Category: BABIES!!!

Chelsea Peretti And Jordan Peele Welcome Baby Boy

July 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beaumont Gino!
Beaumont Gino who?
Gee, no, you see, that’s my actual name! My parents are comedians. I’m still learning to roll my eyes properly because I’m a newborn.

If most of yesterday’s news gave you the sads, today is bursting forth with new life! On July 1st, Get Out writer, director and producer, Jordan Peele, and the Brooklyn Nine-Nine actress, Chelsea Peretti, welcomed their first child, a baby boy named Beaumont Gino Peele.

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Jessica Alba Is Having A Third Kid

July 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Last night I linked to some pictures of Jessica Alba on vacation, and she seemed in all of them to be attempting to cover her stomach area. At the time I was like “Who cares, you’re on vacation, let it all hang out.” But now I realize she had a very good reason for obscuring her midsection from the paps. Jessica Alba is pregnant for the third time.

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Mindy Kaling To Executive Produce A Baby

July 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Mindy Kaling is pregnant and oh my god, I am so here for the adorable baby outfits that are sure to come! E! News reports:

An insider explained that the future arrival for the 38-year-old actress was “an unexpected surprise” but that there will not be any changes made to production schedules for her upcoming projects.

Mindy has been busy promoting her upcoming film A Wrinkle in Time, which co-stars Reese Witherspoon (also known as  The Notorious LJP), and bee summoner Oprah Winfrey. The big budget Disney film is directed by Ava Duvernay. The sixth and final season of The Mindy Project (on which Mindy is creator, producer, writer and star) will debut this September. Did you know? – Every time a hard working, talented celebrity has a baby, a Kardashian ovary shrivels up. It’s how the universe stays in balance.

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Beyoncé Twins Reveal Shakes World To Its Core

July 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Go ahead and hit play on this, it should be playing in the background before you proceed. Go to the 0:20 mark. I will wait.

Got that cued up? Ok, good. We may proceed.

And Beyoncé saw that everything she had made was good, and there was evening and there was morning, the 6th day. Genesis 4:44

Under the cover of night, a hushed silence was pierced as the angels spontaneously broke out into rapturous adulation, their voices echoing throughout the universe with their heavenly refrains. Behold, bitches: The Twin Messiahs! Continue reading

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