No, that isn’t Duchess Meghan waving bye to the latest royal staffer to say “Dueces!” but it should be! In the race between the White House and Kensington Palace as to who can see more staffers quit in a given year, KP leaps ahead for 2019!
Royal staffers have handed in their “bye bitch” letters ever since Meghan became a 5am NIGHTMARE by firing off emails at the break of dawn. Meghan’s assistant already quit since I imagine the dark nail polish and one-off bare shoulder became too much for a poor soul to endure. This time around, it’s her and Prince Harry’s bodyguard who is quitting, but they swear it has nothing to do with Meg. Ah, well, Meghan seems to be trying to deflect today by casually letting slip to a peasant when she’s expecting to give birth. Continue reading
Seen above laughing at their own baby naming joke are Myspace underwear model Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley, who have rolled out the
red carpet spit-up rags in welcoming their newborn son, whom they have reportedly named after a character in Forrest Gump. I wish like hell that I could report that they named their son Bubba Gump Shrimp Company Hardy, but “sources” say that Tom and Charlotte went boring on us and have instead named their child Forrest Hardy after Forrest Gump himself.
The Mara sister, who is probably not Anna Kendrick, and the baby-faced Brit, who probably didn’t play Spider-Man, are having a baby! Jamie Bell is definitely a different person from Tom Holland even though they both played Billy Elliot and look like they could be twins. He and Kate Mara (who was on House of Cards) were married in 2017, and have just announced that they are expecting their first child together. This will be Jamie’s second kid, he has a 5-year-old boy with his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood. I had no idea these two were even together, let alone married, let alone not those other people I mentioned before!
Gus Kenworthy (and anyone else with a working set of eyes) has been calling Ricky Martin a livin’ la vida loca daddy for years. Ricky’s 10-year-old twin sons have also been calling him a daddy, albeit with a different connotation, for years. Now Ricky and his FOIIIIINE husband, Jwan Josef, can be daddies together, as they just welcomed the birth of a new baby girl!
And now that the New Year has kicked in the door waving the four-four all you’ll hear for the next few weeks is “New Year, New Me!” I normally ignore people who say that because they’re full of shit and never really change. Well, this phrase is kinda true for Donald Trump‘s #1 Stan Kanye West, who within the first two days of the year has announced that he’s still very much a Trump supporter, and we’re also learning that he Kim Kardashian are about to inflict the world with another one of their spawns.
On any given night, you can probably hear the word “daddy” echoing through Andy Cohen’s Manhattan apartment, but in the future, that word will be said by his actual child.