Sean Combs aka P. Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Puffy aka Stay Puffed (which clearly he do be) announced that’s he’s changing his name up once again. The artist formally known as “Biggie’s ‘Lil Friend” shall now be referred to as Love. You may also call him Brother Love. Please update your contacts lists accordingly. If you have a P. Diddy tattoo, make an appointment with the laser surgeon. Brother Love will no longer be responding to those other names so don’t even try it. You’ll only embarrass yourself.
I will do everything in my power not to make a My Name is Exhausted joke. People magazine says that 40-year-old Jaime Pressly is now the mother of two twin boys. Jaime announced her pregnancy in the summer and said that she and her 39-year-old boyfriend Hamzi Hijazi were expecting twins, but she didn’t do IVF to get pregnant. Well, surprise, sperm and eggs work in magical ways, and now she’s got two new babies that were born last week.
Jason Biggs, actor, social media attention enthusiast and his wife Jenny Mollen (same), welcomed another kid. UsWeekly has confirmed that Jenny gave birth to their second son on Monday in NYC. Not that UsWeekly needed to confirm anything, considering both Jason and Jenny Instagrammed everything but the baby’s head crowning.
Before Sunday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might have been colloquially known as Fame Whores 1 and 2, or those desperate blondes from The Hills who won’t ever go away. But from here on out, they’re…well, they’re still all those things, but now they’re also Mommy and Daddy.
Another future cast member of The Hills: 2035 is now upon us. Lauren Conrad, former Laguna Beach good girl turned expert mascara cryer on The Hills turned every sorority girl’s hero, confirmed to People that she gave birth yesterday. 31-year-old Lauren and her 37-year-old husband William Tell are now parents to a 6lb, 14oz baby boy that got a surprisingly predictable name.
“We are thrilled to share that we welcomed our son Liam James Tell into our family. Mom, Dad and baby are doing well. We’re already in love! Chloe and Fitz (their dogs) aren’t so sure…”
She also announced it on Instagram, in a very twee/Lauren Conrad way.
Liam is the most 4th most popular baby name, but sources tell E! News it’s not like that. Lauren and William “decoded” the name (because a name like Liam James is such a head-scratching mystery), and say it’s a short version of William, and James is LC’s dad’s name. E! says that people online have also been pointing out that Liam is sort of what you might get if you combined Lauren and William. That’s wrong. I believe you’d get Lalliam, which kind of sounds like Valium. Actually, has anyone named their kid Valium? It’s not a terrible name. Something to keep in mind if there’s a next time, Lauren.
If you had the names Quatro and Rouf (Four backwards) in your office’s Beyonce baby name pool, your Fourth of July weekend just started off real shitty, because you got it wrong. Nearly two weeks after the twin Jesuses were born, TMZ, E! and People all believe that Beyonce and Jay-Z may have named their babies Rumi and Sir Carter. If you’re in the Bel-Air area and heard the loudest boom, that was just from Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian’s egos exploding while thinking that Beyonce and Jay-Z copied the name Saint by naming one of their kids Sir. And Rumi is probably happy that they didn’t get the name Ma’m Carter.