Duchess Kate is going to regret putting her hand anywhere near her stomach from here on out, because it’s only a matter of time before the next round of “ROYAL BABY BUMP WATCH!!!” rumors start.
Beaumont Gino who?
Gee, no, you see, that’s my actual name! My parents are comedians. I’m still learning to roll my eyes properly because I’m a newborn.
If most of yesterday’s news gave you the sads, today is bursting forth with new life! On July 1st, Get Out writer, director and producer, Jordan Peele, and the Brooklyn Nine-Nine actress, Chelsea Peretti, welcomed their first child, a baby boy named Beaumont Gino Peele.
Last night I linked to some pictures of Jessica Alba on vacation, and she seemed in all of them to be attempting to cover her stomach area. At the time I was like “Who cares, you’re on vacation, let it all hang out.” But now I realize she had a very good reason for obscuring her midsection from the paps. Jessica Alba is pregnant for the third time.
Mindy Kaling is pregnant and oh my god, I am so here for the adorable baby outfits that are sure to come! E! News reports:
An insider explained that the future arrival for the 38-year-old actress was “an unexpected surprise” but that there will not be any changes made to production schedules for her upcoming projects.
Mindy has been busy promoting her upcoming film A Wrinkle in Time, which co-stars Reese Witherspoon (also known as The Notorious LJP), and bee summoner Oprah Winfrey. The big budget Disney film is directed by Ava Duvernay. The sixth and final season of The Mindy Project (on which Mindy is creator, producer, writer and star) will debut this September. Did you know? – Every time a hard working, talented celebrity has a baby, a Kardashian ovary shrivels up. It’s how the universe stays in balance.
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And Beyoncé saw that everything she had made was good, and there was evening and there was morning, the 6th day. Genesis 4:44
Under the cover of night, a hushed silence was pierced as the angels spontaneously broke out into rapturous adulation, their voices echoing throughout the universe with their heavenly refrains. Behold, bitches: The Twin Messiahs! Continue reading
If you’re anything like me you have heard of the Duggar family but can’t really be bothered to keep up with them, but fear not though, you can definitely depend on the Duggars to whore out all the details to the media when one of them spawns.
Entertainment Weekly reports that this time around the newest Duggar is a Dillard from damn 26-year-old Jill Duggar Dillard, sired by 28-year-old Derek Dillard and is their second kid. They announced she was knocked up with the 490,978,999th Duggar last December. The devout Dillards disseminated their delight on their family blog:
We are excited to finally announce the arrival of Samuel Scott Dillard! The newest addition to our family arrived on Saturday, July 8, 2017 at 1:02pm. He weighs 9lb 10oz and is 22″ long. After 40 of labor, he was delivered via C-section at the hospital. Thank you for your continued prayers and support!
Jill spent 70 hours in labor while giving birth to her first child, 2-year-old Israel David Dillard, and she also had a C-section. Who knows how long labor took this time around, but I’m sure we’ll find out when TLC covers it in a very special episode of Jill and Jessa: Counting On. Like Jill and Derek said, I’m sure people are continuing to pray, pray that little Samuel Scott learns to walk right away so he can ran away from the Duggars including Uncle Josh. But before he goes, he should thank his mom and dad for not naming him Lebanon or Palestine.