Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Really Is One Of The New Messiahs

This is the confirmation we finally need to officially declare Vivienne Jolie-Pitt a chosen one. Yes, Vivienne was brought to this earth on a cloud of God’s warm bref by a dozen virginal angels humming a Yanni song, but that doesn’t really mean anything. However, Vivienne’s baby mullet does! Baby mullet = the second coming. We can now gather at her feet and pray to her baby mullet.