Category: Aziz Ansari

Chris Brown Is Mad That Aziz Ansari Made Fun Of Him On “SNL”

January 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Aziz Ansari hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and his monologue was just him doing stand-up. And since his episode happened the day after the inauguration, his jokes were mostly about Trump. Aziz probably expected his monologue would trigger a Twitter tantrump. Instead, the person who slapped at him the next morning was Chris Brown. Sorry, I really should have specified that it was a verbal slapping. It is Chris Brown we’re talking about, after all.

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Taylor Swift Voted

November 8, 2016 / Posted by:

It felt like every celebrity and their semi-famous dog had let everyone know what side they were on during this election. You had people dressing up as their favorite candidate for Halloween and gingers fighting on Twitter for candidate supremacy and Malcolm’s Dad threatening to move to Canada if Trump wins and Third Eye Blind trolling the RNC. Lots of people had feelings. One person who kept their lips sealed was Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift never said if she was “with her.” She also never endorsed Donald Trump, and I’m sure that really hurt his feelings, because she looks like what he would choose if he could replace Tiffany.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lawrence Giving Aziz Ansari A Piggyback Ride

October 11, 2015 / Posted by:

America’s fart-loving, sink-pissing sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence is currently shooting that movie Passengers with Chris Pratt in Atlanta. Jennifer Lawrence’s newest best friend forever and ever Amy Schumer was recently in Atlanta with Aziz Ansari, because their comedy tour made a stop there. While Chris, JLaw, Amy and Aziz were together in the same city, they had a slumber party and they showed bits of it on Instagram. You know, because if famous hos have a slumber party and they don’t Instagram it, that slumber party never happened.

Three members of the newly formed Farts And Sink Pissers Squad reunited again last night in NYC. Amy Schumer hosted Saturday Night Live and they all hung out together at the after-party. And after the after-party, JLaw reminded us that she’s the ~quirkiest~ and ~goofiest~ star in Hollywood by giving Aziz Ansari a piggyback ride into their hotel. Two things:

1. Brit Brit Spears  wore that outfit much, much better in her video for Sometimes. I don’t even know why Jennifer Lawrence tried it.

2. Jennifer Lawrence is my kind of friend. I hate walking, because it takes energy, and so I could use a friend who’d carry me into places. Although, I’d make JLaw wear rubber gloves, because I wouldn’t want her nasty piss hands touching my jeans.

Pics: Splash

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