement for some (raises hand). But since it’s barely been six months since Lamar was found unconscious in a Nevada brothel, drinking before anything might not be so great of an idea.
And it might not have been a one-time thing to help him mentally prepare himself in the event Satan’s succubi step into God’s house and burst into flames. Sources tell TMZ that Lamar thinks he’s healthy enough to be casually drinking with friends, and that one of the reasons he went to church that morning was to prove to Khloe that he can function after a night of boozing. They also claim that Khloe is super bummed out that Lamar is falling back into his old ways. To show you that she’s really bummed out, Khloe hopped on Twitter earlier today and tweeted: “I hate this feeling…. Helpless.” Then Kris Jenner patted her on the head and praised her for finding a way to get a lil’ attention from all of this.